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RPSI rd 1
- Thread starter RODAN
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juan, the illegal immigrant from Cuba vs The little engine that could, pulling a trail of missile launchers, weapons of mass destruction and blood thirsty mercenaries.
El pequeño motor fumaba, cantando "Creo que puedo, creo que puedo ..." Mientras tanto, Juan, deshidratados de remar a sí mismo a los EE.UU., languidecía por las vías del tren, fumando. '¡Eh! ¡Es un tren! ¡Puedo entrar a Estados Unidos si me salto en la espalda!' pensó Juan, saltando de pie y corriendo tras el tren. El hombre flaco, flaco de su remo vigorosa, saltó a bordo del tren, sólo para ser confrontados por a unstopable mercinary...
Ahora, yo no quiero ser demasiado gráfico, pero digamos que habría sido mejor con Castro ...
Little engine wins
Captain Kirby with a block of cheese and bag of sugar suspended just out of arm's reach in such a way that any attempt to obtain it will only move it further away. vs zombie Tyrannosaurus Rex that is immune to every method of death conceivable, and even the inconceivable!
There once was a man named Joel Moore,
In the sky the snowy owl did soar.
Unable to catch him, the Tyrannosaurus Rex,
Was quite humiliated and vexed,
And he chased after the owl forevermore.
CaptKirby wins
A lemon-juice-thrower with an automatic eye-targetting system and a rate of fire of 3 lemons per second (it actually squeezes 6 lemons every 2 seconds). It can hold up to 4 rows of lemons, ie 24 lemons, ie at least 1L20 of juice thrown into the target's eyes in 8 seconds. vs chia pet the size of utah
When it says chia pet the size of Utah, it actually means a chia pet made up of Utah. Now while it seems like an American state full of devout Mormons wouldn't lose against a petty lemon-juice-thrower, that's not actually the truth. Squirt! The lemon juice hit all twenty-four male Mormons square in the eyes, causing them immense pain. They doubled over, defeated by the lemon-juice-thrower. As for the women, they, unwilling to contradict the men, doubled over dutifully and played dead. The lemon-juice-thrower trundled off, happy with its victory against the chia pet. Though the Mormons searched the world all over for that same lemon-juice-thrower, believing it to be the will of God, it always seemed to evade their capture, elusive and enigmatic...
Lemon-juice-thrower wins
The MythBusters vs a single mirror floating aimlessly in space
Season 2 (2004), Episode 8. Episode: 'Ancient Death Ray'. Don't try this at home, kids. The MythBusters, confident that the myth was nonsense, even challenged their viewers to prove that a mirror could turn sunlight into a reflected death ray. Meanwhile, in London, thunda has decided to take on the challenge just to prove the cocky bastards wrong. thunda constructs a rocket and turns the mirror at the precise angle, reflecting a beam of sunlight directly into Earth. While the MythBusters could've used some burn heal, we survived because of the ozone layer filtering out most of the sunlight. Al Gore was later seen waving a contract to make three more documentaries.
Mirror wins
Communist Megatron on steroids wearing a fedora. vs recursion
http://translationparty.com/#6500152
Recursion wins
the square root of -1 vs the narrow spiral staircase leading to the roof of Jack Nicholson's mansion
Jack Nicholson shakes upon the roof of his mansion, where he is held captive. 'I'm a famous actor! You can't do this! Think about the media frenzy!' he pleads. 'Wasn't MJ enough?' The terrorist shakes his head. 'The death of one man... will be like a bomb into the world media.' Jack Nicholson panics and begins to go mentally through his life dreams. Fuck a different woman each week for a year... Check. Win an Oscar... Check. Have a kid... Check. Solve the square root of one... FUCK. The terrorist cocks his gun, aiming it squarely at his forehead. 'Are you ready to die?' Fuck, fuck, Jack thinks, it's easy, it's got to be... EUREKA! He shouts the answer.
