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"Good work out there Porygon. Now to make sure we go out in style!"
Pain Split ~ Hyper Beam ~ Swift
IF Fake Out, THEN Endure, BUT Only ONCE
IF Sucker Punch A2 or A3, THEN Thunder Wave and push actions back BUT Only ONCE
Maya used Fake Out!
Crit (hit 1): [<=625] 4702/10000 (No)
Crit (hit 2): [<=625] 9027/10000 (No)
Calculation: 6+3+5*1.5-3*1.5+4=16
Porygon hung on with Endure!
-5 Energy
-2 HP for Maya
Action 2:
Duckbot used Hyper Beam!
Crit: [<=625] 2434/10000 (No)
Calculation: 15+5+5*1.5-4*1.5+2=23.5
-9 Energy
Maya used Toxic!
Hit: [<=9000] 5797/10000 (Yes)
-7 Energy
-2 HP for Maya
-1 HP for Duckbot
Duckbot fainted!
END OF ROUND
"Okay, so we begin with Duckbot Enduring. Oh great, this is gonna be another stall round, isn't it?"
"Maya and Skye work together to try to Fake Out Duckbot, but due to Endure's higher priority, all it does is deal a bit of damage. Duckbot hangs on with one HP. Then, Duckbot proceeds to attack Maya with a Hyper Beam attack, overloading my computer and ref systems. And the stadium stuff. Hold on, we will be back after a brief comme--"
*broadcast shuts off*
*3 days later*
"Well that was quite annoying. Oh where was I? Yes, the Hyper Beam. Not only did it blow up the stadium stuff, but it also heavily damaged Maya. Meanwhile, Maya is not looking too good thanks to the Toxic poison, and now proceeds to vomit some of that Toxic back at Duckbot. Duckbot then cannot hold on anymore, and vomits, and faints."
"Then Skye proceeds to vomit in Maya's now empty pouch. Go figure."
Fake Out~Ice Punch~Reversal
If successful Protective/Evasive move, then use Focus Energy on the first instance and Chill on the second and push actions back.
If Slack Off and you have used Fake Out this round, then use Endeavor that action.
Nimbus used Discharge!
Crit: [<=625] 9533/10000 (No)
Para: [<=3000] 287/10000 (Yes)
Calculation: 8+3+5*1.5-4*1.5+4=16.5
-5 Energy
-3 HP for Maya
Action 3:
Nimbus used Protect!
-7 Energy
Maya chilled!
Full para: [<=2000] 9594/10000 (No)
+12 Energy
-3 HP for Maya
END OF ROUND
*snore*
"---WAT???? I was taking a nap dammit. That 3-day blackout was a lot. Anyways, with Duckbot gone, the battle should progress smoothly. Right?"
"So, basically, Nimbus starts to stall, with Protect, while Maya Focuses her Energy. Basically, nothing happens. At all. Except for Toxic damage, that's cool."
"Maya Fakes Out Nimbus, but thanks to Nimbus's Shield Dust, it is not fazed by such an attack. Instead, it retaliates with a Magnet-enhanced Discharge, which not only paralyzes Maya, but also deals some lasting damage. It also hit the broadcast antenna, so viewers at home, you guys will lose your signal soo---"
*antenna fails*
*a couple hours later*
"Okay, that was annoying. Now where was I? Oh yes, the Discharge. Well, Nimbus decides to Protect itself the last action, while Maya Chills out. The round ends with Maya close to death (BORING), and Nimbus quite healthy. Expect more stalling next round!"
"ZZZZzzzzzzzz....."
Maxim XBA
Maya the Kangaskhan
HP: 4
EN: 48 Other: Toxic (4 DPA), Focus Energy (3a), Paralyzed (15%)
Item: Kangaskhanite
Aht the Cinccino
HP: -1
EN: 37
Other: none
Item: King's Rock
Uhm no I flinch Cyclohm. Shield Dust doesn't protect against 100% chances. At least I think that's how it works unless I goofed and Fake Out only flinches once, instead of once per enemy Pokemon which is entirely possible.
