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Mafia mafia. ITALY WINS!

Discussion in 'Circus Maximus: The Competitive Mafia Hub' started by Hipmonlee, May 12, 2008.

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  1. AvatarST

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    May 13, 2005
    Hahaha, oh wow, fuck you why is no one squeaking me!

  2. Hipmonlee

    Hipmonlee Have a rice day
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    Dec 19, 2004
    I think I must have fucked up with the tight lips then, when aamto tried to grab them. The items were really hard to deal with with having two people update nights..

    Have a nice day.
  3. cookie

    cookie Firebot Development Lad
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    Mar 20, 2005
    defeat of karby, the : best of

    Some of the funnier stuff in out discussions:
    AvatarST being decidedly un-mafia-esque
    <AvatarST> then cookie, you'll vote with the village and become their spokesman once bluekirby has died
    <AvatarST> the other 15 votes will lynch bluekirby
    <cookie> er sure
    <AvatarST> you're dismissed
    <cookie> sweet
    <AvatarST> no i mean
    <evan> lol
    <Doomsday> lol
    <AvatarST> should we do that
    <AvatarST> i think it's the best way
    <Doomsday> i love avatarst he is soooooooo meaty
    <cookie> that's a fucking plan and a half mate
    <evan> avatarst is soooo not don vito
    <evan> man
    <evan> i am so not intimidated
    <cookie> you keep me as your mole
    <evan> like a squeak toy he is
    <Doomsday> dude he WILL send you a dead horse's head
    <AvatarST> STOP EVAN geez
    <evan> hehe
    <evan> so cute

    <evan> cookie if aamto has the item that makes you immune to inspection i'll get it to you
    <evan> just in case
    <cookie> thanks
    <cookie> how will you get it though
    <cookie> doomsday can steal it anyway
    <evan> oh yeah
    <evan> that
    <Doomsday> i love my role
    <cookie> unless you fancy swapping the diamond
    <evan> nah i'm okay lol
    <evan> i still can't believe shiney was all
    * cookie has changed the topic to: a toast to organised crime
    <AvatarST> lol
    <Doomsday> haha
    <evan> "i may know where the diamond is and i may be inclined to swap it in case someone was especially helpful..."

    AvatarST's conversation with Blue Kirby
    <Doomsday> or should i just b elike OH I WILL CONSIDER YOUR OFFER. and never talk to him ever again ever
    <AvatarST> [11:16:59] <BlueKirby> i assume you are italian
    <evan> i'm curious though
    <AvatarST> [11:18:54] <AvatarST> i'm from argentina
    <AvatarST> [11:19:01] <BlueKirby> you know what i mean
    <AvatarST> [11:19:11] <AvatarST> lol
    <AvatarST> [11:19:12] <AvatarST> yeah.
    <AvatarST> [11:19:23] <BlueKirby> you could benefit from my proposal if so
    <AvatarST> [11:19:32] <AvatarST> i'd take my chances.
    <AvatarST> [11:19:38] <BlueKirby> your loss
    <AvatarST> [11:19:51] <AvatarST> perhaps
    <AvatarST> [11:19:55] <BlueKirby> or quite possibly mine!
    <AvatarST> [11:19:58] <AvatarST> but i've known you long enough to realize you're smart
    <AvatarST> [11:20:03] <AvatarST> and that ultimately you want to win
    <AvatarST> [11:20:09] <AvatarST> i'd rather not get in playing mind games with you
    <AvatarST> [11:20:12] <BlueKirby> you are correct
    <AvatarST> [11:20:13] <AvatarST> you're better off out of my way

    Blue Kirby lying to us again...
    <evan> and if he says the mole
    <evan> prepare to lol
    <cookie> lol
    <Dak> [16:29:57] <Mekkah> lol what does wer have to do with it
    <Dak> [16:30:02] <Mekkah> my lover is bk
    <Dak> wht the fuck
    <Doomsday> rofl
    <Doomsday> THE PLOT THICKENS
    <AvatarST> what
    <Dak> i suspected this
    <Dak> but i dont think its true
    <evan> what the fuck lol
    <cookie> rofl
    <evan> man this is unrrrrrrrrrrrrrraveling!

    AvatarST had taken over GP's role temporarily because he had to go away for a week.
    <Kira> oh and just a heads up... I leave for NY on the 16th of this month. Come back the 21st, and then leave for camp the 26th...
    <cookie> k later
    <dak> thats probably not a problem
    <dak> avatar can probably take over oyur role for that tim
    <dak> e
    <cookie> can you access smogon
    <dak> like he does with gp
    <cookie> we might need your vote
    <Kira> nope
    <AvatarST> wait
    <AvatarST> come on
    <AvatarST> i'm not fucking sylar

    More lies - at this point Blue Kirby had claimed several different roles to different people.
    <Doomsday> [15:29:50] <Doomsday> but what exactly IS your role?
    <Doomsday> [15:30:32] <BlueKirby> i know every single item in the game
    <Doomsday> [15:30:51] <Doomsday> that's pretty cool
    <Doomsday> look
    <Doomsday> looooooooooooook
    <cookie> bk is a lying pieco of shit
    <evan> i thought mekkah's lover was idle
    <Dak> ok he told me he lied
    <Dak> nvm
    <evan> lol
    <evan> duh
    <cookie> bk is sylar lol
    <AvatarST> bk is a lying pineco of shit
    <Doomsday> hahaha
    <evan> do it
    <evan> get him to show you his PM
    <evan> then disqualify him
    <evan> unless it's fake
    <evan> at which point laugh at him

    <Doomsday> [15:34:12] <BlueKirby> my ability is more far reaching that just knowing some item names
    <Doomsday> [15:34:15] <BlueKirby> how do you think i got into the fcbi
    <Doomsday> [15:34:25] <Doomsday> by being smart?