Later, Jack Nicholson's bullet-ridden body was retrieved, causing shockwaves to go through the entertainment world. As for the mansion, it was sold and the staircase was ripped down to make a wheelchair ramp. Furthermore, journalists won't shut up for a week about the old man, meaning while nobody directly won the match, we can imagine the square root of -1 came out on top.
giant toilet big enough to flush africa vs A fully powered cyzir_visheen after receiving all of the \o/ energy
'Please, everyone, share your energy with me!' begged jumpluff. Her plaintive chipmunk cry so touched the souls of the men of #moo that they, in quick succession, spammed up the thread in order to lend her power, which she then promptly gave to cyzir. 'Garchomp, I choose you!' she roared in a much manlier voice, spinning the PokéBall to let out her charged up Garchomp. The toilet hissed and gurgled, attempting to detach itself from the pipes under the floor, its waters menacingly churning. 'Garchomp, use Outrage!' Unfortunately, jumpluff only had the BoulderBadge, lacking the necessary badge for Pokémon over lv. 30 to obey her (I think it's the CascadeBadge but I'm not sure D:). cyzirchomp lol'd at jumpluff and disregarded her feeble command, selecting a move randomly, just as the toilet rose up from the floor and began to Levitate. jumpluff closed her eyes and covered her face, waiting for the deluge. Suddenly, her face began to burn, and cyzir's Fire Blast scorched the toilet, causing it to melt back into the floor. A quick Earthquake finished it off, and jumpluff thanked Mekkah for inventing ChainChomp.
cyzir wins
The maximum torture in 147 countries, a CaptainKirby speech. VS the cast of street fighter in the old west
{ 07:54:16 AM } <@CaptKirby> you are asking the wrong person
{ 07:54:23 AM } <@CaptKirby> see I was banned from games like Street Fighter and Soul Calibur as a kid
{ 07:54:30 AM } <@CaptKirby> so I do not have any "nostalgia glasses" or even affection for the games
{ 07:54:39 AM } <@CaptKirby> I mean the famous street fighters are fun games
{ 07:54:43 AM } <@CaptKirby> and probably have pretty good mechanics
{ 07:55:18 AM } <@CaptKirby> but the first fighting games I was allowed were smash (parent permitted) and marvel versus capcom (grandparents letting us defy our parents)
This speech was so gentle, like a breeze, so tame, like a kitten, that the cast of Street Fighter simply laughed. Chun-Li, her Utah-sized thighs clad in denim and her waist dwarved by a crucifix-shaped belt buckle, extended a hand. 'Gosh darn it, you're so darned silly,' she giggled. 'Now get up here like the ol' youth group days and we're gonna dance like real Texans do, all clean an' lively, yee-haw!' And so, CaptKirby, beckoned by the alluring visitation from his Christian past, was unable to resist, and had a hootin' tootin' rootin' good time with the cast of Street Fighter at the rodeo. Yee-haw!
Cast of Street Fighter wins though you could argue that it was a tie
El pequeño motor fumaba, cantando "Creo que puedo, creo que puedo ..." Mientras tanto, Juan, deshidratados de remar a sí mismo a los EE.UU., languidecía por las vías del tren, fumando. '¡Eh! ¡Es un tren! ¡Puedo entrar a Estados Unidos si me salto en la espalda!' pensó Juan, saltando de pie y corriendo tras el tren. El hombre flaco, flaco de su remo vigorosa, saltó a bordo del tren, sólo para ser confrontados por a unstopable mercinary...
Ahora, yo no quiero ser demasiado gráfico, pero digamos que habría sido mejor con Castro ...
Little engine wins
Captain Kirby with a block of cheese and bag of sugar suspended just out of arm's reach in such a way that any attempt to obtain it will only move it further away. vs zombie Tyrannosaurus Rex that is immune to every method of death conceivable, and even the inconceivable!
There once was a man named Joel Moore,
In the sky the snowy owl did soar.
Unable to catch him, the Tyrannosaurus Rex,
Was quite humiliated and vexed,
And he chased after the owl forevermore.
CaptKirby wins
A lemon-juice-thrower with an automatic eye-targetting system and a rate of fire of 3 lemons per second (it actually squeezes 6 lemons every 2 seconds). It can hold up to 4 rows of lemons, ie 24 lemons, ie at least 1L20 of juice thrown into the target's eyes in 8 seconds. vs chia pet the size of utah
When it says chia pet the size of Utah, it actually means a chia pet made up of Utah. Now while it seems like an American state full of devout Mormons wouldn't lose against a petty lemon-juice-thrower, that's not actually the truth. Squirt! The lemon juice hit all twenty-four male Mormons square in the eyes, causing them immense pain. They doubled over, defeated by the lemon-juice-thrower. As for the women, they, unwilling to contradict the men, doubled over dutifully and played dead. The lemon-juice-thrower trundled off, happy with its victory against the chia pet. Though the Mormons searched the world all over for that same lemon-juice-thrower, believing it to be the will of God, it always seemed to evade their capture, elusive and enigmatic...
