[Expert] RPS Mafia - Won by the Lawmen

askaninjask

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Once again, although two users at first seemed equally deserving of it, the Knife was given to Fatecrashers for the night.

It is now Night 2. Night 2 ends 48 hours from now (on the hour).
 

askaninjask

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All of you wake up to the bright lights of the ring in the daytime, and you noticed that a few of you hadn’t woken up to the bright lights of the ring in the daytime. One of those people was LightWolf. Poor LightWolf, he was just a man, who was just a robot, who was just a cop. He was:
Dear LightWolf,
You are Robocop.



You are the bionic cop from the film of the same name. You have three prime directives: to serve the public trust, to protect the innocent, and to uphold the law (fortunately there seem to be no members of OCP in this game, so your hidden fourth directive won’t come into play). As a cop, you knew the Lawmen was the faction for you.

Every other night you may PM askaninjask and GoldenKnight “Night X - Apprehend <user>”. <user> will be apprehended. <user> will take 1 HP of damage. This cannot be stopped by any bodyguard.

You have a slip of paper stuck in your suit. It reads: “S”

You are aligned with the Lawmen. You win if the Lawmen is the last faction standing and all of your enemies have been defeated.
The other person was iiMKUltra. The faint of heart should avert their gaze, it’s a pretty scary sight. He was:
Dear iiMKUltra,
You are a Redead.



Do you remember how in Super Smash Bros. Melee in Adventure mode there was that one level where you had to go all around a dungeon and beat some Link people and find the room with the Triforce? Remember how you were in that level, freaking everywhere, jumping onto and draining the life of the player like a leech? I used to play only Classic mode because of you.

Every other night you may PM askaninjask and GoldenKnight “Night X - Leech <user>”. You will grab onto <user> and suck the life out of them slowly. You will take 1 HP from the <user>.

The number of children your faction traumatized is two more than a prime number.

You are aligned with the Scariest Fucking Things. You win if the Scariest Fucking Things is the last faction standing and all of your enemies have been defeated.
CHRIST, I hated those things in Melee.

Alright, carry on. It’s Day 3 now, and the Knife will do 3 HP of damage from here on out.
 


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Also, I still say they're more annoying in OoT.
 

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