"WELCOME TO THE JEIKU REGION! Here, you will discover your very own Pokemon adventure blah blah blah blah blah blah!
(in this, there will be commentary from me, which will be in
blue. Events which occur are in yellow, and within these symbols <>. Dialog is in black)
ok the opening scene of the game is identical to every single other Pokemon game, except the professor is a woman named professor Fern and she looks like this:
she proceeds to ask you all the normal questions like are you a boy or a girl and whats your name and all that stuff. If you look on the 3rd page theres a really old and bad drawing of the boy and the girl; it was so bad I decided to redraw it so here
then she asks your name, all that stuff, whatever. she also shows you the guy who will be the rival of the game
and she asks his name. His real name is supposed to be Preston, but you'll probably name him something like ASSFACE or something. He's a real dickhead anyway so he deserves it.
Then she's all like, YOUR ADVENTURE IS ABOUT TO BEGIN and then she shrinks you and thats when the real story starts.
<You are in your home, in Brightfern Town, watching the news. It is talking about the evil crime syndicate, Team Umbra>
News Anchor: "Police are still trying to locate the missing girl and her Pokemon, who are believed to have been abducted by members of Team Umbra. The girl was the daughter of the Mayor of Ethicode town..."
<Your mom appears>
Mom: (Player Name), you need to get up from the TV for once! Go outside and get some exercise!
<You get up>
Mom: Thank you.
<She leaves>
oh by the way I forgot to draw the mom. i'll do it later.
<You're supposed to go down the stairs and go outside. When you get outside, you are greeted by your rival who's right outside your door>
Rival: Oh hey, (Player Name)! How's it goin'?
<Suddenly there is a loud scream>
Rival: What was that?
<You approach the sound of the scream, which coming from the Pokemon Professor's lab. Inside, you see the Professor, Fern, cornered by two team Umbra grunts.>
the grunts look like this:
i am aware that they look like raven from teen titans, and that it's probably hard to do grunt work in those outfits— you'd probably trip a lot— but i spent a lot of time trying to draw that guy's hand, so you'd better appreciate it.
Fern: Let go of me!
Grunt 1: Not until you give us the research!
Fern: Never!
Rival: (Player Name), we have to help!
<Suddenly the professor's aide comes inside the room. He is holding a yellow bag.>
Aide: Professor, I brought your new Pokemo— AAAAHHHH!!!!!
<He runs out of the lab, dropping the bag behind him>
Rival: There, (Player Name)! Inside the bag! We can use those Pokemon to fight and distract the grunts!
<You both run up to the bag>
Rival: Here, you can get yours first.
<Inside the bag are the three starters, Calflora, Fryno, and Ophiorb (refer to the first post for more info). You choose one of them>
Rival: Alright, I'll take this one then. Let's beat these guys!
of course he takes the one with the type advantage because he has to have an unfair advantage
<You approach the two grunts>
Rival: I'll take the ugly one!
<You go to the first grunt>
Grunt: Ha, do you seriously think you can beat me?
<You engage in battle. The grunt has a level 5 Beakie with the moves Tackle and Growl. Professor Fern is watching the battle, giving you battle advice along the way>
Fern: Great job! You've helped me so much, now let me help you! (gives you all those pointers that they do at the first battle)
Grunt: Hey! Stop helping him/her! That isn't fair!
(If you win)
Grunt: But... how? You're just a kid!
(If you lose)
Grunt: Haha! Now onto getting the research!
<After the battle, regardless of winning or losing. You don't white out if you lose the battle, by the way.>
Grunt 2: Come on, we can still get the computer!
<The two grunts both run to Professor Fern's computer>
Grunt 1: H-Hey! why won't this turn on?
Fern: Because, while you two were distracted while battling those kids, I was able to dismantle my computer and preserve my information elsewhere.
Grunt 1: Uh oh, let's get out of here!
<Two policemen enter>
Policeman 1: Not so fast, you two! You're under arrest!
<The policemen walk to the grunts and then lead them away>
Fern: Wow, that was amazing, you two! Great job!
<Fern's aide walks in>
Aide: Um... uh... professor, the ultra-rare Pokemon you requested are here for you...
Fern: Hmm... they're not mine anymore. (she faces you and your rival). Hey, how would you two like to keep those Pokemon?
Aide: B-but...
Fern: Quiet, you! (facing back to you) What I just witnessed was a special bond between you and your Pokemon, that I've never seen before. You two are destined for greatness. I'm sure of it. I'm giving you these Pokemon as a gift. Would you like that?
Rival: Yes, yes! Of course we would! Thank you so much!
Fern: And I think you two are just the right people for a mission I'm thinking of! Take these.
<She goes up to you and gives you a Pokedex>
Fern: That is a Pokedex. In it, you can register all the Pokemon you find.
Rival: Does- does this mean—
Fern: You are now official Pokemon Trainers!
<She goes up to you again>
Fern: Here, take these.
<She gives you 5 Pokeballs>
Fern: Use all these tools I've given you, as well as your new friend, for good. I'm certain that you two can change the world if you try.
yuck, cheesy, mushy shit, but professor fern gets cooler after this. just watch.
Rival: Awesome!! Mark my words, (player name), I'm going to be the greatest person this world has ever seen!
<He rushes out of the lab, and at that point you are free to roam around the town and stuff as you will>
yay, the first part has been completed. cool cool cool. i'm pretty sure no one really cares anyway, so for those of you who've gotten this far, i commend you for your stamina. stay tuned for the next instalment of the jeiku region story!