Lemon-juice-thrower wins
The MythBusters vs a single mirror floating aimlessly in space
Season 2 (2004), Episode 8. Episode: 'Ancient Death Ray'. Don't try this at home, kids. The MythBusters, confident that the myth was nonsense, even challenged their viewers to prove that a mirror could turn sunlight into a reflected death ray. Meanwhile, in London, thunda has decided to take on the challenge just to prove the cocky bastards wrong. thunda constructs a rocket and turns the mirror at the precise angle, reflecting a beam of sunlight directly into Earth. While the MythBusters could've used some burn heal, we survived because of the ozone layer filtering out most of the sunlight. Al Gore was later seen waving a contract to make three more documentaries.
Mirror wins
Communist Megatron on steroids wearing a fedora. vs recursion
http://translationparty.com/#6500152
Recursion wins
the square root of -1 vs the narrow spiral staircase leading to the roof of Jack Nicholson's mansion
Jack Nicholson shakes upon the roof of his mansion, where he is held captive. 'I'm a famous actor! You can't do this! Think about the media frenzy!' he pleads. 'Wasn't MJ enough?' The terrorist shakes his head. 'The death of one man... will be like a bomb into the world media.' Jack Nicholson panics and begins to go mentally through his life dreams. Fuck a different woman each week for a year... Check. Win an Oscar... Check. Have a kid... Check. Solve the square root of one... FUCK. The terrorist cocks his gun, aiming it squarely at his forehead. 'Are you ready to die?' Fuck, fuck, Jack thinks, it's easy, it's got to be... EUREKA! He shouts the answer.
Later, Jack Nicholson's bullet-ridden body was retrieved, causing shockwaves to go through the entertainment world. As for the mansion, it was sold and the staircase was ripped down to make a wheelchair ramp. Furthermore, journalists won't shut up for a week about the old man, meaning while nobody directly won the match, we can imagine the square root of -1 came out on top.
giant toilet big enough to flush africa vs A fully powered cyzir_visheen after receiving all of the \o/ energy
'Please, everyone, share your energy with me!' begged jumpluff. Her plaintive chipmunk cry so touched the souls of the men of #moo that they, in quick succession, spammed up the thread in order to lend her power, which she then promptly gave to cyzir. 'Garchomp, I choose you!' she roared in a much manlier voice, spinning the PokéBall to let out her charged up Garchomp. The toilet hissed and gurgled, attempting to detach itself from the pipes under the floor, its waters menacingly churning. 'Garchomp, use Outrage!' Unfortunately, jumpluff only had the BoulderBadge, lacking the necessary badge for Pokémon over lv. 30 to obey her (I think it's the CascadeBadge but I'm not sure D:). cyzirchomp lol'd at jumpluff and disregarded her feeble command, selecting a move randomly, just as the toilet rose up from the floor and began to Levitate. jumpluff closed her eyes and covered her face, waiting for the deluge. Suddenly, her face began to burn, and cyzir's Fire Blast scorched the toilet, causing it to melt back into the floor. A quick Earthquake finished it off, and jumpluff thanked Mekkah for inventing ChainChomp.
cyzir wins
The maximum torture in 147 countries, a CaptainKirby speech. VS the cast of street fighter in the old west
{ 07:54:16 AM } <@CaptKirby> you are asking the wrong person
{ 07:54:23 AM } <@CaptKirby> see I was banned from games like Street Fighter and Soul Calibur as a kid
{ 07:54:30 AM } <@CaptKirby> so I do not have any "nostalgia glasses" or even affection for the games
{ 07:54:39 AM } <@CaptKirby> I mean the famous street fighters are fun games
{ 07:54:43 AM } <@CaptKirby> and probably have pretty good mechanics
{ 07:55:18 AM } <@CaptKirby> but the first fighting games I was allowed were smash (parent permitted) and marvel versus capcom (grandparents letting us defy our parents)
This speech was so gentle, like a breeze, so tame, like a kitten, that the cast of Street Fighter simply laughed. Chun-Li, her Utah-sized thighs clad in denim and her waist dwarved by a crucifix-shaped belt buckle, extended a hand. 'Gosh darn it, you're so darned silly,' she giggled. 'Now get up here like the ol' youth group days and we're gonna dance like real Texans do, all clean an' lively, yee-haw!' And so, CaptKirby, beckoned by the alluring visitation from his Christian past, was unable to resist, and had a hootin' tootin' rootin' good time with the cast of Street Fighter at the rodeo. Yee-haw!
