Teh Sumnario fo' teh booty piperooni Featurin art by tha incredible Cartoons! Table of Contents Preface Bout Me Team Summary Tournament Logs Special Mentions Final Thoughts Preface I never gots tha chizzle ta cook up a milestone thread. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! What would be a mo' suitable way fo' me ta do dis than by showcasin a crew, biatch? This thread be bout so much mo' than a crew. It aint nuthin but a outlet ta share a part of mah past wit everyone, as well as give props ta a funky-ass bunch of extraordinary playas I have had tha pleasure of gettin ta know up in one way or another all up in mah time dropped here. I be a gangsta yo, but y'all knew dat n' mah time on dis joint wouldn't done been tha same without em. This thread aint a gangbangin' final farewell. I can foresee mah dirty ass keepin up in bust a nut on wit some playaz n' joinin a special tournament if I be available yo, but fo' da most thugged-out part, dis thread marks tha end of a era fo' me on dis crib. I have dropped a long-ass time puttin dis together. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. There be a shitload of closure ta be had fo' tha muthafuckin years I have dropped on here every last muthafuckin day. It make me wanna hollar playa! Feel free ta bust tha handy table of contents all up in tha top ta jump ta a section fo' convenience of if you wish ta skip a section. I aint a stranger when it comes ta postin crews. While I was never a steady contributor ta tha RMT forum, I always valued RMT as a platform ta share ideas. For me personally, I would always tinker wit crews n' inquire fo' opinions while hustlin on em. When I would post a thread, it was meant ta showcase tha final product. Each crew was meant ta share mah viewz of tha game or brang awarenizz ta a specific style. Those goals remain tha same fo' me wit dis thread. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Most blinginly, though, I wanna ta honor tha playas I have had tha pleasure of gettin ta know well. I gotta take a outgoin approach wit mah faith. If it can affect just one thug up in a positizzle way, it would be well worth tha effort fo' realz. At tha center of mah faith is gratitude fo' Dogg n' tha playas round mah dirty ass. Without tha grace of Dogg n' tha support of others, mah experience on dis joint n' game up in general would be much different. Bout Me It aint nuthin but strange how tha fuck we all come here just ta git a phat time yo, but thangs happen along tha way dat chizzlez our asses fo' tha better. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. I started playin dis game back up in 1998 yo, but I didn't start lookin ta play competitively until 2007. Da first joint I gots involved up in was PokeBeach. Their joint was limited up in termz of gamin capacitizzle yo, but tha environment was bumpin'. I gots ta know a crew of playas on there whoz ass preferred ta play Doubles. I gots mah first taste of competizzle by playin up in lil' small-ass tournaments wit dem on NetBattle. It was a humble beginnin fo' me on PokeBeach; I started a league, which would eventually take off up in popularity. In no time at all I found mah dirty ass as a staff member on they crib, hustlin ta expand they competitizzle sphere. Eventually I was given administratizzle permissions ta oversee every last muthafuckin thang involvin its gamin content fo' realz. Around dat time, I first pimped tizzles wit some thugz here yo, but I was hesitant ta become involved on Smogon cuz its hype of bein incredibly elitist. Meanwhile, I became a prolific playa on tha ladder. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. It was a way of sharpenin mah game up in tha game. Da ladder was a addiction fo' me cuz there was no limit ta how tha fuck much I could play. Da mo' I played, tha mo' betta I gots as a playa, which only led ta me wantin ta play mo' n' mo' n' mo'. I was able ta pimp mah game up in a short time largely cuz of tha volume of game I would play on ladder. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. By tha end of Shoddyz existence, mah volatilitizzle was down up in tha Mariana Trench at round 0.014. When tha straight-up legit server merged wit Smogon, I became mo' n' mo' n' mo' involved wit tha crib. With tha help of a gangbangin' few useful references from ladder, I was admitted tha fuck into Battlin 101. Tutorin was tha dopest place fo' me ta start contributin cuz I was still timid round tha forums despite mah increasin stature on tha server. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Once I became a gangbangin' familiar grill up in tha hood, I branched up ta git involved up in Tournaments, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Tournaments was all up in tha ass of mah interest goin back ta mah minutes at PokeBeach, where I handled almost every last muthafuckin major event they hosted. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shizzle happens all tha time. Tournaments on Smogon was mo' intimipimpin n' exclusive than they is now up in termz of tha competition. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. There was a pimped outer sense of honor among playas back then. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Da playas up in dat culture received mo' respect fo' realz. After I carved a niche as a reliable tournament host, I became heavily involved wit Smogon Tour yo. Havin peeped tha idolz of yesteryear like fuckin Veteran In Ludd place high value on tha tournament, it was suttin' I wanted ta be apart of fo' realz. At first, I only played up in it purely fo' fun; it was probably da most thugged-out funk I eva had playin tha game at dat point fo' realz. After havin early success, I placed high expectations on mah dirty ass. Da game was never like tha same fo' me afta that, n' not as much funk either. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. It pimped tha fuck into suttin' of a obsession ta try ta conquer tha tournament. There was mo' than just Tournaments on dis joint fo' me, though cause I gots dem finger-lickin' chickens wit tha siz-auce. I was tha kind of thug whoz ass was horny bout ta keep ta mah dirty ass n' interact wit playas. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Some of tha thangs I have done could be interpreted as havin a air of egotizzle attached ta them, includin dis thread. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! That was never tha rollin force behind mah actions. It was just a label some playas might spread based on they expectationz of tha motivationz of one of mah thugs they had never spoken ta before. I be a gangsta yo, but y'all knew dat n' mah viewpoint on it is dat mah playas has different coursez of action they can take. It be tha chizzle of each individual if they wanna sow a seed of encouragement or destruction. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. I try mah dopest ta do tha forma n' surround mah dirty ass wit playas whoz ass do tha same. I do have ta give props ta playas whoz ass disrespected mah crazy ass up in tha past cuz I feel like they motivated mah crazy ass up in ways I could not on mah own. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. When I eventually did make it ta tha top of tha mountain up in Smogon Tour, tha entire run was marked by sharp comments, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Facin dat level of opposizzle made me grow as a thug n' up in faith. Nothang stays tha same ol' dirty way all up in dis biatch. I be a gangbangin' finger-lickin' different thug than I was when I made mah first C&C post n' gots up in tha middle of tha night ta fix a spellin error outta fear of bein discredited. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shizzle happens all tha time. While tha opportunitizzles is mo' readily available fo' thugz nowadays, I feel like tha staff lacks tha same ol' dirty continuitizzle n' harmony it once had. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Perhaps dat is just a side effect of how tha fuck much Smogon has grown up in size since I first came here. While I aint a original gangsta Smogoner, tha joints I hold up in dis hood stem from tha foundation dat existed back then. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. As I move tha fuck into a freshly smoked up phase up in mah game, I do so wit tha experience n' memories from dis place fo' realz. At some level, it will always be apart of mah past n' mah dirty ass. I hope Smogon continues ta prosper so dat others can share a similar experience as I have had here. It aint nuthin but been special. Da featured crew is tha crew I used durin Smogon Tour Season 12 Finals fo' ADV OU. Prior ta tha playoffz of Season 12, I was hustlin wit M Dragon on a crew yo. Dude suggested tha core from which he found success durin dat season. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. I tailored tha moves ta fit mah preferences. DracoMalfoy hit dat shizzle wit me ta maximize tha efficiency of tha EV spreads. Through practicin wit ]V[ajinTupac, he recommended I bust CM Blissey alongside Celebi fo' realz. All tha credit up in tha ghetto goes ta dem pimps fo' helpin me put dis crew together. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. I wouldn't have reached tha final thang without they assistance. Just don't let dis add gin n juice ta tha fire tha next time you pimps is jumpin off bout some shiznit over whoz ass invented what tha fuck set. Our thugged-out asses all had a hand up in dis as far as I be concerned. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I appreciate dat you pimps freely brought me tha fuck into yo' group. This be a generation dat I didn't git a cold-ass lil chizzle ta play competitively when it was current n' I value tha effort you pimps put up in ta keep it round n' pass down yo' knowledge. Da final thang performed well on tha Pokemon Online ladder. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Da most hard as fuck challenge still awaited tha crew, though cause I gots dem finger-lickin' chickens wit tha siz-auce. While a shitload of tha playas on ladder was good, it would not be tha same type of environment as Smogon Tour. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. In hindsight it was probably risky ta openly ladder wit tha crew yo, but tha playas on ladder did not seem ta be affiliated wit mah playas up in tha tournament. I be a gangsta yo, but y'all knew dat n' mah game plan goin tha fuck into tha playoffs was ta be mo' unpredictable fo' realz. As much as I could point ta a gangbangin' few misplays or wack luck, mah predictabilitizzle was a thugged-out detriment up in tha past. I always like ta focus on tha thangs you can control up in dis game yo, but dat can be a cold-ass lil challenge given how tha fuck unforgivin dis game can be. In a ironic twist, I would eventually come ta lean on mah familiaritizzle wit dis crew ta promote laid back play up in a shitload of da most thugged-out intense game I have eva played. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Comfortabilitizzle did not always guarantee qualitizzle decision-makin yo, but it did become a gangbangin' factor durin key momentz of some games. Tyranitar @ Leftovers Trait: Sand Stream EVs: 252 HP / 188 SpA / 68 Spe Quiet Nature (+SpA, -Spe) - Fire Blast - Hidden Juice Grass - Pursuit - Rock Slide Lead Tyranitar be a tough cover fo' other crews wit its abundant coverage. Its main objectizzle is ta summon Sand n' remove Gengar, which it can do up in 2 hits if they decizzle ta stay up in wit its SpA EVs. If Dusclops was mo' common up in tha metagame, it would be worthwhile ta bust Crunch over Rock Slide. With tha mixed set, you have added heat against Flying-types. If you prefer ta go wit all special moves, you can run Crunch over Rock Slide n' switch ta a Modest nature. That would allow you ta put some additionizzle Spe EVs tha fuck into SpA. Da HP EVs is fo' survivin CB Dugtrio at full game yo, but it also helps fo' tankin hits up in general. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. It comes up in handy fo' scoutin when itz too risky ta bust up in one of its crewmates. 68 Spe EVs ensures dat Tyranitar is ghon be fasta than Swampert. Besides Pursuit, tha other moves is fo' coverage. It be phat against stall, which is useful cuz dis crew is defensive. Da crew can vary up in steez dependin upon what tha fuck tha thang calls fo' up in a particular game. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sometimes you can git mo' outta playin Tyranitar aggressively if tha long-term benefits outweigh tha immediate risks. Part of dis is dictated on what tha fuck yo' opponent is rockin n' how tha fuck much you have peeped from they crew. If Tyranitar has tha opportunitizzle ta take up a straight-up threat fo' a key crew member, it would be mo' fruitful ta follow all up in wit it even if it means losin tha mobilitizzle ta trap n' remove Gengar. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. It comes down ta playin ta tha advantages tha crew has against yo' opponent n' bustin tha dopest scenario fo' you ta win all up in tha end of tha game fo' realz. Against bitch ass crews, Tyranitarz game shifts ta reinforcin tha defensive core. Rarely will Tyranitar be be tha focal point of yo' path ta victory. Instead, its role is ta be tha illest crew playa. Celebi @ Leftovers Trait: Natural Cure EVs: 252 HP / 220 Def / 36 Spe Bold Nature (+Def, -Atk) - Calm Mind - Leech Seed - Psychic - Recover CM Celebi wit nuff bulk is tha glue of tha crew. It takes hits from a fuckin shitload of thangs n' helps form tha defensive core wit Forretress n' Milotic. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Snorlax is tha top threat Celebi is responsible ta take down. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. While Celebi aint tha only thang tha crew has ta deal wit Snorlax, it is da most thugged-out practical n' reliable measure against Snorlax. Leech Seed forces switches ta help rack up Spikes damage n' helps alleviate tha need ta bust Recover while rockin CM. In a last Pokemon thang, it can whittle they game down until they is up in strikin distizzle fo' Psychic ta kill. Psychic is tha dopest move ta have since dis crew is well armed against most Tyranitar fo' realz. A well-played DD Tyranitar can be cause fo' concern yo, but there be a gangbangin' few chizzle options you can take ta lessen tha threat. Celebi can run Hidden Juice Grass over Psychic. Da freshest downside is bein unable ta hit Flying-types fo' qualitizzle damage, most notably Zapdos fo' realz. Another possibilitizzle is puttin Hidden Juice Grass over Calm Mind ta provide maximum coverage. Celebi is truly tha gameblood of tha crew cuz its steez reflects dat of tha entire crew. Its freshest asset is tha defensive coverage it provides yo, but it has a alternate threat of bein offensive. For dat reason Celebi is easily da most thugged-out valuable gangmember of tha party. Mo'over, tha approach you can take wit Celebi will vary dependin upon tha crew matchup fo' realz. Against a bitch ass crew it would be prudent ta maximize its potential as a thugged-out defender, whereas it is ghon be lookin ta spot a openin ta sweep against defensive crews. Dependin upon tha type of bitch ass crew, Celebiz role varies between bein a key piece ta withstand hits from physical attacks or support up in aidin Blissey against special sweepers. Da result is dat tha only truly wack crew matchup tha crew will find itself up in be against a crew wit a cold-ass lil certain combination of threats, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. It aint nuthin but a gangbangin' funk way ta play up in ADV cuz tha importizzle of every last muthafuckin decision bein made be as pimped out as any other generation. Blissey @ Leftovers Trait: Natural Cure EVs: 36 HP / 252 Def / 220 SpA Bold Nature (+Def, -Atk) - Calm Mind - Ice Beam - Thunderbolt - Softboiled Blissey is necessary ta reinforce mah defenses against bulky Waters. With tha influx of special hyper offense crews, CM Blissey do a pimpin thang of standin up in tha way of they onslaught. Da only thang yo ass is givin up on ta arm yo ass against dem crews is support moves fo' da most thugged-out part. Max Def allows it ta take a physical hit n' tha SpA EVs is ta KO Dugtrio rockin Ice Beam without a funky-ass boost. Thunderbolt gives me mo' juice against Suicune n' can be used as a last ditch measure against Gyarados. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Since dis aint a thugged-out dedicated stall crew, itz mo' practical ta have coverage moves fo' threats Blissey can potentially take a hit from as part of a cold-ass lil contingency plan. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Flamethrower may give Blissey a lil bit mo' of a advantage goin up against Jirachi yo, but thatz part of tha reason fo' rockin Dugtrio. Blissey be a cold-ass lil complementary piece ta assist its crewmates up in accomplishin they goals, most notably Celebi n' Dugtrio. Unless a safe opportunitizzle presents itself fo' Celebi ta sweep, Blissey will almost always be busted tha fuck into tha fray ta lighten tha load. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Da most common instizzle where Blissey is mo' blingin ta tha crewz success than Celebi be against special sweepin crew fo' realz. Against dem kindz of crews, its blingin ta keep Blissey up in phat game n' also make tha dopest bust you can outta tha rest of tha crew. They almost always gotz a cold-ass lil complementary physical sweeper, so stickin ta a tight game plan should brang you success. Blissey also meshes well wit Dugtrio as they can take up almost every last muthafuckin threat ta each other. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Keep it realz in mind dat it aint solely a two-man game, though, since Dugtrio can't reliably switch tha fuck into a shitload of thangs. Forretress @ Leftovers Trait: Sturdy EVs: 252 HP / 64 Def / 192 SpD Sassy Nature (+SpD, -Spe) - Spikes - Hidden Juice Bug - Rapid Spin - Explosion Forretress is tha pawn on dis crew. It can come up in ta scout move sets n' lay Spikes. Rapid Spin should not be hard as fuck if you play Tyranitar effectively yo. Hidden Juice Bug is effectizzle against Celebi n' Tyranitar. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Celebi aint a problem on paper yo, but it can be a nuisizzle durin a game. DD Tyranitar can pose a threat, so tha fewer openings it has ta set up tha mo' betta off yo ass is. Milotic is grateful ta have some additionizzle support against Tyranitar cuz itz vulnerable defendin by itself. Explosion is sick ta have afta Forretress has done its thang n' you need ta take up a threat. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Since dis aint a thugged-out dedicated stall crew, Rest don't serve much of a purpose. If you feel its inadequate at bustin tha thang without recovery, you could always chizzle dat shit. Explosion is ghon be missed as it can swin momentum up in yo' favor or git outta a jam if a game don't go as planned. Forretress don't play tha same as it would if it had Rest. In most thangs, yo dirty ass is gonna wanna play mo' reserved wit Forretress ta git da most thugged-out outta dat shit. In theory, I always prefer ta extend tha game anyway cuz it gives tha opponent a higher chizzle of breakin down. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Yo ass won't wanna stand up in tha way of a thugged-out damagin move fo' tha sake of gettin a layer of Spikes up unless there aint a opportunitizzle ta git dem up at any other time. Dependin upon what tha fuck kind of crew yo ass is up against, yo' play wit Forretress will vary fo' realz. Against crews wit a all up attack, yo big-ass booty is ghon need ta find tha dopest opportunitizzle ta git tha layer up while also rockin Forretress ta scout fo' tha opponentz sets fo' realz. Against a bitch ass crew, outta mah playas on dis crew, you generally need Forretress tha least ta be able ta win. Milotic @ Leftovers Trait: Marvel Scale EVs: 252 HP / 224 Def / 16 SpA / 16 Spe Bold Nature (+Def, -Atk) - Ice Beam - Surf - Recover - Toxic Milotic is tha bulky Gin N Juice on tha crew responsible fo' keepin Dragons up in check. It sacrifices a Rock resist fo' a reliable method of recovery compared ta Swampert. Da lack of resistizzle be amended by tha synergy of its crewmates n' tha added bonus is dat it don't shy away from Grass-type moves as easily as Swampert. It be harder ta overwhelm than Swampert cuz Recover ensures dat I can continually come back up in on physical sweepers up in phat condition. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. In combination wit Spikes n' Toxic bustin residual damage, Milotic be able ta slowly drain tha game outta nuff threats, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. If yo ass is unable ta play round DD Tyranitar, Milotic may be tha dopest place ta fix tha problem. By removin Toxic, you can run a RestTalk set ta make bust of Marvel Scale up in a pinch. I try ta rely on mah play ta beat it instead of alterin tha set cuz Toxic stallin be a slick compliment ta what tha fuck tha crew already do. Milotics resilience means it can linger up in game fo' a long-ass time ta bother tha opposition. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. In game where you can manage ta put up a gangbangin' full complement of Spikes, Milotic is particularly useful as there aint nuff thangs dat can easily take it down. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. It has pimped out synergy wit Celebi cuz they is tha rollin forces behind causin switches wit Toxic n' Leech Seed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! They also compliment each other against Flying-types rather well, as Milotic can repeatedly switch tha fuck into Salamence n' Aerodactyl, while it defer ta Celebi fo' disposin of Zapdos. Milotic can git Toxic on Gyarados yo, but tha subsequent boosts Gyarados is ghon be able ta acquire make it phat enough ta take down Milotic unless you manage ta git it on tha switch. Otherwise, Blissey do a cold-ass lil cleaner thang dealin wit Gyarados. Beware of a possible Dugtrio revenge bust a cap up in on Blissey if yo ass is rockin it ta check Gyarados. Dugtrio @ Chizzle Band Trait: Arena Trap EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe Jolly Nature (+Spe, -SpA) - Earthquake - Hidden Juice Bug - Aerial Ace - Rock Slide CB Dugtrio is tha failsafe on dis crew ta stand up in tha way of nuff muthafuckin thangs dat could pose a straight-up threat. It just waits up in tha wings until there be a safe opportunitizzle ta come up in n' eliminizzle something. Most of tha time yo big-ass booty is ghon be lookin ta git dis up in against tha likez of weakened Tyranitar, Metagross, Snorlax, Celebi, etc. on a gangbangin' free turn or prediction. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Since dis crew is well guarded against Raikou, I opted fo' 252 Atk EVs. Ordinarily, I prefer tha EV spread of 208 Atk / 48 SpD / 252 Spe fo' Dugtrio as it provides it wit tha bulk necessary ta live a Hidden Juice Ice or Grass from Raikou fo'sho. It be fo' dis reason it works well wit Blissey cuz they each gotz a part up in finishin off tha threats tha other one don't like. With tha added damage from Spikes, tha CM sweepers is able ta force up special threats n' bulky Watas until they is up in range ta be taken up by Dugtrio. Therez a reason why Dugtrio is on almost every last muthafuckin crew: Its usefulnizz extendz beyond a mere revenge killa fo' realz. Arena Trap complicates tha game by pushin a playa tha fuck into a undesirable circumstizzle cuz tha alternatizzle of losin a key jam member is mo' severe. It be a thugged-out double-edged sword, though, as yo dirty ass is gonna need ta take tha fuck into account Dugtrioz frailty when rockin dat shit. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Skanky timin wit Dugtrio can cost you tha game. That don't mean playin conservatively wit it is better, though cause I gots dem finger-lickin' chickens wit tha siz-auce. It aint nuthin but a Pokemon dat defines ADV cuz it all comes down ta prediction. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Simply rockin it as a revenge killa would mean yo ass is losin up on part of its potential. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. Powerful Fighting-type Pokemon like fuckin Heracross n' Medicham can be hard as fuck ta defend against n' require delicate prediction. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. If Dugtrioz value aint signified by bein able ta finish off apex threats, it should be by its trappin of dem Pokemon. Tournament Logs Da crew saw nuff action up in Smogon Tour. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Whereas up in other tiers I made adjustments ta mah crews every last muthafuckin round, dis crew was tha one constant from start ta finish. I was not as worried bout bein at a crew disadvantage since mah comfort wit it could possibly tip tha scalez up in mah favor. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. There is mo' deetz ta absorb up in ADV than newer generations. Bein able ta make reliable predictions over a long-ass stretch of a match is required ta win. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Since all of these matches is long, I will stick ta bustin a general analysis fo' each of em. I is ghon be focusin mostly on what tha fuck I was thankin all up in tha time up in certain thangs n' what tha fuck both playas could have done differently. There was one round dat I skipped rockin dis crew yo, but there is still a total of four game since Golden Sun n' I straight-up tied up in our first game. I'd like ta give props ta his ass n' Aqualouis fo' permission ta include dem up in here, as they was previously private logs. Round 1 vs. Golden Sun: Game 1 Battle Log: 60 Turns Da hidden chapter up in our rivalry would ultimately end up in a tie. It aint nuthin but blingin ta read dis game before tha rematch cuz we agreed ta bust tha same crews fo' both game n' played tha rematch immediately after fo' realz. As a result, we both played mo' conservatively up in dis battle, especially up in tha beginning. I had tha advantage fo' tha straight-up original gangsta few turns wit tha mixed Tyranitar set. Each turn I used tha obvious coverage move should da ruffneck decizzle ta stay up in ta attack. It would have made tha game easier had I been mo' reserved wit Tyranitar yo, but at dis early stage of tha game I valued collectin deetz over speculatin future need. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! After takin a funky-ass big-ass chunk outta Swampert, da perved-out muthafucka switched ta Dugtrio ta finish me off. I was satisfied since he revealed almost his whole crew right outta tha gate; deetz dat would help me form a plan of battle earlier than usual. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. Da game slowed down once we tried gettin Spikes tha fuck into play yo. Dude managed ta keep a layer up afta switchin ta Gengar followin a untimely Hidden Juice Bug. Shortly thereafter, we reach a thugged-out double switch pittin mah Blissey against his Forretress. I tried ta go fo' a early sweep yo, but he proved ta have tha uncommon Toxic move on Forretress. Once I gots a funky-ass boost, I was committed ta battle fo' at least one turn. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. It had some special bulk, so I switched up ta Dugtrio ta finish it off. I realized it may be hard ta git his Spikes off tha field wit his Gengar yo, but I could save grill wit tha knowledge dat his schmoooove ass could no longer Rapid Spin mah Spikes. Gettin Spikes up proved ta be mo' hard as fuck than I assumed when his Gengar revealed it had Taunt, limitin me ta just one layer until later on up in tha game fo' realz. At dis point, I realized mah keys ta victory is ghon be all up in Celebi n' Blissey since his cold-ass crew relied heavily on Roar ta check em. Turn 43 is da most thugged-out intriguin of tha entire battle as it has blingin ramifications up in tha rematch fo' realz. After havin his Jirachi boost against mah Celebi while I Leech Seed, da ruffneck decides ta switch out. It should be pretty clear what tha fuck happens up in tha next game just by pointin it out. Meanwhile, I find a openin wit Blissey ta git up in a gangbangin' few Calm Mind boosts, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. This is mah chizzle ta break apart his cold-ass crew. Fortunately, tha threat of his Gengar bein capped forced his ass ta prioritize gettin a funky-ass burn on Blissey instead of Taunt. This would allow Blissey ta acquire tha strength necessary ta finish Jirachi off as well fo' realz. At dis point I be beginnin ta taste tha victory bein up 2-1. I be a gangsta yo, but y'all knew dat n' mah moves become carefree as I attempt ta git Leech Seed on Zapdos when da most thugged-out shitty possible outcome happens; Hidden Juice Ice landz a cold-ass lil critical hit fo' realz. As I fuckin started ta show mah frustration, I hastily bust Forretress up in ta level tha match at a thugged-out draw. I be a gangsta yo, but y'all knew dat n' mah bitternizz all up in tha end of tha game was unwarranted. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shizzle happens all tha time. It be sometimes hard as fuck ta make sense of events as they is happening. In dis case, I didn't peep mah obvious mistake up in not rockin Calm Mind from tha start. That would have made any single critical hit impossible ta finish off Celebi afta Recover stalling. Maximizin yo' chances ta win is part of tha game up in dis game, n' I failed dat here. Round 1 vs. Golden Sun: Game 1 Rematch Battle Log: 42 Turns Now dat we know each otherz crews, dis game emphasizes execution n' prediction mo' than eva. I be runnin hoes up in 2013. Golden Sun don't switch round a shitload against Tyranitar dis time since he knows his schmoooove ass can withstand a Hidden Juice Grass yo, but he gets unlucky when mah Fire Blast gets a cold-ass lil critical hit. This allows me ta make bust of mah bulk ta tank a Earthquake from Dugtrio fo' a hefty sum of damage up in return. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. When it our Forretress lock horns, da ruffneck don't drag it up fo' long ta stall fo' PP. Instead, he goes right ta Gengar fairly early, which puts me up in mo' betta posizzle than tha straight-up original gangsta game cuz I now gotz a layer up in play. Da match heats up on Turn 15, where I predict his fuckin lil' double switch ta Forretress. Unlike up in tha last game where I had ta sacrifice contendin wit a extra layer of Spikes fo' tha rest of tha game, I come up in without consequence. Da match continues ta take a unfortunate dive fo' his ass as he is taken up by a cold-ass lil critical hit. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Suffice ta say dis aint what tha fuck I wanted up in a rematch. At dis point up in tha game, I have ta start lookin all up in tha finish line. Da keys ta victory is tha same as last game; it will need ta be all up in Celebi or Blissey. With dis up in mind, I sacrifice Milotic ta git jockey fo' position. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. On Turn 22, I be confronted wit a similar thang dat I highlighted up in tha straight-up original gangsta game. Once again, da perved-out muthafucka switches up afta I git tha Leech Seed on his Jirachi. Da set seems mo' like Wish CM by tha second. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I play it close ta tha vest wit Blissey against Gengar. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. I was closely monitorin its game n' tha layerz of Spikes it would have ta switch tha fuck into tha next time. I be a gangsta yo, but y'all knew dat n' mah objectizzle there was kicked it wit by tryin ta git da most thugged-out damage on his ass while still remainin at a safe enough health. Da match turns on a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dime at Turn 34, where afta confrontin his Jirachi nuff muthafuckin times, I feel it is safe enough ta bust Leech Seed CM Celebi as a cold-ass lil counter fo' what tha fuck I believe ta be Wish CM Jirachi yo. Dude reveals he is up in fact Superachi, which puts Celebi up in a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dire position. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. I give his ass all tha credit up in tha ghetto fo' holdin back on Jirachi fo' a game n' a half ta save it fo' da most thugged-out opportune moment. Now dat we up in a thugged-out dogfight, Leech Seed n' tha fact dat I played conservatively wit Blissey earlier up in tha match give me a advantage fo' realz. After comin up short on a cold-ass lil critical hit fo' a kill, da perved-out muthafucka switches up ta give me a gangbangin' free boost. Once I take up tha Gengar, it gives mah Dugtrio a openin ta finish off Jirachi should da ruffneck defeat mah Blissey. Once I gots tha straight-up original gangsta battle up in I felt mo' comfortable, n' afta a gangbangin' few mo' turns I would finish it off without needin ta git all up in Dugtrio. Between tha early bit of phat luck n' maximizin mah crew advantage, I was able ta git off ta a 1-0 lead up in tha set. With how tha fuck our crews matched up, da thug would need some luck ta win if we both played perfectly fo' realz. As it stands, I thought he played well given tha circumstances. Out of all tha CM sweepers up in tha game, tha two I had give his ass da most thugged-out shit. They both have reliable recovery, makin Roar n' Spikes much less effectizzle than it would be if I only had Rest. These two game highlight CM Blisseyz utilitizzle as both a sponge n' sweeper. Quarterfinals vs fo' realz. Aqualouis: Game 1 Battle Log: 166 Turns This is da most thugged-out shitty game I have eva played up in termz of game. I did only enough thangs right ta make tha game a total bore. In fact, I was so embarrassed bout how tha fuck I played dat I axed mah playaz not ta disown me when I flossed dem tha log. Da game straight-up started off swimmingly fo' me, as his Hypnosis didn't hit Tyranitar until his Gengar was heavily damaged. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Mo'over, I flossed a rare flash of insight fo' mah own crewz game on Turn 6 where I avoid tha Houndoom trap by switchin Celebi up against Metagross, preferrin ta save it fo' a mo' blingin point up in tha match. That play gave me a leg up on Aqualouis fo' tha rest of tha game, as I knew I could never leave Celebi unguarded. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I would do enough other thangs skankyly ta have dat deetz be useless up in tha long run. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Da game starts ta git away from me when I feel it is safe ta leave Forretress up in against Metagross yo, but he is packin Hidden Juice Fire. It would done been much wiser ta git all up in Milotic ta scout fo' its move set. This mistake, while it aint gonna seem as boneheaded as others I make later up in tha match, was probably da most thugged-out costly thankin bout all of tha missed damage I could have had over tha course of a 166 turn battle. On Turn 21, I commit tha cardinal sin of Dugtrio play by switchin it tha fuck into a battle when tha opposin Pokemon aint even up in KO range. By dis time up in tha match I knew dat (1) Blissey had Wish, meanin Metagross can recover its game outside of Leftovers, n' (2) Dugtrio was necessary ta check his Houndoom n' Blissey fo' realz. Aqualouis catches a thugged-out dirty break by freezin mah Blissey. Despite bein immobilized, da ruffneck don't bust his Wish ta Gengar. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. It would later be sacrificed on Turn 113. Now dat I be without crucial pieces up in Forretress n' Dugtrio, as well as Celebi bein outta commission as long as Houndoom be around, I be forced ta extend tha game ta have any chizzle of winning. Da result would be a short loop dat would perpetually repeat itself. There is still a glimmer of hope fo' me as I manage ta catch Suicune on tha switch of Turn 102 wit Toxic. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Since it revealed Hidden Juice Electric, it is most likely a bitch ass variant. That shut down tha possibilitizzle of it bustin any harm. At dis point up in tha game, I aint up in terrible shape thankin bout tha mistakes Ya Mom shoulda told ya, I made. I still have tha all-important Celebi n' Blissey combination. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. Aqualouis has also shown dat Blissey aint gots Toxic, makin tha chizzle of a sweep straight-up likely if I can play mah cardz right. That don't happen, though cause I gots dem finger-lickin' chickens wit tha siz-auce. I be a gangsta yo, but y'all knew dat n' mah nerves gots tha mo' betta of me up in dis game. I leave Blissey up in against Metagross fo' realz. At dis point I know I have only peeped three moves. Even up in mah fearless defiizzle of common sense, I manage ta avoid Explosion ta put his ass up in KO range yo. Dude later holla'd at mah crazy ass he used tha bluff GG ta lull me tha fuck into a gangbangin' false sense of security. I can't say it didn't work cuz I don't switch ta Milotic like I should have, seein as though it has lil remainin value. Instead, I have Blissey take Explosion. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. There is one final chizzle fo' victory all up in Celebi yo, but I squander dat by switchin it back tha fuck into Houndoom followin a Pursuit. This was a cold-ass lil choke fo' tha ages wit tha pimped out crew advantage I possessed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I had a shitload of tension durin tha straight-up original gangsta game of each set, havin a tie n' three losses overall. Da sense of urgency brought bout tha necessary focus I needed ta clinch each round. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! That bein holla'd, da ruffneck deserves credit fo' bustin every last muthafuckin thang he needed ta up in order ta be victorious. Finals vs. Bluewind: Game 3 Battle Log: 49 Turns Da balla takes all game of tha finals. Despite havin used tha crew up in previous rounds, I knew it would be dopest ta bust a crew I was straight-up familiar wit up in tha event of a intense match. Da decision proved ta be beneficial. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. Da first few turns went by routinely, wit obvious moves. Our thugged-out asses was both playin it tight ta tha vest. One of tha key turnz of tha game didn't step tha fuck up ta be blingin when it happened, when on turn 6, Celebi switches up ta Salamence givin Forretress a gangbangin' free layer of Spikes. That layer proved ta be useful all up in tha match. I was shocked ta peep Celebi Baton Pass ta Magneton on turn 9 when his schmoooove ass could have done it earlier fo' realz. After havin peeped tha majoritizzle of his cold-ass crew at dis point, I recognized it from mah practice game wit Bloo. Our thugged-out asses had played dis same matchup nuff muthafuckin times n' I never won. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Bloo knew mah crew n' played tactically slick each time. While I knew tha crew matchup was grim, I held tha belief thangs could be different up in dis game fo' realz. After all, I did git one layer of Spikes. They key ta tha battle is ta keep Celebi kickin it fo' realz. As long as Celebi is kickin it n' I can keep Salamence covered, I have tha advantage. Thatz easier holla'd than done cuz of how tha fuck well tha other crew is constructed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shizzle happens all tha time. Da most indecisive period of tha battle fo' me was when I had Milotic up in against Celebi. It aint nuthin but like a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dilemma ta decide: Do I exchange Dugtrio fo' Celebi, biatch? If I do, I lose ta his Dugtrio. That would require me ta keep Celebi well guarded. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! If I don't, I be at risk fo' havin mah entire crew trapped. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! It was a big-ass blow dat I didn't git tha OHKO on Celebi. That would give his ass a gangbangin' free switch at any point later up in tha match. Turn 32 would prove ta be pivotal, as I recklessly busted up in Celebi afta mah Dugtrio went down. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. Dude switched directly ta Milotic, givin me tha desperate Recover I needed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Had da perved-out muthafucka switched ta his Celebi, I would done been unable ta move as his Celebi fell. Da result would done been a gangbangin' free switch ta Dugtrio ta eliminizzle mah Celebi. Now dat mah Celebi was up in phat game n' I had mah coverage against Salamence intact, I was feelin much mo' betta bout tha game. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Shortly thereafter, Bluewind would force his Snorlax tha fuck into battle. Knowin dat da ruffneck did not have Earthquake at dis point, I went ta Tyranitar. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Since da ruffneck didn't bust Curse, I was presented wit two options: (1) I could Rock Slide fo' maximum damage or (2) I could Pursuit up in tha event dat da ruffneck do not wanna risk mah Tyranitarz set, which I had kept hidden until dis point. By Pursuiting, I could ensure dat almost anythang on mah crew could finish it off at a later point. I was fortunate dat da perved-out muthafucka switched most of all, since a Curse there would put me tha fuck into a thang where I would need ta risk Celebi. Da critical hit was a added bonus ta guessin erectly fo' realz. At dis point tha only thang left standin was Milotic, where da thug was unlucky up in missin Toxic while gettin hit by mah own Toxic. It aint nuthin but a muthafucka suttin' like dat chizzle tha perception of a funky-ass battle well fought. It ultimately came down ta a gangbangin' few key turns all up in where I was able ta pull through. Special Mentions If I knew how tha fuck mah time here would be when I was first startin up on Smogon, I don't be thinkin I would do anythang differently. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Some playas I gots ta know straight-up well, while others helped mah crazy ass grow as a playa, staff member, or thug up in general. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. It aint nuthin but not realistically possible fo' me ta share mah gratitude wit every last muthafuckin member dat has crossed mah path yo, but there be a funky-ass bunch of y'all dat deserve a special mention. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Some of y'all have moved on from Smogon already yo, but I hope dat each of y'all gets a cold-ass lil chizzle ta read dis someday. It make me wanna hollar playa! For dem of y'all I was unable ta include, don't be thinkin I have forgotten you or didn't value tha time we shared. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! For mah playas dat has gotten ta know me all up in tha years, I be aiiight ta have gotten tha chizzle ta know you, even if it was only on casual terms. Aeolus: There aint mah playas on Smogon I bigged up mo' than yo thugged-out ass. Back when tha hood was split on mah TD nomination from tha prestige of tha position, you went ahead n' gave me tha opportunity. In time you became suttin' of a funky-ass big-ass brutha ta mah dirty ass. Yo ass was fo' all of tha TDs. I hustled a shitload bout Smogon n' thangs up in general by followin tha example you set. When it became mah turn ta lead partz of tha crib, I did mah dopest ta pass along what tha fuck I hustled. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Da times chizzle on dis crib. I be a gangsta yo, but y'all knew dat n' mah only regret on here is dat I didn't start on dis joint sooner. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. I feel like I missed mah callin from tha oldschool times up in tha hood. august: Yo ass have come n' gone a shitload all up in tha years. I doubtfully would have gotten up in as a tutor back when I had 5 posts without yo' praise. Collaboratin on crews wit you back up in tha dizzle was a shitload of fun. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Yo crazy-ass steez definitely rubbed off on mah dirty ass. It aint nuthin but a muthafucka our phat asses didn't git ta work on mo' stuff. I remember back when you would show our asses yo' engineerin drawings n' we all thought you was some kind of Leonardo Da Vinci. Back up in ST5, you holla'd you didn't care bout tha tournament n' would give one of our asses tha win if you played us. It was fittin that, outta all of us, you would win n' by playin tha toughest competition. Bloo: Yo ass is straight-up suttin' else fo' realz. As a playa you was da most thugged-out methodical playa dis side of Earthworm. Yo ass gots me tha fuck into tha competitizzle shape I needed ta be up in ta git over tha hump up in a funky-ass big-ass tournament. If only our crazy asses had hit dat shizzle together sooner whoz ass knows how tha fuck successful we could have been. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. I be glad I could share what tha fuck I know of Smogonz history wit you seein as though yo ass is tha leader of practically half tha joint now, nahmeean, biatch? I feel like Ya Mom shoulda told ya, I gotten ta know tha real Bloo well up in tha last few months. Behind tha impartialitizzle you display on tha joint you gotz a shitload of determination fo' tha road ahead. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Our thugged-out asses should keep up in bust a nut on from time ta time afta you move on as well. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Seein as though our crazy asses horny bout tha same thangs, I be thinkin we can be a mutual source of deetz fo' tha sickest fuckin pimpments up in tha field. Cartoons!: Yo crazy-ass talent don't seem ta waver no matter what tha fuck steez yo ass is bustin. I be grateful you have brought mah requests ta game all up in tha muthafuckin years without askin fo' anythang up in return. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. I be a gangsta yo, but y'all knew dat n' mah posts have looked mo' betta as a gangbangin' finger-lickin' direct result of tha avatars or pictures you made fo' em. Undoubtedly, a shitload of tha lastin images thugz will have of me is ghon be of yo' artistic creations. Our thugged-out asses didn't git tha chizzle ta rap much yo, but I feel like I have gotten ta know you all up in yo' art. Mo' than any artist here you do a masterful thang of capturin tha vibe of a particular piece. I view art as movin tha senses n' yo ass is particularly gifted up in dat quality. I hope you keep makin art fo' a long-ass time so playas can continue ta share up in tha experience. DittoCrow: I have ta admit I was a lil surprised when you took a interest up in tha motivationizzle bustin lyrics I was bustin up in SPL last year. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Before then I only recognized you from PokeBeach. It was def dat you helped our asses extend our ballin streaks up in they version of Crew Trials fo' another year. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. It looks like yo dirty ass is gonna be apart of tha next generation of big-ass shots round here now dat yo ass be a tierin big-ass shot. Just make shizzle they don't make 3 freshly smoked up tiers next generation. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. I always thought there was too nuff tiers added fo' BW. If I aint already given you tha source material on positizzle thinking, you know where ta find mah crazy ass ta ask fo' dat shit. Da inspiration fo' bustin it should come from yo' own experiences, though. DracoMalfoy: When I axed Tupac whom ta rap ta bout playin stall up in ADV, tha pimpin' muthafucka holla'd at mah crazy ass ta look fo' dookie on NetBattle yo. Dude wasn't exaggeratin how tha fuck phat you were. I hustled a shitload from you bout tha game, makin dis mah straight-up generation ta play. Watchin you n' Tupac argue durin game was like watchin a oldschool hooked up couple. You've gots some kind of love-hate relationshizzle dat I can't seem ta figure out. I won't soon forget how tha fuck you had ta be leavin fo' a funky-ass bidnizz meetin yo, but you departed late ta peep tha thangs up in dis biatch from mah games. If anythang dat is ghon be mah lastin impression of how tha fuck pimped out yo ass is. Dope times chattin at night when we both had insomnia. Yo crazy-ass fix fo' dat is classic. Earthworm: Da fearless werps. Da only downside ta dis is dat I will no longer be able ta contend fo' dat space of real estate on yo' wall dat is probably 20 pages oldschool by now, nahmeean, biatch? That was a cold-ass lil contest I was not likely ta win anyway wit how tha fuck meticulous yo ass is. There was not a god damn thang like like brangin up a extraneous point before you had ta cook up a thugged-out decision dat would result up in yo' legendary analysis from every last muthafuckin angle before bustin a move. Da only thang mo' betta than watchin Bloo troll you is watchin you troll Bloo now when he needz yo' opinion n' you pretend not ta be there until he be straight done sweatin up tha decision. imperfectluck: Yo ass is tha one thug I was most afraid ta play against. Every time we played, no matter how tha fuck it would end, you had a way of what tha fuck would make seemingly qualitizzle short term movez of mine play right tha fuck into yo' late game plans. No match was comfortable. When I was first comin up, I took partz of yo' game n' adapted dem ta mah liking. In tha end I'd say they strayed from yo' qualities. Put ya muthafuckin choppers up if ya feel dis! When we was discussin game durin yo' ST7 run up in KovinCorp, I kept yo' approach up in tha back of mah mind fo' mah own future use. While dat aint straight-up obvious here, it was up in other scams I used. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I be thankful fo' dat cuz it opened mah eyes up ta partz of tha game I wasn't always focused on. Jackal: I played against you up in mah first tournament here. It aint nuthin but dunkadelic dat I still remember mah Gyarados gots a cold-ass lil critical hit dat may or may not have mattered. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I don't remember what tha fuck you holla'd yo' spread was. I appreciate what tha fuck you did by helpin me git up in as Smogon Frontier host. Tournaments meant a shitload ta me n' you helped punch mah ticket ta havin a hand up in its future. It aint nuthin but a phat thang you won't relinquish yo' TD badge cuz I hear grumblings from time ta time bout playas wantin ta replace Ghetto Cup wit another SPL. I never would have let it happen on mah peep it yo, but whoz ass knows if Bloose is ghon be persuaded from his stizzle of impartiality! Jimbo: Yo ass have grown mo' than mah playas since we first knew each other. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Yo ass was part of tha reason why I joined here up in tha straight-up original gangsta place since you had a shitload of tha dopest Pokemon up in Wi-Fi. Yo ass was a gangbangin' funky playa n' holla'd some off tha wall stuff. Everyone bitches bout how tha fuck wack Leavez of Absence be n' part of tha reason why I smoke is cuz there be no off tha wall posts bout goin on a weekend retreat wit yo' sex toilet class. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Suffice ta say yo ass is not tha kid we used ta make jokes bout up in yo' IRC channel no mo'. I don't be thinkin anythang was like as funk fo' any of tha oldschool #jimbo crew afta you moved on. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. It was only a matter of time until we followed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I never did give you dat birthdizzle gift from 2009, so here it is: Shoddy Battle Username: JIMBO TEACHES SEX Shoddy Battle Password: sandbox jumpluff: Yo ass would never pass judgment on mah playas. Yo ass would give mah playas a gangbangin' fair shake n' looked up fo' any suckasz dopest interest. I don't be thinkin tha sickst playaz of todizzle could hold a cold-ass lil candle ta yo thugged-out ass. I wonder if thatz where Earthworm acquired his wild lil' fairnizz gene. Even if it was true, you wouldn't be tha type ta take credit fo' dat shit. Yo ass aint been dealt tha dopest hand yo, but I believe thangs happen fo' a reason. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Yo ass is tha extraordinary thug yo ass be as a result. I have no diggity thangs is ghon be lookin up fo' you just as you look afta playas here. It aint nuthin but just a matter of perception n' I hope yo' future will reflect tha sick thangs you do fo' other people. P.S. Please don't take down tha Jimbokins page on yo' joint. Thanks! Limitless: We've had our fair share of arguments yo, but dat is only cuz of our similarity. Our thugged-out asses both value tha same thangs yo, but our methodz fo' reachin dem vary. I road yo' coattails fo' a phat portion of BW. Da one thang our phat asses differ on is our appreciation fo' BW, which you clearly hold a shitload mo' of than I do. I be thankful fo' tha crews you built fo' me n' testin up scams I ran by yo thugged-out ass. Yo ass once holla'd you would keep up in bust a nut on wit our asses all up in dis biatch. While I personally don't be thinkin it will happen, I won't be tha one ta close tha door on dat shit. You'll have ta come on IRC all up in tha end of one of yo' 13 minute minutes when yo ass is makin millions so we can reminisce bout tha oldschool minutes when yo' username was SHADOW SWORD playin up in clan wars. Back up in dem minutes all we wanted ta do was ta be apart of suttin' special. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. It aint nuthin but bittersweet ta be thinkin dat we bigged up our goal yo, but also discovered its insignificizzle up in tha process. M Dragon: I remember when we was rivals on Shoddy Battle ladder. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. For one of mah thugs whoz ass has been round fo' so long, itz pimped out dat yo ass is startin ta git involved here. It aint nuthin but up ta you ta maintain tha importizzle of Smogonz past generations. Da newer playas don't give a fuck what tha fuck they is missing. I be grateful fo' yo' help wit dis crew n' playin ADV up in general. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. Yo ass will still be mah pick ta win Smogon Tour each season until you finally do dat shit. Every time I was up in it I was thankful you was always on tha other side of tha bracket cuz yo ass is tha one playa mah playas has ta fear. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Yo ass played every last muthafuckin generation when it was tha current generation. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. That knowledge goes a long-ass way. Don't be casual wit yo' chizzlez tha next opportunitizzle you get. Take it from one of mah thugs whoz ass has experience there. Mekkah: I be a gangsta yo, but y'all knew dat n' mah fellow Monk-o-phile. Remember tha minutes how tha fuck we used ta remember how tha fuck phat dat show was. Earthworm can keep all tha top rated shows on his bangin ratings joint, he be straight missin up on da bomb. Da first three seasons is still mah straight-up yo, but tha later episodes did provide our asses wit mo' Harold Krenshaw. Lookin back, it was funky how tha fuck you would play tha game card if I was mad on some Pokemon game even if it was buggin all up in tha time. Yo ass never seemed ta git a response when I axed bout you ragin from a game back up in tha day. It make me wanna hollar playa! Yet another reason why I miss not bein a member here sooner: I missed Mekkah, tha straight-up Pokemon playa. Nachos: I knew you simply as twashz playa fo' tha longest time. Our thugged-out asses gots ta know each other well once you joined tha Battlin 101 staff. Yo crazy-ass initiatizzle up in tha program was tremendous. I know Bloo still misses yo thugged-out ass. By tha time you had ta go you was probably stricter than our asses when it came ta evaluations. Our thugged-out asses did a phat thang fo' tha next lot by gettin rid of them. That was one thang I could have never left up in place before leavin tha program. Don't forget yo ass is subject ta evaluation at yo' university. Da last thang I wanna git wind of is dat you had ta finish yo' studies at Anglia Ruskin. Philip7086: Our thugged-out asses followed a similar track online. Put ya muthafuckin choppers up if ya feelin dis shiznit! I be thinkin we even competed against each other up in one of tha oldschool forum wars between GameFAQs n' PokeBeach. Yo ass went a step further than I eva did by hustlin Pokemon, where our crazy asses had some long standoffs on how tha fuck ta approach policy. I still be thinkin it is mo' betta if tha leadaz of tha process hold mo' subjectizzle influence than tha votas cuz they is seasoned up in policy n' accountable fo' all decisions. Da most heated interactions our crazy asses have now is where I troll you tha fuck into spittin some lyrics ta me PlayStation secrets yo, but you've become wise since tha Pokemon minutes n' just don't respond. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! It aint nuthin but safe if you wanna tell me some hardware specs n' release dates... reachzero: We've had some pimped out ballistical raps. I was impressed by how tha fuck well you have expressed yo' views. I was intrigued by a shitload of our similaritizzles when you flossed mah crazy ass tha document wit em. Most of tha similaritizzles stem from our beliefs. Da dopest part was when you bursted symphonyz bubble like no one else could when it came ta Clitt Romney. Our thugged-out asses all had slightly different viewz of tha erection yo, but I be thinkin mah playas agreed da thug was obsessed mo' than mah playas. What juiced it up even funnier was dat you weren't intentionally tryin ta ruffle his wild lil' feathers. Yo ass be a bigged up voice n' tha pimpin' muthafucka took yo' lyrics ta ass mo' than others. I always admired tha way you conducted yo ass. I be thinkin mah playas could benefit ta learn suttin' from yo thugged-out ass. Reverb: Where've you been man, biatch? I remember when I was first assigned ta tutor you n' tha straight-up original gangsta thang I noticed was you had alternatin capital lettas up in yo' name. That didn't reflect yo' personalitizzle at all, luckily. Our thugged-out asses had a phat time back then rappin' bout Ghetto Seriez of Poker. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Yo ass was tha playa whoz ass popularized tha slogan "I take risks n' it pays off" fo' KovinCorp afta Stallion steamrolled mah crazy ass wit RNG fo' realz. At least if I never hear from you again n' again n' again there be always a cold-ass lil chizzle we'll hook up all up in tha main event up in Vegas when we up in our forties. Setsuna: I appreciate you lookin up fo' me on staff. Our thugged-out asses had a phat thang goin there fo' a while if you know what tha fuck I mean. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Some time ago I came ta tha realization dat all tha reconfiguration of staff did was create mo' red tape. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So I guess up in tha end we both gots what tha fuck we wanted. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shizzle happens all tha time. It was sick when you was on IRC mo' n' we could reminisce bout how tha fuck phat tha Shoddy Battle minutes were. Just don't go signin up ta host Smogon Tours, man. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Yo ass know how tha fuck I be thinkin highly of y'all yo, but dat was pretty bad. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Stick ta programming! Solace: Our thugged-out asses gots ta know each other all up in unlikely circumstances. I be glad you never let tha eventz of tha past bother yo thugged-out ass. Da experience made me a funky-ass mo' betta thug as a result. I hope you don't leave too soon cuz then I would have one less reason ta go on IRC. Yo ass n' Harsha made mah twilight minutes as a Battlin 101 staff member a shitload of da most thugged-out trippy Ya Mom shoulda told ya, I had since I first gots involved up in tha program. I don't even need ta rap how tha fuck successful yo big-ass booty is ghon be since Bloo already holla'd you can take tha seat up in tha deanz crib yo. Harsha has his work cut up fo' his ass ta be able ta match tha red carpet pulled up fo' you there. symphonyx64: Yo ass is one of tha few Smogoners I knew before I joined here. Those was tha glory minutez of YallTube before tha influx of playas whoz ass focus mo' on tha ad scrilla they generate from viewers than they playin ability. Not much has chizzled from dem times, except back then you was dissin playas fo' subscriptions instead of Republican votes. I guess you fell short of tha mark on both! I be sorry as a muthafucka fo' never bustin a Crew Doppla Effect 2.0. Yo ass will have ta accept dis as a alternative. It be at least 1/6 similar. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Just make shizzle ta chizzle ta DP generation ta make it a proper successor. twash: Our thugged-out asses was probably brothers up in another game. I straight-up can't put it any other way. Da time we would chat on IRC was mind-boggling. It aint nuthin but hard ta determine what tha fuck was mo' productive: Plasterin Tropius n' Wailord pictures on Jimboz user notes or makin 40 graphs dat all holla'd tha same thang. I never would have played Smogon Tour all of dem seasons if you weren't also playing. No season was as funk as Season 8 when tha entire channel was participating. I be a gangsta yo, but y'all knew dat n' mah game wit Zak91 up in Season 9 Quarterfinals was probably da most thugged-out intense outta any I have eva played. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I can't imagine how tha fuck intense of a thang dat was fo' yo thugged-out ass. Now dat I know why, I value yo' reason fo' continuin ta work wit me probably afta you lost interest yo ass. Yo ass be a legit playa fo' dat shit. I don't view any of it as wasted time. If not a god damn thang else, at least we can laugh every last muthafuckin time we entertain tha thought of lead Expert Belt Azelf wit Hidden Juice Ground. Zak91: I didn't like you at all initially. Yo ass was dat playa wit tha Gliscor hax fo' tha longest time ta mah dirty ass. I never raged like as much playin against any suckas. Over time, I realized how tha fuck wack n' petty it was ta judge you on tha past. I be thinkin twash holla'd at you bout what tha fuck happened durin our Tour games. If not, his schmoooove ass could always fill you up in tha next time yo ass be around. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I be pretty shizzle you was just as bewildered as I was. It was def dat we gots ta clear tha air on every last muthafuckin thang last year. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Lookin back now, dat rivalry marked a shitload of tha dopest times I had on dis crib. Zracknel: Da first thang dat comes ta mind was thankin bout how tha fuck devastated you must've been when Articuno announced his sudden departure afta all tha time n' effort you spent. I was at a loss fo' what tha fuck ta say ta try ta cheer you up. I hope yo' vision fo' dis joint is realized some day. It make me wanna hollar playa! I appreciated you goin outta yo' way ta chat wit me recently. That meant all muthafuckin day. It make me wanna hollar playa! You'll have ta keep me up ta date wit a shitload of tha def shiznit yo ass is hustlin on. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. I be bout ta never forget how tha fuck surprised I was when I found up you was part of tha crew dat designed mah schoolz athletics logo. It looks like suttin' you would have yo' hand in, even if only up in its concept. ]V[ajinTupacZ: Yo ass is one of tha few playas I shared stories bout mah German heritage wit on here. I wasn't straight-up surprised when you holla'd you was a engineer. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. It shows up in how tha fuck well you construct yo' crews n' give sound lyrics on others. I valued tha lyrics you gave n' all of tha practice game our crazy asses had. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I be thinkin I managed ta do a lil mo' betta than Malfoy against you at least. Yo ass seem ta have his number. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. If I peep you down tha road we should gotz a gangbangin' few game fo' oldschool times' sake. Just don't blow up on me if I git dirty, it would only be fo' fun! Bottle it up fo' when you play Malfoy. Final Thoughts Well, I guess thatz tha end of dat shit. When one chapter ends, a freshly smoked up one begins. I be a gangsta yo, but y'all knew dat n' mah involvement on Smogon has felt up in a shitload of ways like a summer vacation. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. It aint nuthin but been a long-ass stretch of time where Ya Mom shoulda told ya, I dropped it bustin whatever I pleased. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! That kind of thang aint permanent n' I never expected it ta be. One thang I truly believe up in is ta leave a place mo' betta than you came. When I first came here, not nuff playas knew me n' I didn't immediately have anythang special ta offer ta tha hood. Now dat I be on mah way, I can only hope I had tha kind of positizzle impact dat all kindsa muthafuckin playas had on mah dirty ass. Therez a shitload disrespectful comments made up in tha hood, n' I aint been a angel mo' than tha next playa fo' realz. At tha end of tha day, you have ta be thinkin bout what tha fuck you personally wanna git outta dis crib. If not a god damn thang else, tha one thang you can take outta dis thread is ta treasure tha time yo ass is here. Thatz tha last point of dis thread fo' me: It aint nuthin but ta look back n' smoke up all of tha memories. __________________ Feb 14th, 2013, 6:59:05 PM #2 syrim 1x1x1x1x1x1x1x1x1x1 Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 218 x1x1x1x1x1x1x1x1x1x1x1x1x1 __________________ x1x1x1x1x1x1x1x1x1x1x1x1x1x1x1x1x1x1x1x1x1x1x1x1x1 x1x1x1x1x1x1x1x1x1x1x1x1x1x1x1x1x1x1x1x1x1x1x1x1x1 x1x1x1x1 Feb 14th, 2013, 7:07:39 PM #3 Bluewind I be a gangsta yo, but y'all knew dat n' mah appearance, ability, n' phatnizz strike fear tha fuck into tha heartz of any sane battla n' mah thorny vines drop tha opposin forces just a iron bizzle plowin tha fuck into a manz genitals. Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 2,296 Blooz fancy mansion lol, from yo' battle comments i can now tell fo' shizzle you straight-up didn't give a fuck what tha fuck was goin on. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. props again n' again n' again though (but god itz pokemon cut down on tha drama a lil bro) __________________ Feb 14th, 2013, 7:24:35 PM #4 Donkey Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 138 Quote: Originally Posted by Fat syrim yo ass be a ass. dis was truly dope Feb 14th, 2013, 10:23:50 PM #5 Jimbo itz a revolution, i suppose Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,564 New Jersey aww how tha fuck dope kev, props fo' tha birthdizzle present. I be bout ta always be lil jimbo \o\ Ps what tha fuck jimbokins webpage Feb 15th, 2013, 7:19:54 AM #6 Captain Evil Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 45 I wanna bust a nut on how tha fuck tha Pokemon is portrayed as chess pieces. Feb 15th, 2013, 4:16:16 PM #7 WhiteQueen Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,276 thanks, kevin. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. i now know advance __________________ <3 Feb 16th, 2013, 9:06:16 AM #8 jumpluff* a horrendous crime against utilitarian ethics Supa Moderator Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 5,245 Location: Australia Mentor Yo, Kevin~ I be genuinely sorry ta peep you go yo, but you've been round a long-ass time n' I guess there comes a time when itz mo' betta fo' mah playas ta move on wit they lives -- n' up in dat way, I be also aiiight fo' yo thugged-out ass. I be glad ta know yo dirty ass is gonna still be stickin round up in some capacitizzle dawwwwg! Thanks a shitload fo' tha mention. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Yo crazy-ass lyrics touched mah crazy ass deeply n' I be straight-up glad you feel dat way, fuck you straight-up much. ^__^ We've had some pimped out times over tha muthafuckin years (the Jimbokins page be a gangbangin' dunkadelic reminder of that, haha :3). It aint nuthin but a lil hard fo' me ta a remember a time when you weren't a gangbangin' fifty-million-badgeholda super-contributor (even bein able ta remember dem thangs xd) yo, but I feel like tha thug yo ass is behind dat aint straight-up chizzled dat much on a grand scale over tha years, n' you've always been a straight-up sick n' funk thug no matter what tha fuck playas say, so props fo' all dem times~ I be also glad that, now yo ass is postin dis thread, even if it aint a gangbangin' farewell, you gotz a pink trophy under yo' name -- itz sick ta peep all dat effort n' determination invested over tha muthafuckin years finally yield something. :) Also, dw, I aint taken tha page down, n' I won't. I still have tha URL. I don't give a fuck if you do yo, but I PMed it ta Jimbo on FB~ __________________ don't cry bout him, don't cry bout him; itz all gonna happen Feb 16th, 2013, 2:26:22 PM #9 twash A kiki be a party, fo' calmin all yo' nerves. ♥ Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 2,301 I be thinkin you know me so well by now dat you probably could have guessed what tha fuck I would write here anyway! Yeah, itz pretty impossible ta even sum thangs up shortly cuz I be thinkin there is just too much. It has been incredible gettin ta know you over tha past five years, yo ass is one of straight-up few playas here whoz ass I have always talked ta as I basically grew up, as well as one of tha few whoz ass realises dat enjoyin yo ass is tha dopest part ta this. I be shizzle we will keep up in bust a nut on one way or another yo, but I do fuck you fo' tha funky n' genuine times (and above all tha time we dropped dedicated ta ballin - you know, dem thirty rushed minutes). Lonely HPG EB Azelf will forever be mah most straight-up bangin lead. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Shame we never like clicked up in termz of how tha fuck we play up in other tiers away from DP yo, but I be thinkin if our crazy asses had we would have like wasted a ridiculous amount of time biaaatch! As fo' S8QF, I be straight-up glad you appreciate dat I did not plan it n' continued as I did afta dat season. Nuff props, bud. Feb 16th, 2013, 3:33:57 PM #10 Limitless Success is tha dopest revenge. Moderator Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,280 Michigan Da legend of KG. It seems dat most of our rap battlez is outside of tha realm of Pokemon now, which I suspect be a phat thang yo. Herez ta a freshly smoked up beginning. __________________ YallTube Account: http://www.youtube.com/user/Arrow2you?feature=mhum#p/u Feb 17th, 2013, 12:16:24 AM #11 locopoke indulges up in unsavory behavior Moderator Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 2,726 </3 Smogon Communitizzle > Pokemon > Smogon Metagame > Ruinz of Alph Quick Reply Message: Options Show yo' signatureQuote message up in reply? « Previous Thread | Next Thread » Postin Rules Yo ass may post freshly smoked up threads Yo ass may post replies Yo ass may post attachments Yo ass may edit yo' posts BB code is On Smilies is On code is On HTML code is Off Forum Rules All times is GMT -4. Da time now is 10:13:30 PM. Smogon - Top All guides n' game deetz is © 2004-2013 Smogon.com n' its contributors. Pokemon is © 1995-2013 Nintendo. This forum runs vBulletin (with nuff modifications!) © 2000-2013, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.