Silly Things You've Seen In Other Metagames

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-274787707
I swear this is the most stupid thing I've ever seen. I'll let somebody else to do the stupidness list, but honestly, this replay is THAT bad.

btw thdhted is this replay at the same silliness level than that of your BH replays?
I got this.
Finneon, later revealed to have Agility.
Smeargle with Sketch, no other moves, and a Life Orb. Also, TIL Life Orb affects Struggle.
Gengar using Astonish and Lick on Smeargle. It would have also used Payback, but Smeargle was already dead.
Haunter ever, outspeeding and using Toxic on Gengar.
Gengar responding to that by using Explosion.
Haunter flung its Gengarite!
Rotom-Fan is hurt by its Black Sludge!
Haunter used Shadow Punch!
Rotom-Fan used Swift! On Haunter.
Captivate+Curse+Powder Snow+Ancient Power Leftovers Piloswine.
Sharpen Cryogonal spamming Rapid Spin at +1, and managing to kill Piloswine with it.
Heliolisk using Sandstorm, but not having Sand Veil. It also had Electric Terrain, Magnet Rise (so much for taking advantage of that), Dragon Tail, and Berry Juice.
Air Balloon Weezing using Haze with no boosts in play.
Scolipede with Protect, no Speed Boost, Hidden Power, and minimum happiness Return.
Truant Durant passing a Superpower stat drop to Aggron.
Aggron using Dig when it knows Scolipede has Protect. It later used Harden, which is 100% outclassed by Iron Defense. Not that it needs either. Also used Fire Blast on the aforementioned Finneon. You can probably guess who won that skirmish.
Weezing using Incinerate, destroying Finneon's Petaya Berry. Well, at least it wasn't Aguav Berry.
Durant used Attract on Scolipede switching in. And it worked.
A couple of turns later, Durant uses Cut, allowing Finneon to finish it off with Surf (which it probably should have done several turns earlier when it was at +2) and end this shitshow of a battle with a win for lefty.
 
Sorry to say this, but your team is actually pretty bad and almost qualifies for this thread itself. For one, there's no HP Water Klefki, which is necessary to beat Numel. For another, Fake Out + Roseli Berry Smeargle is just bad outside of doubles/triples.
To be fair I just settled a new standard for stupidity no one runs Numel for a good reason, and this replay is bad too.
 
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-274787707
I swear this is the most stupid thing I've ever seen. I'll let somebody else to do the stupidness list, but honestly, this replay is THAT bad.

btw thdhted is this replay at the same silliness level than that of your BH replays?
Idk, It's pretty darn bad. I know! Lets put it towards other forum members on which replay is the worst. Most votes(vote when you post) wins. Seem fair? Others are allowed to enter their own stupidest replays as well, but they can't vote for their replay. The time in which the replay occurs doesn't matter as long as it's stupid.

Recap of stupidest replays EVAR

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/balancedhackmons-140420879 Vote name: BH Pros
You can list these can't you? Because EVERYTHING is wrong with this

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/balancedhackmons-141291745 Vote name: Even Worse
Somehow manages to be worse than the one before


http://pokemonshowdown.com/replay/smogondoubles-88203035 Vote name: #Hyperbeam Pinsir

This one is mostly so people can remember one of the worst Doubles battles in history.
 
Ooh, ooh, let me go through my posts and find the Gems! There's plenty of them!

We'll start with this one from my 500th post, which I requested outside help on, but seeing as dsm77773 posted an even worse one...
  • (L) Minimize Cute Charm Clefable. Cacturne somehow manages to get by it, not once in six turns being immobilized by love. Looks like this one's taken. Clef also can't count to +6, or forgets that Minimize raises evasion by two stages.
  • (R) Special Fearligatr, with a Sitrus Berry.
  • (L/R) Okay, not every Mega Mence is going to carry Fire Blast. Trouble is, if you're going to surprise somebody, make sure you actually hit them.
  • (L) Mega Snow with Ice Beam. With an ability that gives you perfect-accuracy Blizzards and a typing that guarantees you're pretty much never staying in for longer than five turns, you have no excuse.
  • (L/R) Air Balloon Donphan. Huh? Gardevoir CMs after nailing it on the switch, apparently unaware that some Donphan carry Gunk Shot. She finds this out the hard way.
  • (L) Yet Another Torrent Greninja, with HP Fire, swiftly felled by Heracross.
  • (L) Air Balloon Scizor, with Brick Break (Superpower much?), although Acrobatics was a decent touch. (Maybe going for an item that could be quickly tripped, but still, why not a Sitrus?)
  • (R) Banette is outsped and unable to Destiny Bond and bring Talonflame down.
Some other recent highlights:

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-269249928
The Giga Impact/Attract Milotic had to be the worst.
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-269249928
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-264364975
Cats versus miscellaneous animals, and it's a doozy.
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-264364975
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-260474325
That Blastoise, and it's all downhill from there.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-253557114
Choiced Serperior. That alone had me rolling.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-249289534
What's worse: Ash teams or the people using Ash teams?

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-250253969
The off-stat madness still gets me.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-247885892

That moment when you lose to a poorly-played and poorly-built Ash team.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-242084526
Friendship may be Magic, but this team sure isn't.
 
Idk, It's pretty darn bad. I know! Lets put it towards other forum members on which replay is the worst. Most votes(vote when you post) wins. Seem fair? Others are allowed to enter their own stupidest replays as well, but they can't vote for their replay. The time in which the replay occurs doesn't matter as long as it's stupid.

Recap of stupidest replays EVAR

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/balancedhackmons-140420879 Vote name: BH Pros
You can list these can't you? Because EVERYTHING is wrong with this

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/balancedhackmons-141291745 Vote name: Even Worse
Somehow manages to be worse than the one before


http://pokemonshowdown.com/replay/smogondoubles-88203035 Vote name: #Hyperbeam Pinsir

This one is mostly so people can remember one of the worst Doubles battles in history.
Challenge accepted.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-274787707
Vote name: Are you even playing Pokémon???
By michaeloche

Finneon, later revealed to have Agility.
Smeargle with Sketch, no other moves, and a Life Orb. Also, TIL Life Orb affects Struggle.
Gengar using Astonish and Lick on Smeargle. It would have also used Payback, but Smeargle was already dead.
Haunter ever, outspeeding and using Toxic on Gengar.
Gengar responding to that by using Explosion.
Haunter flung its Gengarite!
Rotom-Fan is hurt by its Black Sludge!
Haunter used Shadow Punch!
Rotom-Fan used Swift! On Haunter.
Captivate+Curse+Powder Snow+Ancient Power Leftovers Piloswine.
Sharpen Cryogonal spamming Rapid Spin at +1, and managing to kill Piloswine with it.
Heliolisk using Sandstorm, but not having Sand Veil. It also had Electric Terrain, Magnet Rise (so much for taking advantage of that), Dragon Tail, and Berry Juice.
Air Balloon Weezing using Haze with no boosts in play.
Scolipede with Protect, no Speed Boost, Hidden Power, and minimum happiness Return.
Truant Durant passing a Superpower stat drop to Aggron.
Aggron using Dig when it knows Scolipede has Protect. It later used Harden, which is 100% outclassed by Iron Defense. Not that it needs either. Also used Fire Blast on the aforementioned Finneon. You can probably guess who won that skirmish.
Weezing using Incinerate, destroying Finneon's Petaya Berry. Well, at least it wasn't Aguav Berry.
Durant used Attract on Scolipede switching in. And it worked.
A couple of turns later, Durant uses Cut, allowing Finneon to finish it off with Surf (which it probably should have done several turns earlier when it was at +2) and end this shitshow of a battle with a win for lefty.

My own adding: Smeargle outsped Gengar.


Ok, my own recap:

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-252528294
Mono-Raticate, Shroomish, weird sets, strange plays when Jirachi was about to sweep, the chat, the nicks, hax...

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-252635485
A true gem, LC mons with pathetic moves. The team is facing has also some odd choices for movesets.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-252985416
Merry Christmas!