Cast of Street Fighter wins though you could argue that it was a tie
I declare victory.
I wrote a story about how Captain Planet snapped The Rock out of his depression over Johnny Bravo being canceled, arousing the wrath of mafia members who were scared it would unseat Godfather for greatest movie ever, but apparently I erased it when putting in the "______ wins" parts for everything else. :(
p.s. fuck you guys, THE SUGAR JOKE WAS IN THE LAST RPSI. IT WAS USED BY SOMEONE WHO BARELY TALKS TO ME (AS PREDICTED!!!!!!).
p.s. fuck you guys, THE SUGAR JOKE WAS IN THE LAST RPSI. IT WAS USED BY SOMEONE WHO BARELY TALKS TO ME (AS PREDICTED!!!!!!).
Sorry it took so long to post these; I had more stuff to do this weekend than I thought I would.
juan, the illegal immigrant from Cuba vs The little engine that could, pulling a trail of missile launchers, weapons of mass destruction and blood thirsty mercenaries.
The US government was cracking down on immigration. Border controls were simply no longer working, so Congress decided to use the US budget responsibly and build a constantly running train equipped with missiles, rockets, and “we support illegal immigration signs” on all of its carriages, to capture illegal immigrants. Juan, a recent refugee from Cuba, fell for the trap and boarded the train, only to be attacked by mercenaries. Juan was a black belt, however, and he fought back against the mercenaries, taking them down one by one. He hijacked the train’s controls and turned the missiles against the train. His mission apparently accomplished, he left the train to watch it explode. To his horror, his efforts were completely ineffective- the train was the little engine that could, and even its own weaponry could not stop it from running. There was nowhere Juan to escape to, and he accepted his defeat against the wrathful train.
Winner: the little engine that could, pulling a trail of missile launchers, weapons of mass destruction and blood thirsty mercenaries.
Captain Kirby with a block of cheese and bag of sugar suspended just out of arm's reach in such a way that any attempt to obtain it will only move it further away. vs zombie Tyrannosaurus Rex that is immune to every method of death conceivable, and even the inconceivable!
The strange combination of cheese and sugar confused people around the world, as any attempt to get it was met with failure. Captkirby’s anger at the food specifically created to annoy him was so great that it awoke life in the fossils of a tyrannosaur, who rose from the ground as a zombie. After eating a few brains, it went after the food in an undead wrath. The tyrannosaur tried to get the cheese for days with no success, with neither the tyrannosaur nor the cheese willing to give up. Finally, the tyrannosaur took a giant tree and smashed the bag and block to pieces; the aura surrounding the food had been broken.
Winner: zombie tyrannosaurus rex
A lemon-juice-thrower with an automatic eye-targetting system and a rate of fire of 3 lemons per second (it actually squeezes 6 lemons every 2 seconds). It can hold up to 4 rows of lemons, ie 24 lemons, ie at least 1L20 of juice thrown into the target's eyes in 8 seconds. vs chia pet the size of utah
The makers of Chia pets realized that their products were declining in popularity, so they began thinking of ways to revitalize them. They came up with their finest idea: create a chia pet so large that it could be seen from miles around. With the clay statue nearly finished, they only had to finish the last bit of sculpting. Worried that the monstrosity would ruin their efforts forever, the society of chia pet haters turned to their only weapon, a lemon juice thrower, and activated it. Blinded by lemon juice, the chia pet makers accidentally poured acid instead of glaze on their creation, destroying it.
Winner: A lemon-juice-thrower with an automatic eye-targetting system and a rate of fire of 3 lemons per second (it actually squeezes 6 lemons every 2 seconds). It can hold up to 4 rows of lemons, ie 24 lemons, ie at least 1L20 of juice thrown into the target's eyes in 8 seconds.
The MythBusters vs a single mirror floating aimlessly in space
The mythbusters had disproven supernatural things for years, but nothing prepared them for reports of a UFO seen by dozens of people. In order to prove it was a satellite, they prepared a high-powered telescope to look at it. They soon found that this object was indeed not a UFO, but was a mirror floating in space and reflecting bright light from a mcdonalds logo back to the earth. The mythbusters happily reported their findings, only to realize that the mirror was almost as unexplainable as a ufo would have been. They had failed to disprove this myth, and the mirror continued to orbit over the city.
