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Old Jan 24th, 2013, 11:40:35 AM   #251
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FUCK

FUCK

FUCK

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK


Dark-Pulse -> Will-O-Wisp -> Dark-Pulse

If Sweet Kiss, use Magic Coat that action and push-back.
If Yawn, use Magic Coat that action and push-back.
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Old Jan 24th, 2013, 12:55:44 PM   #252
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You puny fool! Why should I resort to underhanded tactis when I can simply destroy you!
SolarBeam- Fire Blast- Solarbeam

Matezoide:

90 HP- 100%
3/2/4/2/39

The Evil One:

90 HP- 100%
1/3/3/3/17

A1:
Togepi draws in sunlight!
Shuppet Dark Pulse (hit 2750 no crit 2726 no effect) 9,5 dmg -6 en
Togepi Solarbeam (hit 484 crit) 16,5 dmg -8 en
A2:
Shuppet Will-O-Wisp (8280 hit) -7 en
Togepi Fire Blast (7675 hit 1059 no crit 2864 no effect) 13,5 dmg -8 en
Togepi -2 HP
A3:
Togepi draws in sunlight!
Shuppet Dark Pulse (hit 4940 no crit 2017 no effect) 9,5 dmg -6 em
Togepi Solarbeam (hit 77 crit) 16,5 dmg -8 en
Togepi -2 HP

Matezoide:

44 HP- 81%
3/2/4/2/39

The Evil One:

67 HP- 76%
1/3/3/3/17
Burned

You can't win!
Fire Blast- SolarBeam- Fire Blast
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Old Jan 24th, 2013, 12:58:12 PM   #253
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No.....No.....NO!

Dark-Pulse*3
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Old Jan 24th, 2013, 1:16:42 PM   #254
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Matezoide:

44 HP- 81%
3/2/4/2/39

The Evil One:

67 HP- 76%
1/3/3/3/17

A1:
Shuppet Dark Pulse (hit 3830 no crit 7861 no effect) 9,5 dmg -10 en
Togepi Fire Blast (423 hit 8865 no crit 6681 no effect) 13,5 dmg -8 en
Togepi -2 HP
A2:
Togepi draws in sunlight!
Shuppet Dark Pulse (hit 9588 no crit 4786 no effect) 9,5 dmg -14 en
Togepi Solarbeam (hit 449 crit) 16,5 dmg -8 en
Togepi -2 HP
A3:
Shuppet Dark Pulse (hit 6721 no crit 1288 effect) 9,5 dmg -18 en
Togepi flinched!
Togepi -2 HP

Matezoide:

14 HP- 39%
3/2/4/2/39

The Evil One:

33 HP- 76%
1/3/3/3/17


Let's end this travesty!
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Old Jan 24th, 2013, 1:20:24 PM   #255
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It is inevitable in life that you will face challenges.

Such challenges as you have never faced before.

Difficult challenges.

You might be elected to command a 10,000-strong army in a seemingly-futile battle, or find yourself chasing a criminal along a dark street, or have to give CPR to Angela Merkel.

Or you might be facing The Master of All Evil.

But do not fear, for it is your belief that will carry you through these hardships. Belief that you may be-- no, that you are strong, and that you can succeed.

So fight, and fight hard, because however long it takes, we will tense our bodies and fight through the pain, fighting until the very end.

And who now can stop us? Who can truly combat the power of justice and righteousness, and the anger of our forefathers, and their forefathers, and their forefathers!

SO RISE UP, I SAY, AND SHOW THESE FOOLS THAT THEY WILL NEVER DEFEAT US.

NEVER!



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If Solarbeam in a combo A1, use Dodge that action and push-back.
If Fire-Blast in a combo A1, use Dodge that action and push-back.

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Old Jan 24th, 2013, 1:42:31 PM   #256
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Again, no need for elaborate plans...
Solarbeam*3

Matezoide:

14 HP- 39%
3/2/4/2/39

The Evil One:

33 HP- 76%
1/3/3/3/17

A1:
Togepi draws in sunlight!
Shuppet Pain Split 9,5 dmg +9,5 HP -12,3 en
Togepi Solarbeam (hit 9106 no crit) 13,5 dmg -8 en
A2:
Togepi draws in sunlight!
Shuppet Dark Pulse (hit 5476 no crit 9401 no effect)
Togepi Solarbeam (hit 4836 no crit) 13,5 dmg -8 en
Shuppet KO!


Bow down to my power!

Hall run ended!
Matezoide gets 14 CC
Shuppet gets 14 KOC
I get 23 UC

You may rechallenge the hall in one week.
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Old Jan 24th, 2013, 1:51:18 PM   #257
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*Chuck is blasted across the room, crashing into a wall!*




CHUCK!


