Smogoff Summits Everest

[Dead by Daylight]

3 turns until you die from the snowstorm.

 

[Let's go shuckles]

3 turns until you die from the snowstorm.

Why am I going to die from the snowstorm if my passport has expired and I've been kicked out of the country. This is some bullshit.

 

[shadowpea]

i move the sun closer to give us better access to its warming rays

 

[solrock the great]

i stab the sun and take its place in the cosmos

 

[Dead by Daylight]

i move the sun closer to give us better access to its warming rays

17 or higher to succeed
It's a 12. You burn up in the sun's rays as you approach it.

i stab the sun and take its place in the cosmos

17 or higher to succeed
It's an 18! You successfully depose the sun. However, since only half of you is illuminated, the snowstorm threatens to kill you all faster.

1 action remains until you die.

 

[Let's go shuckles]

I start a troll farm to overthrow the government of Nepal so I can get a new passport.

 

[Mechalico]

i get in the tent, zip it closed, and get warm in a thermal sleeping bag

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

i put on my robe and wizard hat

 

[Lightniong]

i tech my pet yeti to stop the snowstorm

 

[Dead by Daylight]

i get in the tent, zip it closed, and get warm in a thermal sleeping bag

10 or higher to succeed
You roll a 11. You successfully evade the snowstorm.

i put on my robe and wizard hat

5 or higher to succeed
It's a 14. You now have a robe and hat equipped, but those will slow you down.

i tech my pet yeti to stop the snowstorm

18 or higher to succeed
It's a 6. Your pet yeti gets fed up and heads up the mountain to where you cannot see them.

 

[Lightniong]

i start a buisness selling snow and I become rich

 

[vishy fishy]

I kidnap someone and use them as a sacrifice to calm the snow gods

 

[Dead by Daylight]

i start a buisness selling snow and I become rich

17 or higher to succeed
It's a 5. Your snow melts and becomes worthless.

I kidnap someone and use them as a sacrifice to calm the snow gods

There is nobody on the mountain except you, so this fails.

 

[shadowpea]

i leave the mountain, book a hotel and get myself a mug of hot chocolate

 

[vishy fishy]

17 or higher to succeed
It's a 5. Your snow melts and becomes worthless.

There is nobody on the mountain except you, so this fails.

I use myself as the sacrifice

 

[Lightniong]

I set solrock the great on fire to impress my pet yeti into coming back

 

[vishy fishy]

Wait are we all the same person

 

[TheMantyke]

I win

 

[vishy fishy]

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I win

I tap 2 islands to cast counterspell

 

[solrock the great]

I set solrock the great on fire to impress my pet yeti into coming back

hey thanks man, this will really help me keep heating the earth. turns out being the sun is hard work

 

[TheMantyke]

I tap 2 islands to cast counterspell

I tap a mountain to no wait damnit fuck I’m falling

 

[Dead by Daylight]

i leave the mountain, book a hotel and get myself a mug of hot chocolate

No.

 

[Dead by Daylight]

I set solrock the great on fire to impress my pet yeti into coming back

13 or higher to succeed, 4 or lower for critical failure
It's a 2! Not only do you fail to set solrock the great on fire, you accidentally end up self-immolating. I guess that's game over for you.

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I win

Sadly, you fell off the Hillary Gap on your mad dash to the top and died. Better luck next run.

 

[Lightniong]

13 or higher to succeed, 4 or lower for critical failure
It's a 2! Not only do you fail to set solrock the great on fire, you accidentally end up self-immolating. I guess that's game over for you.

Sadly, you fell off the Hillary Gap on your mad dash to the top and died. Better luck next run.

i pay 15 smogdollars to revive

 

[Dead by Daylight]

i pay 15 smogdollars to revive

you don't have a smogbank account, therefore you cannot pay any money