(Other) Be Unpopular or Die! (III) LIGHTWOLF, ACE EMERALD AND CRUX WIN

Eagle4 · Jan 29th, 2013, 2:14:52 PM

Welcome to the third (fourth if you count prize edition) Be Unpopular or Die!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Obi, from the first time it was made

The rules of the game are simple. I will pose a question for you and provide four responses to this question. All participants PM me their response. You can say whatever you like in this thread. You can lie about your response or tell the truth. There is only one catch: if your response is the most popular response, you are eliminated. In the event of a tie, all people who voted for either option are eliminated, everyone else advances to the next round. The winner(s) is(are) the one(s) who remain the round before everyone is eliminated (so if there are four people, and two vote for one response, two vote for another, these four people win).

For example, say the question for the first round is "So, is Surgo fat or what?"
Sample answers are:
a) Yes
b) Yeah
c) No (vote for this if you have no dignity!)
d) No... I mean yes.

You want to pick the option that you think the fewest people will pick. You want to post stuff in this thread to convince people to vote for options you didn't vote for. If you can convince them to vote for the same option, that's even better.

All the rounds will be posted in this thread. This means that there will not be a seperate thread for each round.

Rounds will end when approximately 2 days is up, or when everybody has PM'd me their answer.

I only accept PMs. Do not tell me your answer over IRC

List of Players (Bold means you're still in)

These 58 contestants immediately participate in a flurry of discussion; Spiffy sits in a corner talking to himself, Pernicous boasts about how he's so unpopular to the approval of no one, and others chant for Crux to go pack. It seems like popularity between the contestants is beginning to emerge already.

Suddenly, a shadow emerges, and from the shadow steps a masked weirdo with an asthmatic problem. He (or she, you can't tell due to that hideous costume) calls himself Darth Vader, and points a gun at you all. The first question becomes obvious:

What do you need to win in a fight against the dark side?
A) Duct tape
B) A paintbrush
C) A light-saber toothed tiger
D) A torch

Good luck.

Agape · Jan 29th, 2013, 2:28:29 PM

I trust my d4 to be the way towards victory in this. Do not accuse me of cheating. The rules don't prohibit using tools to win!

Cereza · Jan 29th, 2013, 2:34:48 PM

Duct tape. Duct tape solves everything!

***Wild Eep**** · Jan 29th, 2013, 2:35:46 PM

I'm too unpopular to join this game.

Da Letter El · Jan 29th, 2013, 2:37:54 PM

im choosing the paintbrush no one else should!!!!!!

FireMage · Jan 29th, 2013, 2:59:51 PM

Duct tape only repairs the world :(

**billymills** · Jan 29th, 2013, 3:00:52 PM

going with paintbrush, no one else should.

Aura Guardian · Jan 29th, 2013, 3:42:26 PM

As this webcomic demonstrates, Duct Tape is what you need.

UncleSam · Jan 29th, 2013, 3:48:18 PM

Torch

Kadew · Jan 29th, 2013, 4:06:40 PM

A light-saber toothed tiger would be a great tool against the dark side, were it not for the high possibility of it eating you instead.

Blue_Tornado · Jan 29th, 2013, 4:32:36 PM

There's always secret option E

Triangles · Jan 29th, 2013, 4:42:55 PM

A torch seems like the most effective and punny option so I'm going with that. The tiger is a safe bet if you want to get through this round though.

askaninjask · Jan 29th, 2013, 4:58:49 PM

Choosing paintbrush so that billymills can be eliminated. You guys should, too.

zorbees · Jan 29th, 2013, 5:17:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Blue_Tornado

There's always secret option E

Its not a secret anymore.

Blue_Tornado · Jan 29th, 2013, 5:19:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat zorbees

Its not a secret anymore.

You won't trick them with your fallacies

More Cowbell · Jan 29th, 2013, 5:32:56 PM

Why, a paint brush of course. I didn't choose it though, as billymills suggested.

theangryscientist · Jan 29th, 2013, 5:51:09 PM

yeah it's def the paintbrush

**Solace*** · Jan 29th, 2013, 6:19:52 PM

the paintbrush is clearly the best choice

Ace Emerald · Jan 29th, 2013, 6:43:26 PM

Paintbrushes are weak, its painbrushes or nothing.

Lady Salamence · Jan 29th, 2013, 6:55:09 PM

or you know you can use lightsabers

kingofkongs · Jan 29th, 2013, 6:57:38 PM

Going with Duct tape

ssbbm · Jan 29th, 2013, 7:36:01 PM

I AM VOTING A LIGHT SABER TOOTHED TIGER NOBODY ELSE PLS

**Fatecrashers** · Jan 29th, 2013, 7:58:17 PM

as an artist its only natural that i choose the paintbrush

Spiffy · Jan 29th, 2013, 7:59:18 PM

I'm picking what Fatecrashers picks.

