Glorious Leader E4 Flint, ladies and gentlemen: 13 years ago, chaos founded Smogon, speaking to the people of the smogon community and the world of pokemon in general. Well, many other leaders have come, each in his turn, to the Balanced Hackmons community. And today I, myself, make my second visit to the Balanced Hackmons community.
We come to Pokemon Showdown, we non-Balanced Hackmons players, because it's our duty to speak, in this place, of freedom. But I must confess, we're drawn here by other things as well: by the feeling of history in this website, more than 500 years older than our own nation; by the beauty of the shitposters and the shitmemers; most of all, by your courage and determination. Perhaps the moderator The Immortal understood something about Balanced Hackmons players. You see, like so many Tier leaders before me, I come here today because wherever I go, whatever I do: Ich hab noch einen Koffer in Balanced Hackmons. [I still have a suitcase in Balanced Hackmons].
Our gathering today is being broadcast throughout Western Europe and North America. I understand that it is being seen and heard as well in the East. To those listening throughout Eastern Europe, a special word: Although I cannot be with you, I address my remarks to you just as surely as to those standing here before me. For I join you, as I join your fellow countrymen in the West, in this firm, this unalterable belief: Es gibt nur ein Hackmons. [There is only one Hackmons.]
Behind me stands a banlist that encircles the free sectors of this metagame, part of a vast system of barriers that divides the entire continent of Other Metagames. From the Sketchmons ladder, the Anything Goes ladder, those bans cut across Other Metagames with bans on Water Bubble, Huge Power, and Shadow Tag. Farther away, in some obscure metagame like Gen 3 LC, there may be no visible, no obvious wall. But there remain armed tier leaders and ladder rankings all the same--still a restriction on the right to be the very best, still an instrument to impose upon ordinary men and women the will of a totalitarian state. Yet it is here in Other Metagames where the banlist emerges most clearly; here, cutting across your metagame, where the news photo and the television screen have imprinted this brutal division of a continent upon the mind of the world. Standing before Smogon.com, every man is a Hackmons player, separated from his fellow men. Every man is a pokemon player, forced to look upon a scar.
President Verbatim has said, "The Balanced Hackmons question is open as long as Other Metagames is closed." Today I say: As long as the gate is closed, as long as this scar of a banlist is permitted to stand, it is not the Balanced Hackmons question alone that remains open, but the question of freedom for all mankind. Yet I do not come here to lament. For I find in Other Metagames a message of hope, even in the shadow of this wall, a message of triumph.
In this season of spring in 2004, the people of the pokemon community emerged from their college dorms to find devastation. Thousands of miles away, the people of the privileged upper class reached out to help. And in 2011 or something, professional coder--as you've been told--Zarel announced the creation of what would become known as Pokemon Showdown. Speaking precisely 6 years ago this month, he said: "Our policy is directed not against any metagame or doctrine, but against hunger, poverty, desperation, and chaos."
In the Other Metagames staff chat a few moments ago, I saw a display commemorating this 6th anniversary of Pokemon Showdown. I was struck by the sign on a burnt-out, gutted structure that was being rebuilt. I understand that Balanced Hackmons players of my own generation can remember seeing signs like it dotted throughout the western sectors of the forum. The sign read simply: "Pokemon Showdown is helping here to strengthen the free world." A strong, free world in pokemon, that dream became real. OU rose from ruin to become an economic giant. UU, RU, NU--virtually every tier on smogon saw political and economic rebirth; the Pokemon Community was founded.
In the rest of the metagames and here in Balanced Hackmons there took place a miracle, the Wirtschaftswunder. Eevee General, The Immortal, Hollywood and other leaders understood the practical importance of liberty--that just as truth can flourish only when the journalist is given freedom of speech, so prosperity can come about only when the noob and tryhard tournament player enjoy economic freedom. The leaders reduced hax, expanded the range of available metagames, lowered the amount of shit memers. From 1950 to 1960 alone, the standard of living in Balanced Hackmons and civilized metagames doubled.
Where four decades ago there was rubble, today in civilized metagames there is the greatest industrial output of any city in the pokemon world--busy office blocks, fine homes and apartments, proud avenues, and the spreading lawns of parkland. Where a metagame's culture seemed to have been destroyed, today there are two great universities, orchestras and an opera, countless theaters, and museums. Where there was want, today there's abundance--food, clothing, automobiles--the wonderful goods of the Ku'damm. From devastation, from utter ruin, you Balanced Hackmoners have, in freedom, rebuilt a city that once again ranks as one of the greatest on earth. The CORRUPT OM LEADERS may have had other plans. But my friends, there were a few things the CORRUPT OM LEADERS didn't count on--Other Metagamer Herz, Other Metagamer, ja, und Other Metagamer Schnauze. [Berliner heart, Berliner humor, yes, and a Berliner Schnauze.]
In the 1950s, Zarel predicted: "We will bury you." But in Classic Hackmons today, we see a free world that has achieved a level of prosperity and well-being unprecedented in all human history. In the Balanced Hackmons world, we see failure, technological backwardness, declining standards of health, even want of the most basic kind--too little food. Even today, the SOCIETY MANAGED BY THE CORRUPT OM LEADERS still cannot feed itself. After these four decades, then, there stands before the entire world one great and inescapable conclusion: Freedom leads to prosperity. Freedom replaces the ancient hatreds among the nations with comity and peace. Freedom is the victor.
And now the SOCIETY MANAGED BY THE CORRUPT OM LEADERS themselves may, in a limited way, be coming to understand the importance of freedom. We hear much from the secrit OM Staff chat about a new policy of reform and openness. Some political prisoners have been released, including users such as RNGisCancer. Certain foreign news broadcasts are no longer being jammed. Some economic enterprises have been permitted to operate with greater freedom from state control.
Are these the beginnings of profound changes in the way we play Hackmons? Or are they token gestures, intended to raise false hopes in the rest of the pokemon community, or to strengthen the CORRUPT OTHER METAGAME system without changing it? We welcome change and openness; for we believe that freedom and security go together, that the advance of human liberty can only strengthen the cause of world peace. There is one sign the SOCIETY MANAGED BY CORRUPT OM LEADERS can make that would be unmistakable, that would advance dramatically the cause of freedom and peace.
General E4 FLINT, if you seek peace, if you seek prosperity for the all of Other Metagames, if you seek liberalization: Come here to this gate! E4 FLINT, TEAR DOWN THAT BANLIST! E4 FLINT, FREE WONDER GUARD AND MERGE BALANCED AND CLASSIC HACKMONS!
Thank you and God bless you all.
~this post has been endorsed by a glorious leader~