Rock, Paper, Scissors, INFINITY! - Round 1

[Chill Murray]

gg dak.

 

[Hipmonlee]

So who was what and what were the final scores?

I am having trouble of thinking of something for next round.. Maybe I peaked too early?

Have a nice day.

 

[Mekkah]

its all up to you isy...

[ps mekkah a big sausage pizza got an ugly oaf a sexy porno star, so really, with a big sausage pizza, anything is possible]

So you reused an old artifact? psh. Less cool points for you.

 

[Doomsday]

RESULTS

A flask filled with potato vodka -> DM
versus...
A mystical maroon molecular-morphing monocle -> GTS
cookie voted GTS.
thunda voted GTS.
Brain voted GTS.
Doomsday voted GTS.
Isy voted GTS.
GTS wins by a landslide and qualifies for the next match.

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User StrangerDanger with a working chainsaw for his right hand -> WER
versus...
E. Honda carrying a ghettoblaster and weilding a whip made out of barbed wire -> dak
cookie voted WER.
thunda voted dak.
Brain voted WER.
Doomsday voted dak.
Isy voted WER.
WER wins 3 - 2 and qualifies for the next match.

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Blackheart's trenchantly lurid heart as it pumps calmly yet powerfully in the froth of battle with Dark Akuma to decide the fate of the world. -> CaptKirby
versus...
Gary Oak's girth -> StrangerDanger
cookie voted CaptKirby.
thunda voted CaptKirby.
Brain voted CaptKirby.
Doomsday voted StrangerDanger.
Isy voted StrangerDanger.
CaptKirby wins 3 - 2 and qualifies for the next match.

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Ballsack-Fu as featured in the film Pom Poko performed by the man (or beast??) with the largest ballsack in the world. -> Az
versus...
A sign which says "Do not press under any circumstances ever", which is located above a single bright red button, hidden underground in a top secret research facility. (The user responsible for this submittal wrote a pretty amusing/eloquent text introducing his weapon, so I'd advise you to check it out as well) -> Hipmonlee
cookie voted Hipmonlee.
thunda voted Hipmonlee.
Brain voted Hipmonlee.
Doomsday voted Hipmonlee.
Isy voted Hipmonlee.
Hipmonlee wins by a landslide and qualifies for the next match.

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A boxing kangaroo doped up on weed -> Batpig
versus...
User Kristy Haruka's 'Minge'. -> Mormoopid
cookie voted Batpig.
thunda voted Batpig.
Brain voted Mormoopid.
Doomsday voted Batpig.
Isy voted Mormoopid.
Batpig wins 3 - 2 and qualifies for the next match.

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Snoop Doggy Dogg wearing the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. -> aamto
versus...
User Junior, having just consumed a CK sized portion of sugar. -> Gormenghast
cookie voted aamto.
thunda voted aamto.
Brain voted aamto.
Doomsday voted aamto.
Isy voted aamto.
aamto wins by a landslide and qualifies for the next match.

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SHOERIKEN. You know those ninja stars? This is the shoe version. First, you kick someone in the face, then a star flies out with blades on all sides, turning everyone into a dirty pile of blood. It can be programmed into three different modes: slices, pieces or invisible bits. After using it, please clean it before putting it back in your shoe. It has a rechargable battery that gets its energy out of walking with the shoe it's in. -> Mekkah
versus...
Big Sausage Pizza. -> Jackal
cookie voted Mekkah.
thunda voted Jackal.
Brain voted Mekkah.
Doomsday voted Jackal.
Isy voted Jackal.
Jackal wins 3 - 2 and qualifies for the next match.

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A scarecrow made of tin straws wearing a fur coat made of lion's mane hair, silver heels and emerald shades. -> gmax
versus...
The Robot Mafia -> zerowing
cookie voted zerowing.
thunda voted gmax.
Brain voted zerowing.
Doomsday voted zerowing.
Isy voted zerowing.
zerowing wins 4 - 1 and qualifies for the next match.

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Match 1 was awesome, check firebot later for the Match 2 pairings.