**Fatecrashers** · Jan 29th, 2013, 8:01:26 PM

stfu spiffy

Jan 29th, 2013, 2:28:29 PM	#2
Agape Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 568 Suomi	I trust my d4 to be the way towards victory in this. Do not accuse me of cheating. The rules don't prohibit using tools to win! __________________ Smogon admins are such nice people! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can read." ~ Mark Twain

Jan 29th, 2013, 2:35:46 PM	#4
*Wild Eep Iron Bahbs Super Moderator** Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 1,603 Vine Trip Mentor	I'm too unpopular to join this game. __________________

Jan 29th, 2013, 2:37:54 PM	#5
Da Letter El Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 2,882	im choosing the paintbrush no one else should!!!!!! __________________ [01:05] <DixieNormous> Rodan x pookar: Just Do It

Jan 29th, 2013, 2:59:51 PM	#6
FireMage Skylight sucks Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 435 Mentor	Duct tape only repairs the world :( __________________ Rarelyused Premier League -Week 3- Metagame Tweak Round 1 PM Me ALL HAIL DUNSPARCE Eh

Jan 29th, 2013, 3:48:18 PM	#9
UncleSam Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 1,545 Wherever Democracy and Freedom Reign.	Torch __________________ League of Legends Username: UncleSamsCabin DPP FC:3309 1978 1677 Any Metroid Fans should join my group-Metroid Fans! Walrein will never live this down

Jan 29th, 2013, 2:34:48 PM	#3
Cereza Tastes Like Candy Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 1,142 Long Island	Duct tape. Duct tape solves everything!

Jan 29th, 2013, 4:06:40 PM	#10
Kadew Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 152 UT	A light-saber toothed tiger would be a great tool against the dark side, were it not for the high possibility of it eating you instead.

Jan 29th, 2013, 4:32:36 PM	#11
Blue_Tornado Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,895 Phantastic	There's always secret option E __________________ .

Jan 29th, 2013, 4:42:55 PM	#12
Triangles Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 296 every mie and every yu	A torch seems like the most effective and punny option so I'm going with that. The tiger is a safe bet if you want to get through this round though. __________________ the results of my attempt at stopping the effects of global warming were anticlimatic. on the bright side, i won the mutation competition and got atrophy.

Jan 29th, 2013, 4:58:49 PM	#13
askaninjask Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 1,145 na na la la la hey hey doot do	Choosing paintbrush so that billymills can be eliminated. You guys should, too. __________________ two antennae get married on top of a roof the ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent

Jan 29th, 2013, 5:32:56 PM	#16
More Cowbell Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 1,058 Singing of the freedom of utopic space	Why, a paint brush of course. I didn't choose it though, as billymills suggested.

Jan 29th, 2013, 6:19:52 PM	#18
Solace* i was born to save the doctor Super Moderator Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 1,973 i love #thatPOWER Mentor	the paintbrush is clearly the best choice __________________ when ppl are like ‘the new pokemon are so unoriginal and dumb’ im like?? ? ? celebi was a flying onion

Jan 29th, 2013, 6:43:26 PM	#19
Ace Emerald Greatest Team Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,233 Lost in thought Mentor	Paintbrushes are weak, its painbrushes or nothing. __________________ \|UU Hub\|Work\|

Jan 29th, 2013, 6:55:09 PM	#20
Lady Salamence radda radda Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 2,282 ROFL ROFL ROFL	or you know you can use lightsabers __________________ oh dear [sigpic] broke

Jan 29th, 2013, 6:57:38 PM	#21
kingofkongs Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 694 a fistful of quarters	Going with Duct tape __________________ "I am an overachiever and proud of it! Put this in your signature too if you agree!"

Jan 29th, 2013, 7:36:01 PM	#22
ssbbm Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 999 Where you can play Pokemon with Singing Narwhals and Dancing Clouds	I AM VOTING A LIGHT SABER TOOTHED TIGER NOBODY ELSE PLS

Jan 29th, 2013, 7:58:17 PM	#23
Fatecrashers UNH UNH UNH UNH Moderator Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 4,915	as an artist its only natural that i choose the paintbrush __________________

Jan 29th, 2013, 7:59:18 PM	#24
Spiffy Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 929	I'm picking what Fatecrashers picks. __________________ *† I am a Catholic and glad of it. †* <ginganinja> my sister (speaking objectivally as her brother) <ginganinja> is hot <ginganinja> I wish I was a girl

Jan 29th, 2013, 8:01:26 PM	#25
Fatecrashers UNH UNH UNH UNH Moderator Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 4,915	stfu spiffy __________________