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I hate the word "predict". A lot.

I think it started when people said that the Simpsons predicted the Trump presidency and genuinely believed that there was some crazy voodoo magic attached to it

The Simpsons has hundreds of episodes. Them making a reference that happens to have become true isn't in any way, shape or form special. Trump was already a very public figure long before he announced his candidacy, after all. They also made an episode that played in 2010 and made references to a third and fourth world war. Where is the attention on that?

It's similar to how Nostradamus made hundreds upon hundreds of predictions that were all vague. Would be a lot weirder if none of them ever applied than if some could be fitted into events that have transpired

A lot of predictions are just the status quo that was present at the time of the media's inception that didn't change. Marvin Gaye talking about police brutality didn't predict shit, it was already a thing back then. And a lot of other predictions are just kinda forced on current events. Like media shows a war in the future, and that somehow predicted our current state, but like, wars happen. Video essays that say "dude BO2 totally predicted our world", no it didn't

There is some art that made very poignant predictions based on the trajectory of things at the time of their creation. Videodrome, The Truman Show, Metal Gear Solid 2. But they didn't forecast specific events, rather cultural, historical and political changes that could be very well seen by informed individuals. It's like Samuel Butler who saw in the 19th century how people became more dependent on machines and foresaw a lot of our modern world, where we are completely dependent on technology
 
not really. first of all, this assumes you're running unbreakable strength, which, while a great charm, isn't a one size fits all charm. second of all, even with unbreakable strength, if they drop from the other side of the screen, you cant really get to them in time. and when three start dropping shit starts to hit the fan. you can get overwhelmed surprisingly easily.
fragile/unbreakable strength is probably the only charm I consider absolutely mandatory alongside quick slash of just how incredibly useful 1.5x damage is. This charm could cost 6 slots and I'd still run it, if you aren't running it you're running hard mode. If you aren't running strength, you're most likely using that extra slot space for something like mark of pride or shaman stone both of which happen to be pretty great in this fight too. Plus, it's not like letting the enemies fall down ends the fight- 80% of the time it's just a baldur or hopper anyway that roll over to you for free soul. You can use the soul from these enemies to kill the slightly more annoying aspid enemies. And if all else fails, you can just use your shadow dash to kill the aspid anyway and restart the process. Unless you get really unlucky with like 5 aspids in a row this is a basically a no-skill hitless strat. I don't think the collector fight is particularly hard any way you slice it.
 
fragile/unbreakable strength is probably the only charm I consider absolutely mandatory alongside quick slash of just how incredibly useful 1.5x damage is. This charm could cost 6 slots and I'd still run it, if you aren't running it you're running hard mode. If you aren't running strength, you're most likely using that extra slot space for something like mark of pride or shaman stone both of which happen to be pretty great in this fight too. Plus, it's not like letting the enemies fall down ends the fight- 80% of the time it's just a baldur or hopper anyway that roll over to you for free soul. You can use the soul from these enemies to kill the slightly more annoying aspid enemies. And if all else fails, you can just use your shadow dash to kill the aspid anyway and restart the process. Unless you get really unlucky with like 5 aspids in a row this is a basically a no-skill hitless strat. I don't think the collector fight is particularly hard any way you slice it.
That's kind of why I lost interest in doing much with the pantheons even though I get a lot of enjoyment out of boss rush modes in other games. Want to have a distinct build for some variety when grinding things out? Screw you, run quick slash and like it.
 
I think it started when people said that the Simpsons predicted the Trump presidency and genuinely believed that there was some crazy voodoo magic attached to it

The Simpsons has hundreds of episodes. Them making a reference that happens to have become true isn't in any way, shape or form special. Trump was already a very public figure long before he announced his candidacy, after all. They also made an episode that played in 2010 and made references to a third and fourth world war. Where is the attention on that?
Trump also briefly tried to run for President in 2000. It wasn't a shot in the dark; it was a topical quip.
 
A lot of predictions are just the status quo that was present at the time of the media's inception that didn't change. Marvin Gaye talking about police brutality didn't predict shit, it was already a thing back then. And a lot of other predictions are just kinda forced on current events. Like media shows a war in the future, and that somehow predicted our current state, but like, wars happen. Video essays that say "dude BO2 totally predicted our world", no it didn't