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/inversebattle-253187578
Inverse is a dead metagame, but still I managed to find this replay. Tentacruel alone 6-0es a LC team.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-254200163
This may be the second most stupid replay I posted.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-254644796
"Baton Pass to Bidoof" battles.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/proteanpalace-254809986
This is not stupid, but anyway. That moment when you realize you're not the only one stealing Joshz teams.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-258517421
Wow. Hustle FEAR. That's retardedly dumb.
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/balancedhackmons-259809464
Uugh... this...

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/customgame-260456166
Wtf? Are this your in-game teams?

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-260841670
A really crazy match, let's see...
Linoone got the Belly Drum! It's gonna sweep, nothing can stop it! Until it decides to Extreme Speed a Sableye and gets burned.
Then, Sableye Tricks an Eelektross and gets an Assault Vest, but don't worry, Eelektross will knock it off for you!
After that Gothitelle tries to trap it (despite Sableye being a Ghost-type...) only to get trolled by its target.
Now a Sableye ditto happens. Our trolly Sableye gets the burn first on the switch, but then the other Mega Evolves and bounces Taunt.
Volcarona comes in while Mega Sableye Nasty Plots, but then gets greedy with boosts and ends up Shadow Sneaking it. So you are at +3 SpA and burned, but oh you are just packing physical attacks! Well done (#Sarcasm).
Volcarona starts a Fiery Dance sweep. Notice that an unboosted Extreme Speed from a burned Linoone is weak as fuck.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-262404893
Shitmons (Ivysaur, Stantler, Mantine), Ancient Power Tyranitar, Torrent Greninja outsped by Mega Absol and Turn 18.
by jordanthejq12

Turn 18
The opposing Greninja used Surf!
Stantler lost 56.0% of its health!
Stantler used Return!
The opposing Greninja lost 56.5% of its health!
The opposing Greninja fainted!
Stantler restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
kkjhhui sent out Charizard!
Pointed stones dug into the opposing Charizard!
The opposing Charizard fainted!
kkjhhui sent out Dragonite!
Pointed stones dug into the opposing Dragonite!
The opposing Dragonite fainted! (From rocks)
★YoyleMudkip:oh my
kkjhhui sent out Ivysaur!
The opposing Ivysaur is hurt by the spikes!
The opposing Ivysaur fainted! (From spikes)


http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-264225281
This replay led to thdhted first challenge.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-268282453
Lefties Eevee with Protect + Last Resort.
 
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Wonder skin sigilyph lol
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/monotype-275342666
Braixen and flareon on one side, with dedenne and clefairy on the other.
Flareon was actually putting in work there. Then Arcanine managed to stall out Florges. That was interesting.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/tiershift-275410796
Sun in Tier Shift, which may be the only time Cherrim can actually work out.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/sketchmons-275408537
Apparently, you are not safe from GeoKiss in Sketchmons. And it would have worked, had it mot been for a critical Ice Shard. Some bad shit talk here too.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-275407993
A 5 mon team actually winning, thanks to Arcanine haxing Cosmic Power Sigilyph and Flame Body Rocky Helmet Rapidash, among other things.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/eos-monotype-103131
Tailwind Mandibuzz does not outspeed Scarf Victini. At least, not without speed investment.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-275407649
Iron Ball Steelix trying to set up rocks when a) they were already up and b) Mega Absol was out.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/monotype-275407864
Liquid Ooze gets a kill. Also, switching in Weezing on a +1 Mega Gyarados is not a smart idea. Especially when it has Earthquake.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-275415379
SubDisable Gengar is a set I haven't seen much this gen, although it certainly works against dumb teams.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ounomega-275413283
Kinda cheating here with OU No Mega, but this battle has Muk, Hypno, Head Smash Nidoking (TIL it gets that) some type chart fails, and dat Weavile set.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/pandora-randomhaxmons-2676551
The randbat generator does some odd things with respect to Haxmons. It can give you a bunch of Stone Miss users, or it can give you Waterfall Floatzel, which is immune to Scald burns and sweeps.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/1v1-275416549
Yet another reason why Ambipom sucks. Especially when Adamant and staring Mega Metagross in the face.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-275418666
DD Hydro Pump Gyarados, and when you're using Trick Room, it helps to actually be slower than stuff. Looking at you, Hoopa-U.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-275419189
Mega Venusaur sweeps a team of (mostly) dragons, including Secret Power normal Altaria.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/monotype-275417848
If you're going to AgiliPass (what is this, DPP?) to Mega Camerupt, it helps to get rid of stuff like Sand Rush Excadrill.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/monotype-275416985
Trick Rotom-W with... Stick. Okay then. Also featuring 3 Head Smash misses and 2 Explosions, plus Dig Air Balloon Raichu.
 
