♪In the not too distant future,
In the town of Sumshadagrene,
Ben and his pals have a big problem
that makes them sick to their spleens♪
♪They try to survive
Dr. Verylongname,
when it comes to villains,
he's more of the same,
he took ASB Arena's staff for a ride
when he put a force field over it, and trapped them all inside!♪
Let! ME! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOUT!
♪I'll send zem cheezy moviez,
zee vurst I can feint♪
♪la la la♪
♪And I'll make zem seet and vatch zem all,
and I'll monitor zeir meints♪
♪la la la♪
♪Now keep in mind, Ben can't control
when the movies begin or end♪
♪la la la♪
♪But he'll try to keep his sanity
with the help of all his friends♪
REFEREE ROLL CALL
RICO
Go time!
MOE
Haaaaaai~! ^0^
TED BILLINGS
This oughta be good.
CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEF!
Goddammit.
♪If you wonder how they eat and breathe,
and other science facts♪
♪la la la♪
♪Just repeat to yourself, "It's ASB,"
you should really just relax, oh-♪
MYSTERY
SMOGON
THEATER
3000
*♪Bwowwwrrrrrr...♪*
***
Hi there, ladies and gents, and welcome to ASB arena! You might notice that Rico is dressed up like a Gogoat tonight.
That's because Ted needs me to be! Never did say why, though.
Good point...hey, Ted! Why's Rico dressed up like a Gogoat?!
Need to sacrifice one to the RNG gods! I got a TLR coming up!
Well, there you have it, Ted needs to sacrifice Rico to the-
Wait, what?!
*Emerges carrying some kind of ceremonial dagger* Yeah. Don't have any real alternatives. You think they'll be okay with a fake?
Hold on a sec, I am NOT getting sacrificed!
Yeah, that shit's way too dark for a show like this!
Well, the execs said they wanted the show to be edgier, I figured this might be a good way to-
Ted, this isn't HBO. Do we really need to-
Ted-saaaaaaaan! Where's the red paint?! ?_?
What the hell's that for?
...fake blood for drawing the hexagram?
*sigh* We'll be right back.
***
*♪Dun dududun...dun dududun dun dududun dun dududun...dun dududun dun dudu-♪*
6v6 doubles
3 day DQ
2 subs
2 recoveries, 5 chills
Megas = 1
Items = ON
Abilities = ALL
Switch = KO
Arena =
Jesus Christ this line is longish:
Dkcpkmn and ??? vs. ???? and ???? (Tag Team Doubles) (is anybody gonna do this)
??? vs. ??? (13v13 Singles) [Ref: jayelt413]
??? vs. ??? (13v13 Singles) [Ref: jayelt413]
Snarguffle vs. ??? (3v3 LC Singles) [Ref: Iron Caliber]
??? vs. ??? (6v6 FE doubles) [Ref: The Wanderer]