Winner: a single mirror floating aimlessly in space
Communist Megatron on steroids wearing a fedora. vs recursion
Megatron had a plan. With his stylish fedora he would overthrow the world’s governments, creating a new socialist society. After hijacking a TV station and appealing to the masses, the US government decided he had to be stopped immediately. They captured him and shipped him to an off-country prison. Megatron wasn’t deterred yet, however. He began giving speeches to his fellow prisoners, who each conveyed them on to other prisoners in a recursive manner until the entire facility was convinced he was right. The prisoners overthrew their guards and headed to Greenland, establishing a new communist home.
Winner: Communist Megatron on steroids
the square root of -1 vs the narrow spiral staircase leading to the roof of Jack Nicholson's mansion
Nicholson sat at his typewriter, thinking about the next line for his book. He decided to ask his wife and child for advice on what direction the plot should head. Leaving his study, he encountered a ghostly bartender with a knife, whom he fled from. He decided to lose the spirit by taking his spiral staircase to the roof.
As he neared the top of the flight of stairs, Nicholson realized the situation was worse than he thought. The house had gone far beyond summoning spirits and had started to bend the laws of reality itself. The staircase he was on twisted impossibly, since it was now composed of imaginary rails. Nicholson desperately leapt off the stairs. Meanwhile, unable to cope with being half real and half theoretical, the staircase bent into itself in a pocket dimension.
Winner: the square root of -1
DBZ mafia was bad all around for the Z-warriors, with Goku dying before he could ever unleash his ultimate move and the power of /o\ remaining unutilized. Goku always finds a way to prevail, however, and he left his power behind for others to use when the situation arose. This power was vital when GGFan, leader of the trolls, decided to attack smogon with a barrage of non-stop alternate accounts. The only way smogon could hope to defend itself was with Goku’s power. After gathering the leftover energy and taking more power from many people, Cyzir launched a spirit bomb at the Alternative, which had only one defense left: a giant toilet the size of Africa. The spirit bomb was too powerful to be flushed away, however, and it clogged and finally exploded, destroying the Alternative in the process. Smogon had been saved again.
Winner: cyzir visheen and /o\
The maximum torture in 147 countries, a CaptainKirby speech. VS the cast of street fighter in the old west
The cast of Street Fighter faced captkirby in an Old Western duel. Captkirby stood undeterred against their special moves, explaining to each of them how they were all examples of puerilism. Shaken by the speech, Ryu prepared to launch a hadouken, but the speech had already made its impact. The cast was discouraged from continuing, and they decided to find something better to do than finish the Western show-down.
Winner: Captkirby speech
juan, the illegal immigrant from Cuba vs The little engine that could, pulling a trail of missile launchers, weapons of mass destruction and blood thirsty mercenaries.
The US government was cracking down on immigration. Border controls were simply no longer working, so Congress decided to use the US budget responsibly and build a constantly running train equipped with missiles, rockets, and “we support illegal immigration signs” on all of its carriages, to capture illegal immigrants. Juan, a recent refugee from Cuba, fell for the trap and boarded the train, only to be attacked by mercenaries. Juan was a black belt, however, and he fought back against the mercenaries, taking them down one by one. He hijacked the train’s controls and turned the missiles against the train. His mission apparently accomplished, he left the train to watch it explode. To his horror, his efforts were completely ineffective- the train was the little engine that could, and even its own weaponry could not stop it from running. There was nowhere Juan to escape to, and he accepted his defeat against the wrathful train.
Winner: the little engine that could, pulling a trail of missile launchers, weapons of mass destruction and blood thirsty mercenaries.
Captain Kirby with a block of cheese and bag of sugar suspended just out of arm's reach in such a way that any attempt to obtain it will only move it further away. vs zombie Tyrannosaurus Rex that is immune to every method of death conceivable, and even the inconceivable!
The strange combination of cheese and sugar confused people around the world, as any attempt to get it was met with failure. Captkirby’s anger at the food specifically created to annoy him was so great that it awoke life in the fossils of a tyrannosaur, who rose from the ground as a zombie. After eating a few brains, it went after the food in an undead wrath. The tyrannosaur tried to get the cheese for days with no success, with neither the tyrannosaur nor the cheese willing to give up. Finally, the tyrannosaur took a giant tree and smashed the bag and block to pieces; the aura surrounding the food had been broken.
