Alright, as I promised, I'm going to actually speak this time. It's really good to see Absol win something for once. I actually want to submit some sort of Theorymon this time around. If I get time this weekend I'll throw something together. I'll probably do something with Entei.
Protean Goodra: Holy god. Who's idea was this? Goodra with Protean is all around better than Greninja. It has higher SpA, great coverage moves that doesn't have to run HP Fire and MUCH better bulk. The only thing it has down from the Ninja is the downfall in Speed. If you stick a Choice Specs or Life Orb on it, it's going to HURT. I loved using Goodra, and now it's going to be one of the best, if not the best, bulky attackers in OU. If this was its real ability, I wouldn't doubt that it would be A / A+. My vote will definitely go to Goodra.
Healing Wish Klefki: I'm honestly on the wall about this one. It seems really cool on paper, I'm not going to lie, I'm just not a fan of it and I can't explain why. (hey, that rhymed //shot) Maybe this is only because Klefki really has no reliable healing. So basically, if you put it on your team, you can barely even count it as a Pokemon. Sure, you get a nearly guaranteed heal, and that is really cool, but I've never been a fan of Klefki to begin with. I can't tell if this is just bias or not.
Lightningrod Empoleon: Another fantastic ability, but I have the same problem with Empoleon as I did Klefki. It has no reliable recovery. Sure, this gives it an immunity, but I think Volt Absorb would have been much more helpful. It's still weak to common attacking types like Ground and Fighting, and I just don't think it shines as well as Protean Goodra. Shame, too. Empoleon would be fantastic with Lightningrod.
Levitate Doublade: Eh. Still too Knock Off paranoid because it basically has to run Evolite, and I was never a fan or Aegislash to begin with. Don't really have a lot to say here, I just don't like it.
Sorry if this was a bit short. I'm currently in math class on my IPhone, so I'm not even supposed to be on right now. Heh.