phoopes
I did it again
All right call me crazy, because this thing actually is driving me crazy.
Sunday: I get a call on my cell phone from an unknown phone number. I answer, and a Hispanic woman with a very heavy accent is on the other end of the line. I tell her she has the wrong number, she apologizes and hangs up. Innocent enough, right? Oh no, ladies and gentlemen of Smogon forums, this is only the beginning of a journey that has pushed me to the brink of insanity.
Monday: Similar situation as the day before. The woman calls me, I tell her she has the wrong number, and she apologizes.
Tuesday: The same number that called me the day before now texts me. The message reads, "Iraida." I text back, again telling her that she has the wrong number. I get another message that says, "Iraida." Finally, one last message tells me that she is sorry about texting the wrong number. I'm a bit annoyed, but I don't really think anything of it.
Wednesday: The woman calls me again. I miss the call, but when I see it, I text her again, saying that she had the wrong number. The reply? "Iraida."
Thursday: Shit hit the fucking fan right here. Mid-afternoon, she calls me THREE TIMES IN A ROW.
First time: "Ma'am, you have the wrong number again." "I'm sorry."
Second time: "Wrong number again." "I'm sorry."
Third time: "Please, stop calling me. You have the wrong number." "I'm sorry.
Here are some Skype chat logs from this day:
[8/22/2013 4:55:48 PM] phoopes: okay holy fuck
[8/22/2013 4:56:00 PM] phoopes: four days ago, a number calls me, I answer. "wrong number"
[8/22/2013 4:56:20 PM] phoopes: three days ago, it calls me. "wrong number"
[8/22/2013 4:56:30 PM] phoopes: two days ago, it texts me, I reply, "wrong number again"
[8/22/2013 4:56:31 PM] MackTheKnife: it turns out to be your exs ex
[8/22/2013 4:56:41 PM] phoopes: yesterday, calls me. "wrong number"
[8/22/2013 4:56:47 PM] phoopes: Today, calls me. "wrong number"
[8/22/2013 4:56:50 PM] phoopes: what the fuck
[8/22/2013 4:56:54 PM] MackTheKnife: maybe you know the bloody guy
[8/22/2013 4:57:01 PM] phoopes: And no, it's a Hispanic lady with a heavy accent
[8/22/2013 4:57:12 PM] phoopes: FUCK
[8/22/2013 4:57:15 PM] MackTheKnife: well then tell her for the 5th time this is the wrong number
[8/22/2013 4:57:15 PM] phoopes: CALLING ME AGAIN
[8/22/2013 4:57:17 PM] phoopes: RIGHT NOW (outside edit: moment of the second call)
[8/22/2013 4:57:20 PM] MackTheKnife: and for her to fuck off
[8/22/2013 4:57:34 PM] phoopes: FUCK
[8/22/2013 4:57:36 PM] MackTheKnife: ask who she is looking for
[8/22/2013 4:57:49 PM] phoopes: I can't understand her besides, "sorry"
[8/22/2013 4:57:56 PM] phoopes: like I said, very thick accent
[8/22/2013 4:58:02 PM] MackTheKnife: maybe shes dyslexic
[8/22/2013 4:58:14 PM] Will Orchard: or stupid
[8/22/2013 4:58:16 PM] phoopes: Well she better stop being dyslexic
[8/22/2013 5:00:13 PM] phoopes: HOLY
[8/22/2013 5:00:14 PM] phoopes: FUCKING
[8/22/2013 5:00:15 PM] phoopes: SHIT (outside edit: moment of the third call)
[8/22/2013 5:00:33 PM] Will Orchard: hloy fckunig siht
[8/22/2013 5:00:43 PM] MackTheKnife: why are you so annoying this could be a golden opportunity for a laugh
[8/22/2013 5:00:48 PM] phoopes: Swear to god
[8/22/2013 5:01:11 PM] MackTheKnife: 2 years ago i was called from a wrong number and the guy started shouting at me statistics about his company
[8/22/2013 5:01:19 PM] MackTheKnife: assuming i was his friend or colleague
[8/22/2013 5:01:39 PM] MackTheKnife: and i was just there like "mhm" "yeah i know" "okay"
