Internet Mafia - GAME OVER! Epic Let's Players win!

Walrein

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Mafia Champion
Game, set, and match.

Working quickly, you all bum rush Spiffy before he even has a chance to log on.

Dear Spiffy,
You are Failblog.
You are allied with the Cheezburger Network Sites.

You are basically a museum of the world’s dumbassery on display for the entire Internet to observe. Sometimes involving people, sometimes not, you are sure to capture anytime someone or something screws up. Some might even go so far as to say that you are the America’s Funniest Home Videos of the Internet.

Since you are the most commented-on site in the Cheezburger Network, you will observe your comments nightly and use this to your advantage. If anyone targets you during the night, they will leave a comment that lists what item they have. They will have used an alt account to do so, however, so you will not receive their username.

Since, as the second most popular site on the network, you have a special connection to I Can Has Cheezburger, you know that he is in the game. He is Snike. You also know that ICHC’s firewall will be able to protect you from attacks. As long as ICHC is alive, the first attempt on your life will fail.

You win if the Cheezburger Network Sites are the last faction standing and all hostile neutrals have been eliminated.
Seems he was holding both the Soul of Shining Latios and a Flawless Toupee.

And that was the end of the Cheezburger Network Sites.

Suddenly,someone pulls a Peace Treaty out of their pocket. Since a Peace Treaty has been signed, no kills are valid on Night 6.

And this was the final nail in the coffin.

Night 6, obviously, passes without a kill.

Day 7 dawns with all members of the Epic Let's Players voting Quagsires. The Penny Arcadians try to counter this lynch, but they are outvoted.

Dear Fancy Sceptile Quagsires,
You are Anne “Annarchy” Brahe
You are allied with the Penny Arcadians.

You are the most badass 11-year-old the world has ever seen. You’re kickass at video games, are possibly even more sarcastic than the KING of sarcasm (your uncle Tycho), and when Telltale games made a video game out of Penny Arcade, they gave you a fucking flamethrower. Yea. You’re just that awesome.

Each night, you may send the hosts a PM titled “Night X - Playing USER in an online game”. You will challenge USER to a video game throwdown (and likely kick their ass at it) and learn their screen name in the process, which just so happens to be the same as their role name.

As his niece, you know that your uncle Tycho Brahe is in this game. He is MK Ultra. You also know that Tycho gave you a shirt recently that reads “Stay the fuck away from my niece!”. As long as Tycho remains alive, this shirt will ward off the first killer to attack you, as no one wants to mess with an overprotective uncle.

You win if the Penny Arcadians are the last faction standing and all hostile neutrals have been eliminated.
You probably don't care, but he was holding both a Faerie in a Bottle and a G-String.

Night 7 comes. The Penny Arcadians are finally able to use their kill, and askaninjask bites the dust.

Dear Infinity.Cypher askaninjask,
You are NintendoCapriSun.
You are allied with the Epic Let’s Players.

You are one of the most popular Let’s Players on Youtube, with over 150,000 subscribers to date. As your name would imply, you are a fan of both Nintendo and capri sun. You also recently gave up smoking, which isn’t really relevant, but hey, good for you!

As one of the most universally well-liked Youtubers around, people will usually listen to what you have to say. As a result, your vote counts double in the daily lynch.

Since you are both members of TheRunawayGuys, you know that chuggaaconroy is in this game. He is Flamestrike. You also know that Chuggaa is a kind person who would do anything to keep you alive. As long as Chuggaa remains alive, he will prevent the first attempt on your life from working. Nobody messes with chuggaaconroy.

You win if the Epic Let’s Players are the last faction standing and all hostile neutrals have been eliminated.
Without their mayor, the Let's Players are unable to win majority, and the Day 8 lynch ends in a tie.

Night 8. The Let's Players regain their kill and slaughter Nightmare Jigglypuff.

Dear Nightmare Jigglypuff,
You are Kara Gabriel.
You are allied with the Penny Arcadians.

You are the wife of Jonathan Gabriel and the voice of reason around the Gabriel household. Aside from being the token female, you really don’t serve much of a purpose. However, for our purposes, we’re going to say that you are a world-famous psychic, capice?

Each night, you may send the hosts a PM titled “Night X - Prophesizing about USER”. Using your made-up medium skills, you will psychically discover USER’s role PM. However, because you’re a Trelawny-style medium, you won’t remember a thing you said. However, you DO have a tendency to talk in your sleep...

