iMafia - Outcasts Win!

[Isy]

Most of the results are written already, but I have to talk to Jedil about something. So there's going to be another delay. I know, too many delays, but a lot of things keep coming up, and I don't want any of that ruin the game.

 

[Thunda]

lol stallion deleted his post. we all saw it, we all know you are a dick.

 

[Isy]

Everyone awakes and does a headcount, finding out Stallion was kidnapped. Stallion's friends frown, but a very optimistic person says "Well, at least no one died!" and the users cheer. It was short-lived however, as they all knew evil still lurks...

The user log on and see "* LightWolf BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE" on all news sites and begin to wonder if all the writers are retarded now or something.

The evil Isy looks at thunda's comment and sees Stallion was kidnapped and smirks.

It is now Day Three. You have 48 hours to decide upon a lynch, 24 hours after the first vote is cast. Right now the deadline is 11:00AM on Friday the 26th of June, Central Time(-6).

 

[LightWolf]

Such a sad day we lost one of the best villagers, no one but don't fear no one, I will avenge you. So let's start the vote on /B/tard also knows as thunda, the king of memes. Again if you want his role then PM me on IRC.

Vote Thunda

 

[Thunda]

i think grammar bad enough to part seas is better grounds for lynch than being mafia

lynch lightwolf

anyone who agrees vote with me

 

[Lesm46]

lynch thunda

 

[dak]

AFFFFFFFFFF AFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

gottverdammter bastard

 

[Toothache]

Lynch thunda

Some stay dry and others feel the pain

 

[blue_light]

lynch thunda

We must be swift as
the Coursing river
With all the force
of a great typhoon
With all the strength
of a raging fire
Mysterious as the
dark side of the moon

 

[Ffancrzy]

lynch Thunda

 

[CardsOfTheHeart]

Lynch Thunda

 

[Scrubs]

Lynch Thunda

 

[Serenity]

lynch thunda

 

[Bass]

Lynch Thunda

 

[Tint]

lynch thunda

 

[Isy]

Lightwolf again began a lynch, this time pointing fingers at Thunda. Thunda began singing songs about batman to defend himself, but it did not work. He then began to throw plushies at the approaching users, but his second plan also didn't work.

Thunda realized he had lost and screamed "EPIC FAIL, GUYS." which pissed Isy himself off, so he held the desperate thunda down.

Dear Thunda

You are: /B/tard (moot)

4chan was started in the bedroom of a fifteen year old student from NYC who goes by moot. You intended the site to be a place to discuss Japanese comics and television shows. You used your mother’s credit card to buy the server space for your beloved website, of course with her permission. You have the internet’s most trafficked imageboard.

You usually post as anonymous users which you can use to your liking during the even nights if you get inspected your results will show up as some random false role which will help in your attempt to take over the internet.

While on odd nights you can protect your fellow memes by sending a PM to Isy and Jedil saying, “Night X – ^5/secret handshake User,” when you do this ritual handshake with a User, they will call for /b/lack up which will protect them from any targets.


You are quite ruthless, being king of the Memes, so you may also send a PM to Isy and Jedil stating, “Night X – DDoS and Prank call user” You will prank call the targeted user first making him leave the computer to answer the phone. While you can prank calling as Seamore Butts, you will DDoS his computer which will lead him to his own suicidal death, because the internet is serious business. If more than one of the Memes attempts to kill in a single night, there will be no kill. You can only do this on an odd numbered night.

You are allowed to use both your roles in one night.

You are not alone, there are other Memes out there:
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<snip>

You are aligned with the Mysterious Memes, you win if the Mysterious Memes win.

The users smiled at their obvious progression and went to bed calmly that night.

Stallion was also returned to his home safe and sound.

It is now Night Four. You have 48 hours to send PMs. Deadline is 5:00 PM, Friday June 26rd, 2009.

 

[Thunda]

that isn't me looking like macaulay culkin, it is the user moot

 

[moot]

i am rather great

 

[Toothache]

Go back to 4chan

 

[Isy]

O

The leftover users woke up and did their usually reading of the news. The latest article is-...oh my. It appears there wasn't any news today. Written, anyway.

