JACKIE CHAN ADVENTURES MAFIA
December 24, 2009 San Francisco, California
:the loudspeaker booms:
At 2200 hours the Dark Hand destroyed the gate that held our Nightmares from reaching the real world, effectively killing Christmas. Due to the chaos in the street most of our agents have been deployed onto the field, however, the Dark Hand took it upon themselves at that time to strike at our vault and acquire many of the talismans, demon chi powers, and oni masks that we have kept safe. Our intelligence on the current situation leaves us to believe that the Dark Hand have not left the building and because of this Section 13 has been quarantined and is now in lockdown, effective immediately. I don't care if you have families and dinners to go to, nobody comes in or out of Section 13 until we have caught and due to a new decree by the higher ups, terminated the infiltrators. It has also come to my attention that there are several horrors dwelling in Section 13 calling themselves, Stuff Nightmares Are Made Of. Let me make it clear, these horrors are trying to kill all of us and I will be damned if they survive this. I call on the J-Force to assemble at the middle of Section 13 for your briefing. Captain Black, out!
20 minutes later
I am glad that you have all come, it seems that the Dark Hand and the Stuff Nightmares Are Made Of have infiltrated our ranks, we must -
:a figure bursts from crowd and bashes Captain Black's bald head in with a metal staff:
HAHAHAHAHA, that old fart is so tiring, lets see what this guy is really made of. The hairy figure sticks his entire hand into Captain Black's ear canal and pulls out a slip of paper and reads it out loud:
:throws away cloak revealing a simian anthromorph:
It is I, the greatest of Greats and the King of Comedy, the magnificent Monkey King.
Here's my role pm to prove it:
It is now Day 1, Day 1 will end in 72 hours (I am not updating on Halloween), period.
December 24, 2009 San Francisco, California
:the loudspeaker booms:
At 2200 hours the Dark Hand destroyed the gate that held our Nightmares from reaching the real world, effectively killing Christmas. Due to the chaos in the street most of our agents have been deployed onto the field, however, the Dark Hand took it upon themselves at that time to strike at our vault and acquire many of the talismans, demon chi powers, and oni masks that we have kept safe. Our intelligence on the current situation leaves us to believe that the Dark Hand have not left the building and because of this Section 13 has been quarantined and is now in lockdown, effective immediately. I don't care if you have families and dinners to go to, nobody comes in or out of Section 13 until we have caught and due to a new decree by the higher ups, terminated the infiltrators. It has also come to my attention that there are several horrors dwelling in Section 13 calling themselves, Stuff Nightmares Are Made Of. Let me make it clear, these horrors are trying to kill all of us and I will be damned if they survive this. I call on the J-Force to assemble at the middle of Section 13 for your briefing. Captain Black, out!
20 minutes later
I am glad that you have all come, it seems that the Dark Hand and the Stuff Nightmares Are Made Of have infiltrated our ranks, we must -
:a figure bursts from crowd and bashes Captain Black's bald head in with a metal staff:
HAHAHAHAHA, that old fart is so tiring, lets see what this guy is really made of. The hairy figure sticks his entire hand into Captain Black's ear canal and pulls out a slip of paper and reads it out loud:
Alright now, you there take this chump to the morgue. For those who don't know who I am....Dear gmax,
You are Captain Augustus Black.
The leader of Section 13 and one of the J-Forces most invaluable contacts if only because you have government connections. With your authority you are the default leader of the J-Force though you are reluctant to be involved in the 'magic business'. A non-believer at first, after encountering magic encounter after another you are now a firm believer though you cannot seem to get it into your head that it takes magic to defeat magic.
During the night you may send a pm to blue_light stating 'Night X - Pull Up Files On User'. That night you will use your government connections to pull up some old files on your target. By the end of the night you will have that person's entire role pm to see for yourself.
You also have in your possession the Sheep Talisman. <snip>
You are allied with the J-Force. You win if the J-Force wins.
:throws away cloak revealing a simian anthromorph:
It is I, the greatest of Greats and the King of Comedy, the magnificent Monkey King.
Here's my role pm to prove it:
Now now, don't stare at me like that I did what I had to do, egghead over here was going to steal my spotlight. I tell you what, unless you all want to be turned into sheep I will coordinate a little competition. I am pretty sure all of you J-Force fellows do not want to get slaughtered due to your lack of character shields by the non-incompetent version of the Dark Hand and the evil as fuck Stuff Nightmares Are Made Of, so you guys better start going to tribal council and taking them out. Why wait, tribal council #1 starts now!Dear blue_light,
You are the Monkey King.
A self-indulgent and glory-hounding, but rather untalented jokester with a twisted sense of humor. You are also the same monkey king in the novel "Journey to the West". The same damn monkey that went around beating the shit out of every god in heaven only to end up getting punk'd by Buddha and getting trapped under a mountain for 500 years. But who cares about semantics, you are here to create some K-OS.
With your godlike power you have the ability to destroy all who oppose you unconditionally. During the day or night you may send as many pms to blue_light stating 'Day/Night X - Godkill User'. Immediately after that pm is sent that person will be whacked on the head with your 8 ton staff and be dead so badly that they will be banned for the next blue_light mafia.
You also have a non-lethal ability. During the day or night you may send as many pms to blue_light stating 'Day/Night X - Bitch Slap User'. Immediately after that pm is sent you will bitch slap your target so hard that his/her soul will swap with another individual not in the game (btw you just lost the game), you could almost call it a god subbing.
You are allied with nobody. You have already won.
It is now Day 1, Day 1 will end in 72 hours (I am not updating on Halloween), period.