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1) muh-murkrow ;_;
2) swagger
3) FREKIN HAX IN LIKE ALL MY MATCHES LITERALLY A MATCH IS BETWEEN ME AND MY OPPONENT NOT BETWEEN ME AND FREKIN PARACRITFUSION SERIOUSLY I FIND MYSELF FIGHTING 2 BREAK THROUGH PARA MORE THAN MY OPPONENT'S DEFENSES GAHH
Mek it STAHP pls ;_;
3) knock off
Swagger's almost certainly getting the ax in OU, and blara said he'd ban it in LC if it did. Meditite...Isn't broken. Banning it due to the possibility of it being broken in the future is a bad precedent to set.