[8/22/2013 5:01:43 PM] MackTheKnife: it was hilarious
[8/22/2013 5:01:54 PM] phoopes: The only other time I've gotten this many calls was an April Fool's Day prank
[8/22/2013 5:02:02 PM] phoopes: A friend fake listed my house on Craigslist
[8/22/2013 5:02:14 PM] phoopes: That was a bitch to fix
[8/22/2013 5:02:40 PM] MackTheKnife: loooool
[8/22/2013 5:02:46 PM] MackTheKnife: in europe we dont use craigslist
[8/22/2013 5:02:50 PM] MackTheKnife: its such a foreign concept
[8/22/2013 5:03:03 PM] phoopes: It's a foreign concept to me and I'm American, haha
[8/22/2013 5:03:14 PM] MackTheKnife: well yeah fair enough
At this point I bring up the Craigslist happening from a while ago, where a friend of mine listed my house and I got tons of calls. I was suspicious that somebody was screwing with me. I confront the same friend about it, thinking he may have gotten a new phone number or something, but it wasn't him. I really don't know anyone who would go to the trouble of posing as a Hispanic woman to screw with me, so I figured it was just the same dumb person again and again. I was just planning on dealing with it, figured it had stopped after I was clearly exasperated with her over the phone the last time.
Later that night (more Skype logs):
[8/22/2013 9:58:06 PM] phoopes: That bitch from earlier
[8/22/2013 9:58:10 PM] phoopes: is calling me again
[8/22/2013 9:58:14 PM] phoopes: Fuck it, just ignoring it for now
[8/22/2013 9:58:19 PM] imanalt (Chris): is she hot
[8/22/2013 9:58:20 PM] phoopes: Her problem, whatever it is
[8/22/2013 9:58:22 PM] imanalt (Chris): give me her number
[8/22/2013 9:58:24 PM] imanalt (Chris): then shell be busy talking to me
[8/22/2013 9:58:26 PM] phoopes: lol
[8/22/2013 9:58:31 PM] imanalt (Chris): instead of calling you
[8/22/2013 9:58:31 PM] imanalt (Chris): win/win imo
[8/22/2013 9:58:35 PM] phoopes: It's some Hispanic lady with the wrong number
[8/22/2013 9:58:36 PM] imanalt (Chris): oh bs
[8/22/2013 9:58:41 PM] phoopes: very heavy accent
[8/22/2013 9:58:41 PM] imanalt (Chris): tell her she can go fuck herself
[8/22/2013 9:59:07 PM] phoopes: I don't know how in her native tongue
[8/22/2013 9:59:11 PM] phoopes: nor do I care to find out how
At this point, I was about 200% done with her shit, but I wanted to avoid conflict as much as possible so I just let it slide, hoping she'd realize on her own that she called the same number again. And I was sort of right, she didn't call me again... On purpose. The following is a series of angry tweets that I made later that night. (I said seven in the first tweet, but yes, it was only six. I didn't care to count at that point.)
Skype log:
[12:42:46 AM] phoopes: Fucking mystery Hispanic lady woke me up
[12:42:49 AM] phoopes: Buttdialed me twice
[12:42:53 AM] phoopes: left me two voicemails
[12:42:55 AM] phoopes: FUCK
[12:43:09 AM] phoopes: ;_;
Not going to lie, I was crying like a little bitch at one in the morning because she woke me up. But is that the end of my tale? Oh no, it gets better.
Today: I get a text message from MHL. It reads "Iraida." By this point I had looked up "Iraida" but I couldn't really connect it other than it's a semi-common female name somewhere in the world. So, I decided to take things into my own hands. I called her. Paraphrasing here:
"Look, you've called and texted me many times over the last few days. Whoever you're looking to reach, it's not me. Now please, just leave me alone."
Her response?
"You have wrong number."