And now.....

*The Evil One begins to glow and shoots a massive amount of energy towards Matezoide!*

!!!!!



....Twi.....light?


Are you alright?


Yeah, but Chuck.....



.....He will be fine, Natara is taking him to safety.


Heh....i remember you....



Evil One.....



Grrrr.....you are so very lucky i have to continue this foolish challenge! But do not worry....we will meet again.


*The Evil Togepi walks away, as does Matezoide and his Pokémon in order to take Chuck to a Poke-Center*



Thanks for reffing, Lupus.
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Old Jan 30th, 2013, 9:10:57 PM   #258
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An evil laughter filled the room, growing ever louder by the second

"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! So, Mr. Matezoide, it appears that the tables have finally turned. After challenge upon challenge of dealing with your terrible RNG and increasingly annoying requests to post in them on IRC, it is now YOU who must deal with MY assholishness! BOW DOWN TO ME!"

Matezoide is challenging Rank 3 with Bert the Sawk using Sturdy
Bert the Sawk


Please choose your first type:





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Old Jan 30th, 2013, 10:39:01 PM   #259
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FUCK!


I demand some flavor pre-battle:3

And taking Dark.


(Oh, God, please, dont allow him to pick.....IT)
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Old Jan 30th, 2013, 11:11:40 PM   #260
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Battle #1
Without much hesitation, the foolish little trainer picked up his Poké Ball and sent out Burt the Sawk to protect him. Seeing the options in front of him, he immediately pointed towards a door painted black as night, with an evil aura radiating from the other side even before the door was opened. He took a deep breath, opened the door, and-
"YOU LITTLE FOAL!" cried a voice from the inside "WE WILL DESTROY YOU IN SECONDS!"
...

"What the... what the hell?! Nightmare Moon? How did you get here? Using MLP characters is MY gimmick!"
"Not anymore!" said the omniscient voice from before "You will perish here, and there's nothing you can do to stop it!"

RNG roll (for Pokemon) 1/5
Krokorok

RNG roll (for ability) 1/3 = Intimidate (YUS!)

"NOW ORDER!"
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Old Jan 31st, 2013, 11:09:44 AM   #261
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Using Sandile/Krokorok with intimidate is my gimmick too! (Check Glacier's last two Halls)


Ok, Bert!


This is going to be so totally rad!


Brick-Break -> Double Kick -> Brick-Break


If Swagger AND Krokorok isnt taunted already, use Taunt that action and
push-back.

If Scary Face AND Krokorok isnt taunted already, use Taunt that action and push-back.
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Old Jan 31st, 2013, 10:04:21 PM   #262
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"FOOLISH MORTAL! WHEN WE SAID THAT WE WOULD DESTROY YOU, WE WERE NOT TO BE TAKEN LIGHTLY! YOU STAND AGAINST A MIGHTY THREAT AND ONLY SUB FOR CHEAP TRICKS?! YOU SHALL FALL SWIFTLY!"

(Activate Intimidate) Counter -> Earthquake -> Counter + Counter

Pre-Round stats:

Bert
HP: 100
EN: 100
5/3/1/3/98/ +11% Acc
-1 Atk

Krokorok
HP: 90
EN: 100
4/2/1/2/74

...

Post-Round stats:

Bert
HP: 6
EN: 87
5/3/1/3/98/ +11% Acc

Krokorok
HP: 28
EN: 12
4/2/1/2/74


"WHAT?! HOW COULD THIS BE?! THIS... THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!"
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Old Feb 1st, 2013, 7:18:32 PM   #263
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...


Close-Combat combo



Normal!
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Old Feb 2nd, 2013, 7:40:11 PM   #264
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That combo (unfortunately) obviously does not cost 87 EN, and does more than 28 DMG, so not gonna bother.

GIFSoup
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!"

Battle #2

Cute Little Pug would like to battle! ^.^
RNG roll (for Pokemon) 2/5
Togetic

"Woof woof!"

RNG roll (for ability) 3/3 = Super Luck
"Grr BARK BARK!"
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Old Feb 2nd, 2013, 7:44:18 PM   #265
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OMFG

SO
FUCKING
ADORABLE

<3 <3 <3


Stone-Edge -> Rock-Slide -> Stone Edge


If Yawn, use Taunt that action.
If Encore, use Taunt that action.
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Old Feb 3rd, 2013, 11:27:48 AM   #266
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"Aroo...? (Why are you trying to hurt me?)" ;~;
Yawn x3

Pre-Round stats:

Bert
HP: 100
EN: 100
5/3/1/3/98/ +11% Acc

Togetic
HP: 90
EN: 100
1/3/4/4/40

...