There is some art that made very poignant predictions based on the trajectory of things at the time of their creation. Videodrome, The Truman Show, Metal Gear Solid 2. But they didn't forecast specific events, rather cultural, historical and political changes that could be very well seen by informed individuals. It's like Samuel Butler who saw in the 19th century how people became more dependent on machines and foresaw a lot of our modern world, where we are completely dependent on technology
i always found the idea of media 'predicting' things to be a kinda insulting way of analyzing. for instance, the ideas from 1984 still being relevant today should show that it's a good critique of authoritarianism. the idea that it was trying to predict anything makes it come off like the assumption is that orwell just went "lol wouldn't it be crazy if the government was bad" when writing it.
jay bauman of redlettermedia had a really good quote when talking about "they live", "it's not that it's more relevant. it's equally relevant because nothing changes"
 
I get why the artstyle of the Cell and Buu saga gets a lot of praise but I think DB characters looked the best in the late OG and Saiyan arcs

They were muscular but not excessively so. They looked healthy and athletic, instead of steroid abusers. Their faces were also just... idk, better? The looked overly masculine and angular in later DBZ

Like, when I look at Goku and Piccolo fighting, I see two master martial artists fight. When I see Cell and Goku fight, I feel like they'll oil up each others pecs at any moment and transition to gay pornography with how excessively masc they look
 
I get why the artstyle of the Cell and Buu saga gets a lot of praise but I think DB characters looked the best in the late OG and Saiyan arcs

They were muscular but not excessively so. They looked healthy and athletic, instead of steroid abusers. Their faces were also just... idk, better? The looked overly masculine and angular in later DBZ

Like, when I look at Goku and Piccolo fighting, I see two master martial artists fight. When I see Cell and Goku fight, I feel like they'll oil up each others pecs at any moment and transition to gay pornography with how excessively masc they look
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DING DING DING DING DING DING DING

The Saiyan arc is where Toriyama's art peaked. Vegeta never has and never will look better than this. Goku never has and never will look better than this. I would tear heaven and earth asunder for Dragon Ball to look like this just one more time.
 
Daredevil Born Again, more like Flopdevil the Same Story again lmao gottem

Me complaining about current MCU is not anything new, in fact I'm not even following it rn, but I liked the Netflix show, and with this being advertised as the continuation I had to watch it. But now we're at the halfway point of the season and all I can say is "maaaaaan what a downgrade". It's just really difficult to care about Matt giving up on being Daredevil and his "is it ok to kill or not?" when we've already seen a lot of this stuff in the previous show. The action scenes don't pack the punch they used to, and I don't know if this is to blame on the direction or the troubled production (or both?). Also episode 5 REALLY sucks, just a padded bank heist with constant "connected MCU" reminders. (Episode 3 innocent, but I'm not really trusting Disney in concluding well that storyline)

If you told me like 1 year ago that it's going to be the Agatha show which clears all of the new Marvel shows I wouldn't believe you lol

(Episode 3 innocent, but I'm not really trusting Disney in concluding well that storyline)
Why do I even bother...

I haven't seen a more applicable definition of Hype Moments and Aura than this fucking show in a good while...

I swear you not, after a whole season of showing how awful and corrupt the police force is, Matt ends the season-
forming a resistance of good cops TM against the eeeevil cops

Well there goes any hope for a Season 2 comeback:totodiLUL:
 
Spit in my face why don’t you, Mr. “Woop”


His section on the most hated gen 1 pokemon takes aim at my beloved Jynx, and he even takes a shot at her in the Gen 2 section as well. Posting here because this is absolutely a hot take, we here on Smogon actually appreciate the diva that is Jynx. I haven’t looked at the comments yet but I imagine other keyboard warriors are going to bat for my queen too
 
That's kind of why I lost interest in doing much with the pantheons even though I get a lot of enjoyment out of boss rush modes in other games. Want to have a distinct build for some variety when grinding things out? Screw you, run quick slash and like it.
For the pantheons the most consistent charm builds don’t necessarily use Quick Slash. Since the pantheons are a gauntlet instead of a one off fight the best builds are heal builds. For example, the charm set-up: Deep Focus, Quick Focus , Grubsong, Shape of Unn, Nailmasters Glory pretty much guarantees you enter every fight with full HP as you straight up regenerate more HP than the most of bosses can take.
 