    <Dak> [16:46:10] <BlueKirby> Dear Blue Kirby,
    <Dak> [16:46:11] <BlueKirby> You are the Fence. You have a neutral alliance.
    <Dak> [16:46:11] <BlueKirby> You buy and sell stolen goods. But the black market is very fickle, you cant stay in the game for long without keeping a close eye on what your competitors are doing. As such you know everything that gets bought and sold illegally in Montreal.
    <Dak> [16:46:11] <BlueKirby> You are aware of 7 items in the game, but not who currently holds them.
    <Dak> [16:46:11] <BlueKirby> There is of course the Diamond. And a Gun, a Bullet Proof Vest, a Fake Diamond, some Porn, some Photographs, and some Tight Lips.
    <cookie> cof has been active
    <Dak> [16:46:11] <BlueKirby> You have become adept at avoiding the authorities by the nature of your "job description". You are hence able to avoid inspection throughout the game.
    <Dak> [16:46:11] <BlueKirby> You win if you survive the course of the game.
    <Dak> [16:46:12] <BlueKirby> Please read the game description post carefully. It is probably in your best interest to do so.
    <Dak> [16:46:24] <BlueKirby> whatever
    <Dak> [16:46:46] <BlueKirby> i refuse to give you anything more unless i survive this day
    <Dak> [16:47:00] <BlueKirby> the information will perhaps be put to use by someone else
    <Dak> who are the possible lovers
    <Dak> wer, cof and?
    <cookie> he's fucking lying
    <cookie> he got inspected
    <cookie> confirmed boss
    <evan> lol
    <cookie> that's how he got in with the FC in the first place
    <evan> just ask him who the other lover is so we can protect him
    <AvatarST> lol yeah
    <cookie> it could be fishin as well
    <cookie> he's been idle
    <evan> why are we speculating when we can ask lol
    <AvatarST> so mekkah is with us now, too
    <AvatarST> hahaha, this is wonderful
    <evan> soon you won't even need my people
    <cookie> we can bump them off now
    <AvatarST> i'll reveal my true role to all of you the last night
    <AvatarST> and let me tell you
    Jun 12 15:49:11 <AvatarST> you'll be surprised
    <cookie> AvatarST is: the Dwarf
    <Dak> [16:49:16] <Dak> it is wer right
    <Dak> [16:49:18] <Mekkah> yeah it is
    <Doomsday> avatarst is THE MOLE
    <Dak> sip
    <evan> Dear AvatarST,
    <Dak> [16:49:16] <Dak> it is wer right
    <Dak> [16:49:18] <Mekkah> yeah it is
    <Doomsday> hahahaha
    <Doomsday> avatarst is THE DIGLETT
    <AvatarST> STOP
    <evan> You are a Teddy Bear. You have a neutral alliance.
    <AvatarST> why can everyone be dramatic except me NO
    <evan> You are soooooo adorable.
    <AvatarST> DONT
    <Doomsday> hahahahah
    <Dak> so
    <cookie> wow
    <evan> You win if you are hugged by all players in the game.
    <AvatarST> lol evan
    <evan> Please read the game post etc.etc.
    <Dak> if we dont kill mekkah or wer
    <cookie> there are just four people whose roles i don't know
    <Dak> we have both of their votes
    <Doomsday> Every night you can hug a palyer. PM me or Shiv with Night (x) - Hugging (player)
    <AvatarST> so the roles are mekkah and WER?
    <evan> hahahahaha
    <evan> yup
    <AvatarST> the roles
    <AvatarST> awesome
    <AvatarST> lovers
    <Dak> the lovers
    <Dak> yes
    <Doomsday> the rolllllllllllllles
    <Dak> also
    <Dak> mekkah said
    <cookie> WER is actually bisexual which makes it even funnier
    <Dak> he might be able to change sides

    my fellow mafias might want to post anything else that I might have missed.
  4. evan

    evan I did my best -- I have no regrets
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    <AvatarST> if i ever do a mafia game i'm going to include the role "goku". You Are Goku. You Are The Most Power Person. You Win If You Survive. Send a PM With The Title Destroying (earth) To Kill Everyone Else.

    best ever
  5. Layell

    Layell Alas poor Yorick!
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    Nov 5, 2006
    Yeah I was also thebest BK gave me the password. I had inspected him when he contacted Shiney.

    Also I loved evan's game over threads on the fcbi forums it was hilarious.