Fake Out can only flinch on the first hit it makes (In this case, it's where you used it vs Porygon's Endure), AND Shield Dust protects against 100% Secondary Effects (Bulldoze Speed Drop, Fake Out Flinch, etc.).
Teresa the Hydreigon
HP: -1
EN: 24
Other: KOed
Item: Expert Belt
Duckbot the Porygon-Z
HP: 0
EN: 20
Other: KOed
Item: Expert Belt
Action 1:
Maya used Reverse Sucker Punch!
but it failed!
-28.5 Energy
Nimbus used Slack Off!
+20 HP
-13 Energy
-4 HP for Maya
Maya fainted!
END OF ROUND
"ZZZZZzzzz....---OWWWWATTHEFUCKWASTHATFOR"
...
"Oh yeah, this round. Sorry. So basically, Maya gets ready to Sucker Punch+Reversal the hell out of Nimbus, but as Nimbus simply Slacks Off to regain health, watching as Maya's attack fails. Maya then succumbs to Toxic damage and falls over on her face."
"Now we have the interesting part of the match--Nimbus is very healthy and facing off against Underminer, who has less than half the HP total, but has an advantageous matchup. Hopefully this won't be full of stalling!"
"Wait what, how did that work I should've used Reversal and everything should've been."
"Uhm, dude, you do realize you just used Sucker Punch on a sub that used a non-attacking move right?"
"Yeah...but how does that."
"Think for a minute..."
"...OH BLAST IT ALL!"
Yeah I'm kicking myself on that one. Good Game Dogfish!
Bulldoze~Earthquake~Earthquake
If Bide A1, then change actions to Substitute (15 HP)~Swords Dance~Earthquake
If Protective/Evasive move, then use Swords Dance and push actions back.
Teresa the Hydreigon
HP: -1
EN: 24
Other: KOed
Item: Expert Belt
Duckbot the Porygon-Z
HP: 0
EN: 20
Other: KOed
Item: Expert Belt
Action 1:
Nimbus used Ice Beam!
Crit: [<=625] 9788/10000 (No)
Freeze: [<=1000] 1017/10000 (No)
Calculation: (9+5*1.5-4*1.5)*1.5=15.75
-7 Energy
Underminer used Bulldoze!
Crit: [<=625] 4209/10000 (No)
Calculation: (6+1+3+6*1.5-5*1.5)*1.5=17.25
-4 Energy
Action 2:
Nimbus used Surf!
Crit: [<=625] 2163/10000 (No)
Calculation: (9+5*1.5-4*1.5)*1.5=15.75
-7 Energy
Underminer used Earthquake!
Crit: [<=625] 503/10000 (Yes)
Calculation: (10+1+3+3+6*1.5-5*1.5)*1.5=27.75
-6 Energy
Action 3:
Nimbus used Ice Beam!
Crit: [<=625] 8684/10000 (No)
Freeze: [<=1000] 5498/10000 (No)
Calculation: (9+5*1.5-4*1.5)*1.5=15.75
-7 Energy
Underminer fainted!
END OF ROUND
"Alright, last round! Yup, spoiler alert, but we all knew it was coming, right? Well, at least Dogfish and Maxim did."
"Nimbus hits Underminer with an Ice Beam, while Underminer hits back with Bulldoze, which, thanks to Shield Dust, doesn't do much other than damage. The damage wasn't too spectacular either. Then Nimbus moves to douse Underminer with a Surf, while Underminer Earthquakes back, striking critically. But alas, it would not matter, as Nimbus would end the match Action 3 with Ice Beam. And now Dogfish44 is your official winner!"
Teresa the Hydreigon
HP: -1
EN: 24
Other: KOed
Item: Expert Belt
Duckbot the Porygon-Z
HP: 0
EN: 20
Other: KOed
Item: Expert Belt
Dogfish44 wins!
Prizes:
Ref: 10 UC
Battlers: 2 CC each
Pokemon: 3 MC each
KOC goes to: Aht the Cinccino (x1), Nimbus the Cyclohm (x3), Maya the Kangaskhan (x1)