Mystery Hispanic Lady 1-0 phoopes
G fuckin G.
Sunday: I get a call on my cell phone from an unknown phone number. I answer, and a Hispanic woman with a very heavy accent is on the other end of the line. I tell her she has the wrong number, she apologizes and hangs up. Innocent enough, right? Oh no, ladies and gentlemen of Smogon forums, this is only the beginning of a journey that has pushed me to the brink of insanity.
Monday: Similar situation as the day before. The woman calls me, I tell her she has the wrong number, and she apologizes.
Tuesday: The same number that called me the day before now texts me. The message reads, "Iraida." I text back, again telling her that she has the wrong number. I get another message that says, "Iraida." Finally, one last message tells me that she is sorry about texting the wrong number. I'm a bit annoyed, but I don't really think anything of it.
Wednesday: The woman calls me again. I miss the call, but when I see it, I text her again, saying that she had the wrong number. The reply? "Iraida."
Thursday: Shit hit the fucking fan right here. Mid-afternoon, she calls me THREE TIMES IN A ROW.
First time: "Ma'am, you have the wrong number again." "I'm sorry."
Second time: "Wrong number again." "I'm sorry."
Third time: "Please, stop calling me. You have the wrong number." "I'm sorry.
Here are some Skype chat logs from this day:
[8/22/2013 4:55:48 PM] phoopes: okay holy fuck
[8/22/2013 4:56:00 PM] phoopes: four days ago, a number calls me, I answer. "wrong number"
[8/22/2013 4:56:20 PM] phoopes: three days ago, it calls me. "wrong number"
[8/22/2013 4:56:30 PM] phoopes: two days ago, it texts me, I reply, "wrong number again"
[8/22/2013 4:56:31 PM] MackTheKnife: it turns out to be your exs ex
[8/22/2013 4:56:41 PM] phoopes: yesterday, calls me. "wrong number"
[8/22/2013 4:56:47 PM] phoopes: Today, calls me. "wrong number"
[8/22/2013 4:56:50 PM] phoopes: what the fuck
[8/22/2013 4:56:54 PM] MackTheKnife: maybe you know the bloody guy
[8/22/2013 4:57:01 PM] phoopes: And no, it's a Hispanic lady with a heavy accent
[8/22/2013 4:57:12 PM] phoopes: FUCK
[8/22/2013 4:57:15 PM] MackTheKnife: well then tell her for the 5th time this is the wrong number
[8/22/2013 4:57:15 PM] phoopes: CALLING ME AGAIN
[8/22/2013 4:57:17 PM] phoopes: RIGHT NOW (outside edit: moment of the second call)
[8/22/2013 4:57:20 PM] MackTheKnife: and for her to fuck off
[8/22/2013 4:57:34 PM] phoopes: FUCK
[8/22/2013 4:57:36 PM] MackTheKnife: ask who she is looking for
[8/22/2013 4:57:49 PM] phoopes: I can't understand her besides, "sorry"
[8/22/2013 4:57:56 PM] phoopes: like I said, very thick accent
[8/22/2013 4:58:02 PM] MackTheKnife: maybe shes dyslexic
[8/22/2013 4:58:14 PM] Will Orchard: or stupid
[8/22/2013 4:58:16 PM] phoopes: Well she better stop being dyslexic
[8/22/2013 5:00:13 PM] phoopes: HOLY
[8/22/2013 5:00:14 PM] phoopes: FUCKING
[8/22/2013 5:00:15 PM] phoopes: SHIT (outside edit: moment of the third call)
[8/22/2013 5:00:33 PM] Will Orchard: hloy fckunig siht
[8/22/2013 5:00:43 PM] MackTheKnife: why are you so annoying this could be a golden opportunity for a laugh
[8/22/2013 5:00:48 PM] phoopes: Swear to god
[8/22/2013 5:01:11 PM] MackTheKnife: 2 years ago i was called from a wrong number and the guy started shouting at me statistics about his company
[8/22/2013 5:01:19 PM] MackTheKnife: assuming i was his friend or colleague
[8/22/2013 5:01:39 PM] MackTheKnife: and i was just there like "mhm" "yeah i know" "okay"