Post-Round stats:

Bert
HP: 98
EN: 58
5/3/1/3/98/ +11% Acc

Togetic
HP: 88
EN: 90
1/3/4/4/40
Taunted (3a)


"-whimper- (Will you go easy on me if I wear this silly costume...?"
Heat Wave -> Shadow Ball -> Heat Wave
If Bide, change remaining actions to Ancientpower -> Magical Leaf -> Heat Wave
If successful P/E move, change that action to Magical Leaf
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Old Feb 3rd, 2013, 7:34:35 PM   #267
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That was a seriously shitty sub....shame on me.


I am sorry, little guy, just forfeit the match and i wont have to hurt you ;_;

Chill -> Stone-Edge -> Rock-Slide
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Yeah, I'm re-using Pud Vader for the rest of the match. Sue me.

"Woof woof! (We'll stay and fight until the end!)"

Post-Round stats:

Bert
HP: 98
EN: 58
5/3/1/3/98/ +11% Acc

Togetic
HP: 88
EN: 90
1/3/4/4/40
Taunted (3a)

...


Post-Round stats:

Bert
HP: 65
EN: 57
5/3/1/3/98/ +11% Acc

Togetic
HP: 52
EN: 70
1/3/4/4/40


"Grrrr! (Do your worst!)"
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Old Feb 3rd, 2013, 10:33:45 PM   #269
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You forgot Sturdy ;)

:C


Stone-Edge -> Rock-Slide -> Stone-Edge


If Thunder-Wave AND you do not have a Sub up AND Togetic isnt taunted, use Substitute (15) that action and push-back.
If Encore AND Togetic isnt taunted, use Taunt that action and push-back.
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who would want to hurt me

yawn, morningsun, morningsun

pre round

Bert
HP: 67
EN: 57
5/3/1/3/98/ +11% Acc

Togetic
HP: 52
EN: 70
1/3/4/4/40

Action 1:
Sawk used stone edge (-7 energy)
to hit (<=9100)=6011 (yup)
to crit (<=1250) = 1038 (yup >.>)
(10+3+3)*1.5=24 damage

Togetic used yawn (-6 energy)
sawk is drowsy!

Action 2:
Sawk used rock slide (-6 energy)
to crit (<=625)=2315 (no)
(8+3)*1.5=16.5 damage
to clinch (<=3000)=7487 (no)

Togetic used morning sun (-15 energy)
Togetic gained 25 hp

Action 3:
Sawk used Stone edge (-7 energy)
to hit (<=9100)= 6965 (yes)
to crit (<=1250) = 8574 (no)
(10+3)*1.5=19.5 damage

Togetic used morning sun (-19 energy)
Togetic gained 25 hp


postround

Bert
HP: 67
EN: 37
5/3/1/3/98/ +11% Acc (drowsy, falls asleep after a1)

Togetic
HP: 42
EN: 30
1/3/4/4/40

chill, Metronome(aeroblast, air slash, dream eater, hurricane, ice burn, psycho boost, psystrike, air cutter, psychic, psyshock), hyper beam
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Taunt -> Sleep -> Chill
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You tryin' to make me mad? You won't like me when i'm angry…

pre round

Bert
HP: 65
EN: 37
5/3/1/3/98/ +11% Acc (drowsy, falls asleep after a1)

Togetic
HP: 42
EN: 30
1/3/4/4/40

Action 1:
Sawk used taunt (-10 energy)
togetic is taunted (6a)!

Togetic used Hyper Beam (-9 energy)
to hit (<=9000)=2449 (yes)
to crit (<=1250)=8977 (no)
15+3+1.5-1=18.5 damage

Sawk fell asleep rng for duration: 9925 (intense sleep, 2a)

Action 2:
Sawk is asleep

Togetic used magical leaf (-4 energy)
to crit (<=1250)=6539 (no)
6+1.5-1=6.5 damage

Action 3:
Sawk is asleep

Togetic used Hyper Beam (-9 energy)
to hit (<=9000)=1867 (yes)
to crit (<=1250)=2526 (no)
15+3+1.5-1=18.5 damage

Post round

Bert
HP: 21
EN: 27
5/3/1/3/98/ +11% Acc (sleep 0a)

Togetic
HP: 42
EN: 8
1/3/4/4/40 taunt (3a) sluggish (1a)
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Theres no point in continuing. You have defeated yourself.

*Bert calmly sits down, meditating and bracing himself for the following attacks*

Endure -> Chill -> Chill


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