Because I feel like bringing up the highlights from my replays.




http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/balancedhackmons-140420879 BH Pros
Highlights here:
Literally everything except rayquaza here is bad/unusable, including the moves.
Roar of Time Solrock. Nice base 55 sp. atk there
PRESENT jirachi, with dive to complement it.
Blast Burn Dusclops.
An odd facsination with covet.
Type chart? What's that? Lets keep spamming ineffective moves. They'll work eventually, right?


http://pokemonshowdown.com/replay/balancedhackmons-141291745 Even Worse
Highlights:
MORE type chart ignorance
Calm mind, PHYSICAL Growlithe
Electabuzz has dragon rage. It uses it once, then dies to Giga Impact Porygon 2
Cotton spore/Conversion/head smash/Leaf Storm Grumpig. most random moveset ever
The most top percentage rattata ever, it managed to learn how to use luster purge and acid.
FLATTER. that is like one of those moves that everyone forgot existed. A move so bad that even the noobs won't use it.
Claydol, haxxing half a team to death, and trying to commit suicide via healing wish.
And of course honorary mentions to the rest of the teams and their movesets.
 
No replay but the other day, I battled a Nidorino in Sketchmons with Hone Claws/Gunk Shot/Sucker Punch/?. I switched into Chandelure as he used Hone Claws, then ohkoed with sucker punch. I switched in Altaria, mEvoed, almost killed with EQ, and then died from a gunk shot.
 

T.I.A.

formerly Ticktock
No replay but the other day, I battled a Nidorino in Sketchmons with Hone Claws/Gunk Shot/Sucker Punch/?. I switched into Chandelure as he used Hone Claws, then ohkoed with sucker punch. I switched in Altaria, mEvoed, almost killed with EQ, and then died from a gunk shot.
I'd pretty much sure that was a Hustle Nidorino.
 
Testing a team made by Zangooser, but I did so on my testing alt which is still at 1000 elo in AG, lust for fun. This means...

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-276059905
Don't even bother watching this, there's nothing. But I wonder what's Tropius doing.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-276060595
You know switching exists, right? Otherwise you're so passive this happens... Also Close Combat used on Zapdos, and Return-less Mega Pinsir.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-276063526
- Aerial Ace / Brick Break / Draco Meteor Mega Garchomp using Brick Break on Drifblim, and Draco Meteor twice in a row, also weird Mega Evolution timing.
- Regular Rayquaza, as Garchomp's the Mega.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-276066104
The whole team is made of shitmons.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-276066399
- FEAR sand team with two Giratina-O attached.
- Hippopotas using Double-Edge on Drifblim, and lvl1 Double-Edge Hippopotas ever.
- Giga Impact Mega Tyranitar.
★Classyrules:you win, this is boring
Oh, and this:
★Classyrules:good going dude, good strategy
Should I take this seriously coming from a guy with that team?

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-276071693
- FEAR Pumpkaboo (Trick Room / Toxic / Destiny Bond).
- Frisk Goth

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-276073620
A dragons team, feat. the infamous Roar of Time Dialga.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-276075281
This is so wrong on so many levels...

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-276075992
OK...

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-276076273
Was that a fast Milotic?
 
Because I feel like bringing up the highlights from my replays.




http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/balancedhackmons-140420879 BH Pros
Highlights here:
Literally everything except rayquaza here is bad/unusable, including the moves.
Roar of Time Solrock. Nice base 55 sp. atk there
PRESENT jirachi, with dive to complement it.
Blast Burn Dusclops.
An odd facsination with covet.
Type chart? What's that? Lets keep spamming ineffective moves. They'll work eventually, right?
Is there a reason for the level 1 mons?
 
