"Welcome, everyone. This is the ASB Tournament Stadium (Arenas are boring). This is the finals of the ASB Team Tournament, and these are some trainers at their best. That is, if they would arrive. Ah, there he is. Sailing in from the leftmost harbo(u)r, on the ship SS Dogfish, coming from his home of Bolt Beach, master of the Electric type, representing Cruel Britannia, here is DOGFISH44!" "From past experience with his opponent, he knows what Pokemon to bring: Cyclohm. jas61292 happens to loathe Cyclohm, although that is in his gym. Speaking of which, flying in on his Tomohawk over on the north, is the Flying-type specialist, and Triples battler of Team jassmashpwn, it's JAS61292!" "Jas has brought quite the balanced team, in contrary to what he had brought to their last matchup. But simply because it is jas and dogfish, there have been many bets for dogfish. I visited the bettor, and he said that only 34 people bet against dogfish, as opposed to the 277 that bet for him. But then again, 61292=44*1393, so is jas 1393 times as good as dogfish? Or is it 1393 times as bad? Or 1393 times as unlucky? Time will tell." "And now, we have the rules of the matchup. We will be battling in Switch=KO, since jas requested it, and dogfish didn't care." -5v5 Triples (Positioning OFF) -ASB Arena -All Abilities -No Items -5 recovers/5 chills -2 Substitutions -2 Day DQ for battlers -2/3 Day DQ for refs -Self-KO clause; in the event of a double KO to end the match, the Pokemon that KOed itself through whatever means (self-KOing move, energy exhaustion, etc) loses. -Switch=KO -Players send out their first Pokemon simultaneously via PM. First order is decided via coinflip. Turn order: -Everyone PMs me starting mons. -I flip this quarter in my hand. -We begin.