[8/22/2013 5:01:43 PM] MackTheKnife: it was hilarious
[8/22/2013 5:01:54 PM] phoopes: The only other time I've gotten this many calls was an April Fool's Day prank
[8/22/2013 5:02:02 PM] phoopes: A friend fake listed my house on Craigslist
[8/22/2013 5:02:14 PM] phoopes: That was a bitch to fix
[8/22/2013 5:02:40 PM] MackTheKnife: loooool
[8/22/2013 5:02:46 PM] MackTheKnife: in europe we dont use craigslist
[8/22/2013 5:02:50 PM] MackTheKnife: its such a foreign concept
[8/22/2013 5:03:03 PM] phoopes: It's a foreign concept to me and I'm American, haha
[8/22/2013 5:03:14 PM] MackTheKnife: well yeah fair enough
At this point I bring up the Craigslist happening from a while ago, where a friend of mine listed my house and I got tons of calls. I was suspicious that somebody was screwing with me. I confront the same friend about it, thinking he may have gotten a new phone number or something, but it wasn't him. I really don't know anyone who would go to the trouble of posing as a Hispanic woman to screw with me, so I figured it was just the same dumb person again and again. I was just planning on dealing with it, figured it had stopped after I was clearly exasperated with her over the phone the last time.
Later that night (more Skype logs):
[8/22/2013 9:58:06 PM] phoopes: That bitch from earlier
[8/22/2013 9:58:10 PM] phoopes: is calling me again
[8/22/2013 9:58:14 PM] phoopes: Fuck it, just ignoring it for now
[8/22/2013 9:58:19 PM] imanalt (Chris): is she hot
[8/22/2013 9:58:20 PM] phoopes: Her problem, whatever it is
[8/22/2013 9:58:22 PM] imanalt (Chris): give me her number
[8/22/2013 9:58:24 PM] imanalt (Chris): then shell be busy talking to me
[8/22/2013 9:58:26 PM] phoopes: lol
[8/22/2013 9:58:31 PM] imanalt (Chris): instead of calling you
[8/22/2013 9:58:31 PM] imanalt (Chris): win/win imo
[8/22/2013 9:58:35 PM] phoopes: It's some Hispanic lady with the wrong number
[8/22/2013 9:58:36 PM] imanalt (Chris): oh bs
[8/22/2013 9:58:41 PM] phoopes: very heavy accent
[8/22/2013 9:58:41 PM] imanalt (Chris): tell her she can go fuck herself
[8/22/2013 9:59:07 PM] phoopes: I don't know how in her native tongue
[8/22/2013 9:59:11 PM] phoopes: nor do I care to find out how
At this point, I was about 200% done with her shit, but I wanted to avoid conflict as much as possible so I just let it slide, hoping she'd realize on her own that she called the same number again. And I was sort of right, she didn't call me again... On purpose. The following is a series of angry tweets that I made later that night. (I said seven in the first tweet, but yes, it was only six. I didn't care to count at that point.)
Skype log:
[12:42:46 AM] phoopes: Fucking mystery Hispanic lady woke me up
[12:42:49 AM] phoopes: Buttdialed me twice
[12:42:53 AM] phoopes: left me two voicemails
[12:42:55 AM] phoopes: FUCK
[12:43:09 AM] phoopes: ;_;
Not going to lie, I was crying like a little bitch at one in the morning because she woke me up. But is that the end of my tale? Oh no, it gets better.
Today: I get a text message from MHL. It reads "Iraida." By this point I had looked up "Iraida" but I couldn't really connect it other than it's a semi-common female name somewhere in the world. So, I decided to take things into my own hands. I called her. Paraphrasing here:
"Look, you've called and texted me many times over the last few days. Whoever you're looking to reach, it's not me. Now please, just leave me alone."
Her response?
"You have wrong number."
Mystery Hispanic Lady 1-0 phoopes
G fuckin G.