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Winter proper (December to February) are much less shit than November

In December, there's a very tangible goal post of the winter solstice. You can get through it thinking (just a few days, then the days get longer again) and new years eve is an opportunity to reset things with the new year that comes. Like it's tuff, but it's like the end of a marathon

January and February are nice as you can observe the days becoming slowly longer. By mid February, the days are okay in length

But November? It's already dark and you are so far removed from the solstice. It's like the half to three quarters point of a marathon. You are tired but you know there's still so much left

So yeah fuck November
 
Winter proper (December to February) are much less shit than November

In December, there's a very tangible goal post of the winter solstice. You can get through it thinking (just a few days, then the days get longer again) and new years eve is an opportunity to reset things with the new year that comes. Like it's tuff, but it's like the end of a marathon

January and February are nice as you can observe the days becoming slowly longer. By mid February, the days are okay in length

But November? It's already dark and you are so far removed from the solstice. It's like the half to three quarters point of a marathon. You are tired but you know there's still so much left

So yeah fuck November
All the months when it's football season are good.
 
bacon is ok but it's on millenials for gaslighting the world into thinking it's amazing

millenials being into avocado and quinoa but also being into old people food like bacon or burgs always confused me
Avocado toast is delicious, quinoa is worse rice
 
Winter proper (December to February) are much less shit than November

In December, there's a very tangible goal post of the winter solstice. You can get through it thinking (just a few days, then the days get longer again) and new years eve is an opportunity to reset things with the new year that comes. Like it's tuff, but it's like the end of a marathon

January and February are nice as you can observe the days becoming slowly longer. By mid February, the days are okay in length

But November? It's already dark and you are so far removed from the solstice. It's like the half to three quarters point of a marathon. You are tired but you know there's still so much left

So yeah fuck November
personally my ranking is December, November, January, February
No breaks in January so November is better. February over January if it snows like this year otherwise it’s just some yucky slush and overcast
And rain too. Still cold though
 
Dunno how hot of a take this is (posting this because a lot of shows have done at least one) but I generally dislike whole-plot references / episodes over-reliant on shout-outs in cartoons. They can be done well (Dexter's Laboratory's Mock 5 for Speed Racer and Phineas and Ferb's Wizard of Odd for The Wizard of Oz are great because the writing is top-notch for both) but more often than not it's a thinly-veiled excuse to steal the premise of another work because the writers don't want to put in much effort. Codename: Kids Next Door, as much as I like it, was so frequent with its pop culture references I'm surprised the creators didn't get plagiarism accusations (they had two full-length Star Wars parodies! oh man so clever!)
 
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There is no "bad pokemon", all pokemon are redeemable in some way whether you like it or not. I firmly believe that every pokemon has a fan out there, including the popular people like to bash on for being ugly and unlikeable like Jynx and Bruxish (although I don't think we have to worry about the Jynx hate here, that diva seems to get some love). Every pokemon has something about them that makes them likeable and redeemable in some way to at least one person out there. Do not get me started on the Simisear hate I constantly see. New hot take for this post Simisear is true peak pokemon.
 
There is no "bad pokemon", all pokemon are redeemable in some way whether you like it or not. I firmly believe that every pokemon has a fan out there, including the popular people like to bash on for being ugly and unlikeable like Jynx and Bruxish (although I don't think we have to worry about the Jynx hate here, that diva seems to get some love). Every pokemon has something about them that makes them likeable and redeemable in some way to at least one person out there. Do not get me started on the Simisear hate I constantly see. New hot take for this post Simisear is true peak pokemon.
Simisear's design isn't the thing that deserves hate. In fact, none of the monkeys deserve hate really.

No, my main problem with Simisear is...Pansear itself in BW1. Pre-Gen VI Incinerate is borderline unplayable, and is the main reason it ended up in C in our list (in contrast to Panpour's A and Pansage's B tiers).

Simisear is an okay mon once you get Flame Burst, but it had the bad luck to get that right around the same time you get Darumaka, meaning the only real thing Simisear has over it is "do you want a more reliably accurate mon for the next couple gyms?"
 
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I just don't like most of gen 9 mons

I can't even explain why, I just think they look weirdly corporate, like they're made from plastic and I don't like the color schemes

I used to like the scarlet paradox mons but now I just feel like they're pokemon but dinosaur for the most part

I like Tinkaton, the starters, Lokix, Finizen + Palafin, Ogerpon, the box legends and that's kinda it. The rest I just find okay to forgettable. I dislike Baxcalibur very much, I find him to be very generic and I think he's the most boring pseudo legend
 
I just don't like most of gen 9 mons

I can't even explain why, I just think they look weirdly corporate, like they're made from plastic and I don't like the color schemes

I used to like the scarlet paradox mons but now I just feel like they're pokemon but dinosaur for the most part

I like Tinkaton, the starters, Lokix, Finizen + Palafin, Ogerpon, the box legends and that's kinda it. The rest I just find okay to forgettable. I dislike Baxcalibur very much, I find him to be very generic and I think he's the most boring pseudo legend
I have seen many people say this, especially directly after SV release, and I get where you and everyone else are coming from (especially with the Baxcalibur thing, I think it's the most forgettable pseudo legend yet sadly), this is how I feel with gen 8 honestly, I am not one to hate any pokemon but like with SWSH, I don't strongly like any of them (Aside from Cinderace and Enamorus), I think as we get new games, the pokemon that come with them are bound to be more corporate and less like the pokemon we would see in older generations. While there are, in theory, endless ideas for new pokemon, the way they will handle them are going to be different, I think it also matters how the games themselves look, I am a believer that we should go back to 2D games.
 