If nobody's forgotten about Skill Cup and its skillful silliness (a whole batch of priceless replays are on page 93), a friend of mine and I played a couple matches. The results are hilarious.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/aqua-skillcup-3626

Medicham smashing itself with its own Waterfall on turn 3

Tri Attack doing absolutely nothing except making Petilil put a Curse on itself on turn 4

A series of humorous events on turn 6

Haxorus hitting itself with a critical Shadow Punch (which did like 5%), activating its own Anger Point in the process, on the very next turn

Barrier gone wrong on turn 8

Noble Roar doing stuff on turn 9

Super Fang actually doing what it was supposed to do on turn 10

My Wynaut getting owned by a super-effective Agility to the face on turn 15

Said Agility killing its user, Tornadus, with recoil damage

Finneon using Lick on itself on turn 19, and burning itself with it

Sweet Kiss paralyzing on turn 22

Fennekin protecting itself from itself on turn 26, and a super OP burn that lost me the game


http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/aqua-skillcup-3632

Spore pretending to be Dragon Tail on turn 1

Houndoom killing itself with its own Reversal on turn 6

Gunk Shot fail on turn 7

One hell of a Weather Ball on turn 10

A strong Flower Shield and an even more powerful unleashing of energy on turn 17

Whismur being ready to help itself on turn 19

A giant ball of fail on turn 20

Clutch healing on turn 23

A Water-type Mach Punch evaporating in the harsh sunlight, and odd weather patterns on turn 25

Roar of Time doing stuff on turn 27

Another giant ball of fail on turn 29

Tail Glow not helping at all on turn 30

Submission making me have to recharge on turn 34

Watchog eating its Flame Plate on turn 36, and me going "WTF" over it the turn afterwards

Shell Smash fail on turn 38

Volcarona's Blizzard putting it to sleep on turn 39, Watchog being dragged out on the same turn, and Self-Destruct which only made me invisible, also on the same turn

One hell of a case of poison healing on turn 40

Quiver Dance also not helping at all on turn 42

Mega Kick pretending to be a better Swords Dance on turn 43

Milk Drink gone wrong on turn 44

More failure on turn 45

Volcarona bypassing its own Protect and killing itself with a critical super-effective Brine to end the match on turn 46, and four (count 'em, four) errors
 
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/almostanyability-276616578
Battle between Jrdn and NOC AAA started!
Jrdn sent out Diancie!
Go! Snorlax!
Turn 1
The opposing Diancie's Diancite is reacting to Jrdn's Mega Bracelet!
The opposing Diancie has Mega Evolved into Mega Diancie!
Snorlax used Protect!
Snorlax protected itself!
The opposing Diancie used Return!
Snorlax protected itself!
Snorlax was badly poisoned by the Toxic Orb!
Turn 2
Snorlax, come back!
Go! Cofagrigus!
The opposing Diancie used Return!
It doesn't affect Cofagrigus...
Cofagrigus was badly poisoned by the Toxic Orb!
Turn 3
★Jrdn: right
★Jrdn: i always forget
The opposing Diancie used Explosion!
It doesn't affect Cofagrigus...
The opposing Diancie fainted!
Cofagrigus used Calm Mind!
Cofagrigus's Special Attack rose!
Cofagrigus's Special Defense rose!
Jrdn forfeited.

Edit: http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/almostanyability-276617888
His team isn't the worst, but his comments show ignorance. CM Deo-D is borderline silly as well.
 
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Alright, so currently in the voting for stupidest Replay in all of OMs we have:
http://pokemonshowdown.com/replay/anythinggoes-274644499 jordanthejq12 's dumb minimize clefairy replay

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-274787707
dsm77773 's Are you even playing Pokémon??? Replay

and my two

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/balancedhackmons-140420879 BH Pros Replay

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/balancedhackmons-141291745 Even Worse Replay

InvisibleWater 's
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/mixandmega-253642833
Sablenite Starmie vs. the world


Joshz 's
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-276985510
Well this is... something.




Please, submit your dumbest replay soon!
I think I'll start the vote sometime today
 
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