Winner: zombie tyrannosaurus rex
A lemon-juice-thrower with an automatic eye-targetting system and a rate of fire of 3 lemons per second (it actually squeezes 6 lemons every 2 seconds). It can hold up to 4 rows of lemons, ie 24 lemons, ie at least 1L20 of juice thrown into the target's eyes in 8 seconds. vs chia pet the size of utah
The makers of Chia pets realized that their products were declining in popularity, so they began thinking of ways to revitalize them. They came up with their finest idea: create a chia pet so large that it could be seen from miles around. With the clay statue nearly finished, they only had to finish the last bit of sculpting. Worried that the monstrosity would ruin their efforts forever, the society of chia pet haters turned to their only weapon, a lemon juice thrower, and activated it. Blinded by lemon juice, the chia pet makers accidentally poured acid instead of glaze on their creation, destroying it.
Winner: A lemon-juice-thrower with an automatic eye-targetting system and a rate of fire of 3 lemons per second (it actually squeezes 6 lemons every 2 seconds). It can hold up to 4 rows of lemons, ie 24 lemons, ie at least 1L20 of juice thrown into the target's eyes in 8 seconds.
The MythBusters vs a single mirror floating aimlessly in space
The mythbusters had disproven supernatural things for years, but nothing prepared them for reports of a UFO seen by dozens of people. In order to prove it was a satellite, they prepared a high-powered telescope to look at it. They soon found that this object was indeed not a UFO, but was a mirror floating in space and reflecting bright light from a mcdonalds logo back to the earth. The mythbusters happily reported their findings, only to realize that the mirror was almost as unexplainable as a ufo would have been. They had failed to disprove this myth, and the mirror continued to orbit over the city.
Winner: a single mirror floating aimlessly in space
Communist Megatron on steroids wearing a fedora. vs recursion
Megatron had a plan. With his stylish fedora he would overthrow the world’s governments, creating a new socialist society. After hijacking a TV station and appealing to the masses, the US government decided he had to be stopped immediately. They captured him and shipped him to an off-country prison. Megatron wasn’t deterred yet, however. He began giving speeches to his fellow prisoners, who each conveyed them on to other prisoners in a recursive manner until the entire facility was convinced he was right. The prisoners overthrew their guards and headed to Greenland, establishing a new communist home.
Winner: Communist Megatron on steroids
the square root of -1 vs the narrow spiral staircase leading to the roof of Jack Nicholson's mansion
Nicholson sat at his typewriter, thinking about the next line for his book. He decided to ask his wife and child for advice on what direction the plot should head. Leaving his study, he encountered a ghostly bartender with a knife, whom he fled from. He decided to lose the spirit by taking his spiral staircase to the roof.
As he neared the top of the flight of stairs, Nicholson realized the situation was worse than he thought. The house had gone far beyond summoning spirits and had started to bend the laws of reality itself. The staircase he was on twisted impossibly, since it was now composed of imaginary rails. Nicholson desperately leapt off the stairs. Meanwhile, unable to cope with being half real and half theoretical, the staircase bent into itself in a pocket dimension.
Winner: the square root of -1
DBZ mafia was bad all around for the Z-warriors, with Goku dying before he could ever unleash his ultimate move and the power of /o\ remaining unutilized. Goku always finds a way to prevail, however, and he left his power behind for others to use when the situation arose. This power was vital when GGFan, leader of the trolls, decided to attack smogon with a barrage of non-stop alternate accounts. The only way smogon could hope to defend itself was with Goku’s power. After gathering the leftover energy and taking more power from many people, Cyzir launched a spirit bomb at the Alternative, which had only one defense left: a giant toilet the size of Africa. The spirit bomb was too powerful to be flushed away, however, and it clogged and finally exploded, destroying the Alternative in the process. Smogon had been saved again.
Winner: cyzir visheen and /o\
The maximum torture in 147 countries, a CaptainKirby speech. VS the cast of street fighter in the old west
The cast of Street Fighter faced captkirby in an Old Western duel. Captkirby stood undeterred against their special moves, explaining to each of them how they were all examples of puerilism. Shaken by the speech, Ryu prepared to launch a hadouken, but the speech had already made its impact. The cast was discouraged from continuing, and they decided to find something better to do than finish the Western show-down.
Winner: Captkirby speech
take THAT HD
DEGGIR
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