Approved by LightWolf. Player's list randomized by billymills. At first, there was nothing. Just an endless white space. Then, one by one, 27 figures appeared. It wasn't a slow, gradual thing - they just all blinked into existence. 26 of them looked confused, but they quickly realized that there was one man who simply sat back, looking smug about the whole thing. The mob, not taking kindly to his smugness, stampeded over and beat the living tar out of him. In the end, all that was left was his battered, broken body and a small slip of paper. When the paper is read, the mob turns around and discovers that they had killed another person during their stampede. They rush over to find a slip of paper clenched in his red, furry jaws. With the death of these men, the world suddenly changes. The area is clearly divided into four sectors. One area is filled with video games, couches, and sarcastic humor. A group of people immediately runs to this area, claiming it as the domain of the Penny Arcadians. A second sector is full of video cameras, microphones, and Pinnacle Dazzles. The group of people that takes this land calls themselves the Epic Let's Players. The third area is full of Pokemon. Yes, you heard right. These mythical creatures are roaming free around the land, and the Pokemon Websites immediately get to catching them. The fourth area is filled to the brim with cats. It's a cat lady's dream - and a dog owner's nightmare. The Cheezburger Network Sites call this land home. However, there is still a small area of land in the very center that remains white. You aren't sure, but you think you might have seen a few figures still milling around here... readme (Move your mouse to reveal the content) readme (open) readme (close) DISCLAIMER: This game will feature a lot of death very fast. You will need to be quite active in your negotiating if you want to get shit done. 1. While you are alive, you may talk to anyone about the game. Once you have died, you may not talk to any living player about the game unless said living player is mentioned in your role PM. Information acquired after death may not be given to a living player. In addition, there is no way for players to come back from the dead. Ever. 2. The first night is Night 0. Kills are invalid on Night 0, but all other roles are active. 3. Role PMs may not be distributed Night 0. Starting on Day 1, you may distribute them freely. If you want help writing a fake PM, PM Walrein and/or Empoof for assistance. Note that only certain roles will receive safeclaims, but we can still help with flavor and/or formatting. 4. You may paste things told to you by the hosts. You may fake logs. You may NOT screenshot anything related to the game. 5. Grammar errors in PMs=/=fake PM. Walrein and Empoof are both human, and Walrein is Texan, so do not expect flawless PMs. 6. Each cycle will last 48 hours. When the game is cut down to a low number of people, this may be shortened to 24 hours. 7. To vote in the lynch at day, you must bold your vote while typing “[Flavor] USER”. I will be lenient on flavor formatting, but a nonbolded vote will not count. 8. Majority is reached if >50% of the remaining votes are on one player. Note that I said VOTES, not players. I will announce when majority is reached, but I will not answer questions on how close a vote is to majority, or exactly how many votes it takes to reach majority. 9. Targeting a dead user with your role will do nothing unless explicitly stated in your role PM. 10. Please send action PMs to both Walrein and Empoof. 11. Certain roles have day actions in this game. If majority is reached and there is no update, assume we are missing day actions. 12. IRC access is MANDATORY for this game. If you have not confirmed your IRC access yet and you do not show up on IRC at least once during Night 0, you will be subbed out. The official IRC channel for this game is #internetmafia. 13. Please add Walrein and Empoof to any spreadsheets, IRC channels, QuickTopics, etc etc made for this game. 14. Do not ask about priorities. Any question related to priorities will be answered with a resounding “cncnd”. 15. Talk to us during the game! Hosts get lonely too, and we are writing postgame, so let us know what’s going down. 16. If your action succeeds, you will not receive a results PM unless you possess an information role. 17. There are items in this game. To pass an item, PM the hosts with “NX/DX - Passing the ITEM to USER”. 18. Role PMs are accompanied with images on death. They are not included in the original PMs. 19. This game may or may not contain neutrals. It’s up to you to find out. 20. Don’t be a dick. Nobody likes a dick and you will probably be subbed out. Player List Alive: Daenym - PlayingWithMahWii - Inspector - Epic Let's Players - Won D9 Tsuk Layell - The Yogscast - Thief/Scavenger - Epic Let's Players - Won D9 Dead: kingofkongs - Smogon University - Hooker/twin/designated leader - Pokemon Websites - Lynched D1 MK Ultra - Tycho Brahe - Bodyguard/twin/designated leader - Penny Arcadians - Soul Stolen N1 Maniacal Lemon Paperblade - Art of Trolling - Hooker/Backup <snip> - Cheezburger Network Sites - Abandoned in a Ditch N1 Dummy007 - JoshJepson - Stealth Voter - Epic Let's Players - Soul Stolen N2 Leethoof - Pokebeach - Thief/Scavenger - Pokemon Websites - Pitchforked N2 Snike - I Can Has Cheezburger - Thief/Scavenger/Twin/Designated Leader - Cheezburger Network Sites - COPPA Banned N2 Da Letter El billymills - Pokemon.com - Safeguard/Announcer - Pokemon Websites - Lynched D3 SoulTorrent - Serebii - Bodyguard/Twin/BPV - Pokemon Websites - Soul Stolen N3 Lady Salamence imperfectluck - Up Next In Sports - Item Checker/Item Searcher - Cheezburger Network Sites - Shot in the head N3 Brammi - Facebook - Odd Killer/Alliance Checker/Results Blocker - Anti-PA Neutral - Asphyxiated With Controllers N3 wickdaggler - Twitter - Even Killer/Alliance Checker/Kidnapper - Anti-PW Neutral - Lost N3 Jalmont - DIVX aka Div - Thief/Scavenger - Penny Arcadians - Lynched D4 Coronis - Memebase - Item Renewer - Cheezburger Network Sites - COPPA Banned N4 Engineer Pikachu - Myspace - Odd Night Killer/Alliance Checker/Vote Negator - Anti-ELP Neutral - Soul Stolen N4 TalkingLion - Psypoke - Inspector - Pokemon Websites - Lynched N5 Flamestrike - Chuggaaconroy - Lynch Stop/Twin/Designated Leader - Epic Let's Players - Soul Stolen N5 Ace Emerald - Google+ - Even Killer/Alliance Checker/Fake Item Maker - Anti-CNS Neutral - Hit by a car N5 Dogfish44 - Google - Killer/Hooker/Inspector/Untargetable Until N3/LPV - Wolf - Eardrums Burst N5 Spiffy - Failblog - Self Item Watcher - Cheezburger Network Sites - Lynched D6 Fancy Sceptile Quagsires - Anne "Annarchy" Brahe - Role Name Checker - Penny Arcadians - Theorylynched D7 Infinity.Cypher askaninjask - NintendoCapriSun - Mayor/Twin/BPV - Epic Let's Players - Theorykilled N7 Nightmare Jigglypuff - Kara Gabriel - Co-inspector - Penny Arcadians - Theorykilled N8 Yeti - Jonathan Gabriel - Co-inspector - Penny Arcadians - Theorylynched D9 Role PMs are going out now. When roles are all out, it will be Night 0. Night 0 will end on Monday, January 16th at 6:00 PM CST.