Umbreon_Dan was nowhere in sight, and it also appears Dak and Lesm46 weren't either...

A user calls the other users to see....

Lesm46 lying dead, ruthlessly killed..

Dear Lesm46,
You are: The Flying Spaghetti Monster
You are not pleased with the internet in general. You dislike Trolls, Memes, and the dumb Outcasts. You are worshiped by many, and you will make these foolish individuals bow to you.

Since you are a god, you cannot be lynched for the first four days. After the fourth day, because you are in the presence of mere mortals, you will lose your lynch proof ability.

However, you will gain this ability afterwards:

During the night, you can send a pm to Isy and Jedil stating "Night X - Touch USER with my noodly appendage". You will convert that user to a pastafarian and force them to quit the internet to worship you, causing them to eventually die.

You win if you are the last user alive.

The villagers smiled, as it appears to be looking grim for the rest of the mafia.

Suddenly, an angry german swear came from dak's room, then a gunshot. It appears dak killed himself.

Dear Dak,
You are: Angry German Kid
You were seen playing a computer game and RAGING on your keyboard because you suck at the game. You have repaired your keyboard now and you plan to divert attention elsewhere. You are here to help destroy the Trolls and Memes and restore justice to the internet.

You have a posting restriction. Whenever you post, you must include angry german words and heavy panting in your post. If you do not, you will be made fun of for being normal(These guys are all weirdos man) and quit the internet. You must make at least 1 post per day.

You have an item. The Keyboard. If you have the computer, you can inspect a user at night with no delay. If the keyboard is ever not in your possession, you will die.

You are aligned with the Outcasts, you win if the Outcasts win.

Dak's keyboard wasn't seen anywhere near his death location.



It is now Day Four. You have 48 hours to decide upon a lynch, 24 hours after the first vote is cast. Right now the deadline is 8:00PM on Sunday the 28th of June, Central Time(-6).

 

[Toothache]

Lesm is wolf always

For real.

 

[blue_light]

I have been contacted by the higher ups that the lynch target for today (though a bit late) is Amelia. Not only did her false claim say Internet Outcasts instead of Outcasts, she was hooked on a night that was missing a death.

lynch amelia

 

[Scrubs]

Lynch Amelia

 

[Isy]

It appears the users were afraid to vote or busy looking at retarded cat pictures, because few votes were recorded. Amelia didn't even try to defend himself, and was easily taken down by the users. It appears the villagers got their base back...

Dear Amelia,
You are: CATS
How are you gentleman? You are CATS, the cyborg with a weird way of speaking. You set them up a
bomb. Your existence came from the terrible translation work of a translator who probably would have
been beat if pit against an electronic translation device such as babelfish or google translate. You
have one objective, taking over every base possible.

During the night you can send a PM to Isy and Jedil stating "Night x - All your USER are belong to
us". You will kidnap this user, preventing him from using any night ability he was using and
threaten to kill him if he speaks publicly in the village. You do not want to risk your victim
seeing you, so you cannot kidnap the same user twice in a row.

Also during the night you can send send a PM to Isy and Jedil stating "Night X - You have no chance to survive make your time, USER". You will then set up that user a bomb and attempt to kill them. However, if any other member of the Mysterious Memes attempts to kill, all kills that night from your force will fail as the internet police will be on to you.

Your bombs don't work on even nights for some reason, so this ability only works on odd nights.

You can kidnap and kill a user the same night.

You are not alone, there are other Memes out there:
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<snip>
Use this knowledge to your advantage and team up with them.

You are aligned with the Mysterious Memes, you win if the Mysterious Memes win.

The Outcasts smirked and went to bed with with easy thoughts that night, as the mafia were dropping like flies.

Umbreon_Dan returned home that night.

It is now Night Five. You have 48 hours to send PMs. Deadline is 8:00 PM, Tuesday June 30th, 2009.

 

[Umbreon Dan]

kidnapper >:(

thank you blue light