I have seen many people say this, especially directly after SV release, and I get where you and everyone else are coming from (especially with the Baxcalibur thing, I think it's the most forgettable pseudo legend yet sadly), this is how I feel with gen 8 honestly, I am not one to hate any pokemon but like with SWSH, I don't strongly like any of them (Aside from Cinderace and Enamorus), I think as we get new games, the pokemon that come with them are bound to be more corporate and less like the pokemon we would see in older generations. While there are, in theory, endless ideas for new pokemon, the way they will handle them are going to be different, I think it also matters how the games themselves look, I am a believer that we should go back to 2D games.
what we really need is b&w remastered, ive been literally feenin for this ever since bdsp came out
 
I just don't like most of gen 9 mons

I can't even explain why, I just think they look weirdly corporate, like they're made from plastic and I don't like the color schemes

I used to like the scarlet paradox mons but now I just feel like they're pokemon but dinosaur for the most part

I like Tinkaton, the starters, Lokix, Finizen + Palafin, Ogerpon, the box legends and that's kinda it. The rest I just find okay to forgettable. I dislike Baxcalibur very much, I find him to be very generic and I think he's the most boring pseudo legend
i think the most boring pseudo legend is dragnoite beacuse it dds twikce and then i lose :(
 
Modern Pokémon isn't easier for the most part (Friendship, no set mode in SV), it's just players growing up and getting better at the game.

Most major trainers in the series (Sans Gen 7) have the same IV spreads (Champions usually have 30 IVs across the board minus SV's (But that's because Sada and Turo are the final bosses)). The reason it seems easier is because fans are more experienced plus the fact that grinding is less of a pain than it used to be back in the 2D games.
 
There is no "bad pokemon",
I firmly believe that every pokemon has a fan out there...
Every pokemon has something about them that makes them likeable... in some way
I disagree with these takes because these ideas are different and can coexist. You can say some Pokemon are bad, and still agree they have fans and have things that make them likable. You can disagree with the first and agree with the second. (Coincidentally, this is what I believe.) All you need to believe for this is that:

1) Pokemon can have negative traits in addition to positive traits,
2) The negative can outweigh the positive, and
3) Popularity is different from quality (people can like things that are bad).

I agree with all of these claims.

I'll use Rhyperior as an example. I think Rhyperior is bad, but I understand why people like it.

I think people like Rhyperior, even though I think it is bad, because it has relatively surface level positive traits. It's big and strong and manly, and it has some spikes and stuff, spikes and stuff are cool. If you look at Rhyperior and don't think hard about its existence, it gives a positive impression.

However, to me, Rhyperior has several negative traits, which become more apparent the more you think about it. I will explain this, and by extension why any given Pokemon can be bad. The core of my argument is this. When you think about them more, Rhydon's design/concept sends a clear, focused message with its design, while Rhyperior is unfocused and undermines itself.

I use and focus on the original Pokemon's sprites here because I want to evaluate them as they were made, without being limited by any concessions to future graphical requirements or new stylistic directions.

:rb/rhydon:

Looking at Rhydon makes something perfectly clear. This is a pocket monster that will run you down and trample you without a second thought. The design elements work together to communicate this. Its vertical stance towers over the ground. It's built solid, like a rock, like a mountain. Look at that tree trunk torso and legs! Its thick tail also evokes a Godzilla-like behemoth. You're more likely to win the Goldenrod lottery than topple this behemoth. Its narrowed, angry, focused, forward-facing eyes make obvious that it considers you some kind of enemy, even if you don't rise up to the level of "threat", as does its scowl. For all I know, you just looked at it wrong. But may God have mercy on your soul.

Maybe you like cute, friendly Pokemon, so this raging beast isn't really your cup of tea. And that's totally cool. I'm right with you there – some of my favorites are Alcremie, Minun, and Ledian. But even if Rhydon doesn't specifically appeal to my tastes, I can appreciate the craft in making it. And, even though it's not my personal favorite, I think it's pretty freaking cool.

:dp/rhyperior:

When I look at Rhyperior and take the time to think about it, there are clearly some ideas cooking.

