http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-278095878
Okay, I don't want to do this one. Highlight: Brave Bird+Aerial Ace normal Pidgeot.
Lefty had a water mono without rain (until the other Kyogre came in) Aqua Tail over Waterfall on its physical hitters, and an Amnesia Wailord Resting without Sleep Talk or a Chesto (which still took hits alright; I guess a 170 HP stat will do that for you). Righty had the aforementioned Pidgeot, a special Electivire (Thunder, no less, which hit),
Brick Break/EQ non-Scarfed normal Kyogre, and a
Hyper Beam/Psychic Mega Diancie that swung on its first turn out without going Mega. (And it got Toxic'd that turn, which was completely avoidable.)
Oh, and the last exchange. Wailord, because of that massive 170 HP stat and presumably defensive investment, looks set to Rest-stall its way through the rest of the match. From turn 31 (comments [bracketed]):
Turn 31
The opposing Savage used
Brick Break!
Wailord lost 23.7% of its health!
Wailord woke up!
Wailord used
Rest!
Wailord fell asleep!
Wailord slept and became healthy!
Turn 32
The opposing Savage used
Brick Break!
Wailord lost 25.2% of its health!
Wailord is fast asleep.
Wailord restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
Turn 33
The opposing Savage used
Brick Break!
Wailord lost 23.2% of its health!
Wailord is fast asleep.
Wailord restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
Turn 34
The opposing Savage used
Brick Break!
Wailord lost 24.6% of its health!
Wailord woke up!
Wailord used
Toxic!
The opposing Savage avoided the attack! [Well, that sucks.]
Wailord restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
Turn 35
The opposing Savage used
Earthquake!
Wailord lost 34.2% of its health!
Wailord used
Toxic! [Mispredict? Concession of defeat? Who knows?]
The opposing Savage was badly poisoned!
Wailord restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
The opposing Savage was hurt by poison!
Turn 36
The opposing Savage used
Earthquake!
Wailord lost 17.8% of its health!
Wailord fainted!