    I posted a message as thebest saying I wasn't BK on the fcbi forums (although he made the account). Then I got banned, not like it mattered as I doubt they weren't using the forum anymore.

    Anyways I'd love to start a mafia game. I have some cool ideas that could make it fun. Although I'd guess I'd need a co-mod.
  6. Brain

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    Dec 18, 2005
    I agree, that was an awesome role. Too bad it didn't work out :(


    That was before night 1 even begun. I had no real intent in posting that, but you definitely could have picked up on it (I wish you had :( I needed a friend). You/we might have been able to lure the tight lips holder by mentioning "Johnny Tightlips" somehow, since it's unlikely anyone would make it up.

    I'd also like to tongue-in-cheekly point out that besides Obi, gaudetjaja's suspicions were spot on.
  7. Shiney


    Sep 26, 2007
    This was probably the best forum mafia I've been in, partly because I was a pretty prominent person for the first while, also because Hip and Shiv made it so awesome.

    Cookie was the original 'inspector' to contact me, it's kinda funny how the Italians set me up as the rallying point for the fcm, then used that influence to win the game, kudos to you all, the Italians were really all over this game from the start, especially cookie.

    The funny thing is I thought we were doing well until I got kidnapped, then I saw how badly things were actually going.
  8. Jackal

    Jackal I'm not retarded I'm Canadian it's different
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    italians im really disappointed in you.

    I would have been much cooler to take in that EVAN and i totally would have teamed up with cute avatarST >:[

    also evan you are infallible

  9. AvatarST

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    May 13, 2005
    Pity you got lynched so early...

    Although no one would've wanted to side with you unless you lied your ass off.
  10. Blue Kirby

    Blue Kirby Never back down.
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    Nov 1, 2007
    Which there is nothing wrong with.

    Also Mekkah didn't tell me anything about me being the "other lover".

    I have more to say but I'll post again later.
  11. Mekkah

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    Feb 8, 2005
    As the updated rules say, there's 472892398 people in line.
  12. CardsOfTheHeart


    Aug 21, 2007

    This game inspired me to try and make my own. So far I've got 50 players planned, 3 factions, 26 roles currently planned out, a couple of ideas for concepts in the works...

    Oh, I shouldn't say any more. There's no telling when these ideas would materialize, if ever...

    *goes off to keep developing his pipe dream
  13. Amelia


    May 18, 2006
    One thing was that Hip and Shiv set the standards wayy above average. Everyone has a role is so much better then "A, B, and C are mafias, E, F,G,H are villagers". The inclusion of items also made this game something everyone who played it remembers.

    So any new mafias must be at least at this standard, if not higher.

    RICK DANGEROUS not nearly as dangerous as advertised

    Jun 21, 2007
    Yeah, I can't believe my awesome role didn't actually do anything.
  15. Sklez


    May 28, 2007
    Wow that was a hugely intricate game. I didn't do very well at all though, thats for sure. I should have come up with a way to use the tightlips more effectively. Also the night aamto tried to steal the tightlips was the same night they got traded for the fake diamond, another item which I ultimately did'nt use.

    Three people I trusted in this game.

    First one was BlueKirby. He stole my tightlips. Why Bk, how would you benefit from this and why didnt you tell me.

    Second one was Cookie. 'Nuff said. Well, until he kept getting FCBIs lynched anyway but it was too late by then.

    Third was Brain. Thanks for not lying to me Brain=]
  16. StrangerDanger

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    Feb 3, 2007
    It should be worth noting that on the non-existant totem pole of 'who's next' in mafia land, Doomsday and I will be set to go right AFTER jackal/bk's mafia.
  17. Doomsday

    is a Forum Moderator Alumnus

    Jan 23, 2005
    and we'll own everything with our mafia

    just saying
  18. porygon3


    Apr 24, 2006
    This was a great game, and I just read the last few pages with everyone's post-game comments since I was gone for a few days and couldn't get on. Anyway, I've got a few questions

    I want to know if I was inspected or something, I didn't expect to be lynched.

    If I had gotten the gun, would I have 2 kills each even night? 1 for my own power and 1 for the gun? Or would one just cancel the other out

    Evan if you had killed me I would be pretty upset

    Also I am still wondering why I was never invited to these "fcbi forums" even though I was fcbi. I guess since apparently nobody knew me (batman where are you)
  19. AvatarST

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    May 13, 2005
    We'd known about you being Jenny and doing arrests for a really long time. We just had evan tell you to kill A or B according to our convenience, to get rid of more people faster and gain the majority vote.
  20. Layell

    Layell Alas poor Yorick!
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    Nov 5, 2006
    I've teamed up with coth and we're making our own game based on his design, with a few of my ideas and balancing. So put us at the end of this waiting list please.

    I'll get in touch with Mekkah or Hip as the rules state once we get everything nice and done in our eyes.

    Oh yeah I believe I inspected p3 for cookie. Sadly I was getting suspicious of them so I inspected him instead of coth as he wanted me to but then I died.
  21. GreenPikachu

    GreenPikachu pumpkin pieco
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    Jun 30, 2006
    people are neglecting to mention how i saved kira's ass during day 1 without even knowing he was on my team at that point, hahaha. i still think that is hilarious.
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