You win if the Penny Arcadians are the last faction standing and all hostile neutrals have been eliminated.
And then there was one. The last Penny Arcadian, Yeti, realizes what is happening and tries to run, but there's no avoiding the noose, and she is lynched without a second thought.

Dear Yeti,
You are Jonathan Gabriel
You are allied with the Penny Arcadians.

An avatar for Penny Arcade artist Mike Krahulik, you’re a bit... out there. You happen to be a fan of Star Wars, Pac-Man, pocky, Spider-Man, roleplaying, Patrick Swayzee, and your own wang. You have a glass eye after your real one was lost in a Warcraft-related argument, and you’ve shown hardcore Sony fanboy tendencies as of late. You also have a tendency to have unusually... erm... vivid dreams.

Each night, you may send the hosts a PM titled “Night X - Having a “vivid” dream about USER”. You will have one of your special dreams, which will involve seeing their full role PM for some reason. Unfortunately, you probably won’t remember this dream when you wake up. However, you occasionally say things in your sleep...

You are currently holding the Soul of Shining Latios. <snip>

You win if the Penny Arcadians are the last faction standing and all hostile neutrals have been eliminated.
She wasn't holding the SoSL, but who the fuck cares?

With the last Penny Arcadian dead, Daenym and Layell resurrect their fallen teammates askaninjask, Dummy007, and Flamestrike, and together they walk off into the sunset, masters of the Internet.

Dear Daenym,
You are PlayingWithMahWii.
You are allied with the Epic Let’s Players.

Despite having over 10,000 subscribers, you never seem to get the recognition you deserve. A hardcore Nintendo fan, your videos routinely feature interaction from the viewers in the form of answering questions and giving shoutouts. You have described your commentary style as “wacky”.

Each night, you may send the hosts a PM titled “Night X - Looking up USER on Wikipedia”. Since you seem to get all of your video game info. from Wikipedia, you will look USER up on there and discover their full role PM in the process.

You win if the Epic Let’s Players are the last faction standing and all hostile neutrals have been eliminated.
Dear Tsuk Layell,
You are the Yogscast.
You are allied with the Epic Let’s Players.

You are probably the #1 source for PC gaming on Youtube, maybe even the entire internet. A pair of British guys (and occasionally one’s girlfriend), you have played everything from Modern Warfare to Minecraft. You have a maniacal fan base known as Yogonauts who will tar and feather someone for even IMPLYING that you are anything less than gods.

Each night, you may send the hosts a PM titled “Night X - Let Hanna play Fallout 3 with USER”. Since Hanna is a kleptomaniac when playing Fallout 3, she will take any items in USER’s posession. You can target a dead user with this - Hanna doesn’t care who she steals from.

You win if the Epic Let’s Players are the last faction standing and all hostile neutrals have been eliminated.
he had the link to tvtropes

Congratulations to the Epic Let's Players (Flamestrike, Infinity.Cypher/askaninjask, Dummy007, Daenym, and Tsuk/Layell) for winning Internet Mafia.

Expect postgame sometime in the next few days.
 
[18:33] <~Walrein> the most creative one was probably the one he was trying to tag daenym with before he died
[18:33] <@Daenym> O_O
[18:33] <@Daenym> too bad I murderated him
[18:33] <~Walrein> you would have had to first translate your text to the Nato Phonetic Alphabet
[18:33] <~Walrein> then translate THAT into binary code
[18:33] <@Daenym> wut
[18:33] <~Walrein> i dont even know man
[18:34] <@Daenym> oh god
[18:34] <@Daenym> that would be
[18:34] <@Daenym> the longest post ever


Well, just for fun.

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Oh hey guys.



CONGRATS ON WINNING GUYS! Post game will happen eventually in time. It seems that Lynching Spiffy always wins games. I'll make a note of this.

Also
<+askaninjask> when a panda gets struck by lightning, it's black fur turns white and its white fur turns black, turning into a "negative panda".
<+askaninjask> If the panda is struck by lightning again, it becomes a "double negative panda" or "a panda".
 
Thanks for finishing the game while I was away team, and thanks for killing me and not aska Dogfish, couldn't have done it without you ^_^ Oh and big thanks to the PA for voting with us that last lynch :D
 
I would like to personally thank Dogfish44 for assisting in the Epic Let's Players' victory by killing me. Also, <3 my factionmates (only one of whom I knew before I died, but still...). *insert cool-looking Epic Let's Players banner here*