not to be pretentious but yall should really read this… C.H.A.T. (Come Here for All Talk)

say what you want about LTG, but he's such a good storyteller


he just shook this out of his sleeve. The little pause before "garggles" is so well done to keep comedic tension
 
Yung Dramps said:
The trailer for the new Doom is yet more proof that robot/sci-fi armor + cape is a completely unmatched aesthetic and objectively raw every time without fail
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I've seen the Slayer's pelt and I was like "holy shit that is fucking raw"

And then there was the chainsaw shield. And then the dragon. And I was like "holy shit that is fucking raw"

adjectivenoun said:
He's legitimately a master of improvisational comedy. He just uses his abilities to do...that.
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It's sad honestly. Most other lolcows seem incapable, but Dale genuinenly shows a lot of abiity in terms of storytelling and improvisational comedy

If he confronted his insecurities and his self-hatred, got some more education and just started appearing on stage in comedy clubs or got into writing, man would be genuinenly successful. But that's one of these what-ifs that will never happen. It's like thinking about what would've happened with Chris Chan if they were given up for adoption instead of being raised by wholly incapable parents
 
Local Dog said:
It's sad honestly. Most other lolcows seem incapable, but Dale genuinenly shows a lot of abiity in terms of storytelling and improvisational comedy

If he confronted his insecurities and his self-hatred, got some more education and just started appearing on stage in comedy clubs or got into writing, man would be genuinenly successful. But that's one of these what-ifs that will never happen. It's like thinking about what would've happened with Chris Chan if they were given up for adoption instead of being raised by wholly incapable parents
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He's found his own sort of success, though. People pay him good money to beat him in fighting games and get banned from his stream. He's basically a professional clown. I don't know if it's actually enough income to live off of, but it seems like a pretty good deal for a guy who doesn't mind being a laughingstock for much of the Internet.
 
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I subjected you all to my incomprehensible movie and game preferences, now it's time for literature. This one's easily the most normal of the trilogy
 
I am flying to Africa today

I saved up 10 years for that, from my teen allowance, to my first salary, to the money I got on my 23rd birthday

I hope I won't get eaten there. And if so, preferably by a hippo, they just kill. Those African spotted wild dogs, man fuck these guys, I don't want nothing from them
 
Local Dog said:
I am flying to Africa today

I saved up 10 years for that, from my teen allowance, to my first salary, to the money I got on my 23rd birthday

I hope I won't get eaten there. And if so, preferably by a hippo, they just kill. Those African spotted wild dogs, man fuck these guys, I don't want nothing from them
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Aw man that's my childhood dream... Oh well, hope you have fun! Oh, and one thing, make sure to use plenty of insect repellent, you don't want the insects biting you all over.
 
Local Dog said:
I am flying to Africa today

I saved up 10 years for that, from my teen allowance, to my first salary, to the money I got on my 23rd birthday

I hope I won't get eaten there. And if so, preferably by a hippo, they just kill. Those African spotted wild dogs, man fuck these guys, I don't want nothing from them
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I hope that you enjoy your trip! I've never been, but I've heard that the wildlife is really something.
 
Jungle cruiser said:
Aw man that's my childhood dream... Oh well, hope you have fun! Oh, and one thing, make sure to use plenty of insect repellent, you don't want the insects biting you all over.
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been mine too since figuring out that giraffes AND elephants live there

don't give up on your dreams. I needed 10 years to get enough funds for this trip. But now I am writing this comment from Zimbabwe. Take baby step after baby step, even 20 dollars saved up every month can be enough for a short, pre-packaged trip where you can see elephants and lions after 5-6 years

Also, when you're down there in northern hemisphere's summer, it's winter down there. Which is great for the temps, but the sun will also go down early. Which is really weird, imagine the sun going down at 6 in... June
 
The more I think about it the more and more astounding it is that Forces is the modern Sonic fanbase's bogeyman and not Rise of Lyric. The sheer amount of damage the Boom initiative did is utterly incalculable. Usually with these franchise-derailing disaster entries they don't exist in a vacuum, i.e. if you look back far enough you find that the seeds for the crisis were planted many years prior (Battlefield 2042, Fallout 76, and of course Sonic 06 itself). No such thing for RoL. That one game genuinely pulled out the fucking anti-life equation on every scrap of good will Unleashed, Colors and Generations created and sent the talent pool that made those games what they were to the unemployment lines from the financial fallout. Forces was merely a symptom, and Frontiers was the desperate fight for survival from an essentially post-apocalyptic Sonic Team whose grossly underfunded and understaffed efforts miraculously resonated just enough with audiences to dispel the corporate notion that Sonic was a diseased bush league franchise which this game created.

I'm serious dude, I just get angrier the more I grasp the full scope of this catastrophe. It's to the point where I'm starting to resent even the Boom cartoon: I'm sorry to say it, but that show which produced those moderately funny clips I see on Youtube from time to time simply wasn't worth it. There was a time not too long ago where when asked what the dream Sonic game was, the default fan response was "Generations but with all original stages". You can thank Boom for that being just another lost future in a series filled with lost futures. But hey, I guess that clip of Knuckles critiquing feminism was totally lol xd, so let's dump the Two Minutes Hate on Infinite and all the other casualties in Forces.
 
I do not understand this phenomenon either. At least Sonic Forces was remotely functional. Isn't the problem with forces is that its levels were short and a bit bland? Another thing sonic Forces has over RoL is that the former actually looks good
With Rise of Lyric, the levels are not only bland but they are just SO AWFUL to even feast your eyes on
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Just... BLEHURGEYURGH
 
nitchenkightmares said:
I do not understand this phenomenon either. At least Sonic Forces was remotely functional. Isn't the problem with forces is that its levels were short and a bit bland? Another thing sonic Forces has over RoL is that the former actually looks good
With Rise of Lyric, the levels are not only bland but they are just SO AWFUL to even feast your eyes onView attachment 640055

Just... BLEHURGEYURGH
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I forgot about how ugly those red crystals were. Awful.
 
phoopes said:
of all things that fuck up your tongue this is top tier

just like how captain crunch crunch berries fuck up the roof of your mouth
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honestly i feel like sour patch kids are usually worse. those things feel like knives on your tongue if you eat like 4 of them
 
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