Its shoulder spikes seem like blades, its tail like a club, its hand cannons like... cannons. There's some kind of weapon emphasis. This Pokemon is less about trampling you with brute strength like Rhydon, taking a more passive, reactive stance preparing to receive blows. This aligns with the Protector integrated into its design, giving it what seems to be a helmet and some scattered protection elsewhere, suggesting it's preparing to get hit and counter attack. It's almost like Rhyperior is even more dangerous than Rhydon because it's using these advanced techniques versus just raw might.

I think these ideas, on paper, look great. It builds on Rhydon with a new and natural progression, finding a creative new way to add danger and menace. Rhyperior won't just take you down, he's ready for whatever you've got and knows how to disassemble you.

Here are the problems when going from ideas to execution, where I think this messaging gets muddied.

1) The weapons are inherently awkward.

don't know how he's ever hitting me with that stubby tail. Those shoulder blades look totally unwieldy. His hands being cannons means it's awkward for him to grab or punch me. In contrast, I definitely believe Rhydon can run in a line, and whatever was standing there will be gone.

2) The weapons are used awkwardly.

Whenever you look at Pokedex or flavor for Rhydon, there are two weapons it emphasizes. Mostly its hand cannons, and, to its lesser extent... its natural horn that it already had. Its horn can be used as a drill, but that's just as true for Rhydon, if anything more so. What is the point of this broad weapon theming if it's going to focus on one new weapon and the horn it already had? I'll also note that the hand cannons feel a bit "tacked onto" the design – they aren't visually prominent, and I can't even see them in the sprite I added – which makes this awkward use even worse to me.

3) The Protector / "armor" is inherently awkward.

First, Rhydon's hide already looked impregnable. Why are we adding more stuff onto it to make it even more impregnable? I could understand if the grafted material was something important and sensible in its own right – maybe Rhydon found new metals in its environment and got additional elemental resistance from that, for example. However, the Protector is very arbitrarily "thrown out there" as this evolution tool of unknown substance for a Pokemon that was already very protected.

Next, I put "armor" in quotes because the Protector is far from full body armor. The helmet area is pretty complete, but the torso is just one belt, and elsewhere are just scattered patches to the... knees and groin. Okay. Why is this important protective armor so incomplete? Rhyperior simultaneously looks bulky and slow – the Protector is said to be very stiff and heavy – while not looking very protected.

4) The Protector / "armor" is used awkwardly.

The part of Rhyperior that gets the most flavor emphasis is its ability to shoot projectiles, from its hand cannons. If it knocks some enemy out with a shot rock, it doesn't need to take hits from them, which makes armor less important. Rhyperior's design is all about slow, ponderous bulk, but projectile + heavy armor is generally a bad idea with poor synergy. You'll note medieval knights, not archers, went into battle with a full suit of plate armor. There are definitely exceptions, e.g. poking out from behind walls or armor to shoot your projectile (think a pavise, a slit in a castle wall, or cover in a shooter), or bulk being necessary to process very large projectiles (think a catapult or trebuchet). Rhyperior isn't these exceptions, though. Notably, its projectiles are small – rocks, not boulders – and a bulky tail or arm spikes wouldn't help it shoot large rocks anyway.

5) Rhyperior's intelligence is used awkwardly.

There is a lot of messaging from Rhyperior suggesting it is smart. Its use of weapons and (non-natural) armor, and its reactive fighting technique, certainly seem more sophisticated than Rhydon's blunt force trauma and natural rocky hide. On Rhyperior, the Protector looks like human clothing – a helmet, knee pads, and a cup / crotch guard. This makes Rhyperior look more human like, and suggests it might work around humans wearing similar equipment – doing construction work, perhaps? Helping clear open tunnels for miners? Even its items name, the Protector, suggests a more mature, helpful, defensive role than Rhydon's rampages. Also, Rhydon uses walking upright to show more intelligence than the foolish Rhyhorn, and Rhyperior keeps that trend up. Evolutions are normally smarter than their pre-evolutions, anyway.

Is Rhyperior serving some kind of more humanlike, sapient role in its environment, or working with humans, for this to make sense?

No.

Literally the opposite. It's actively dumber than Rhydon and all it does is fight. Why is there all this intelligence setup just to do the opposite?

6) Where do we go from here? Like with Rhydon, Rhyperior's vibe is something I was never that into. I'm not really into macho, bulky guys like it. However, unlike with Rhydon, where I appreciate the craft and enjoy the guy as being super cool, Rhyperior just makes me confused and annoyed. It has lots of cool ideas with potential in another context, but as is, it's clumsy and self-defeating to me, so I can't really appreciate it. In fact, I anti-appreciate it, because it takes the spotlight away from Rhydon, who I believe is better.
 
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