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Smogoff Summits Everest

Let's go shuckles said:
my lawyer
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are there any lawyers on a radio frequency of 144 to 148 MHz?
I've done some research from the comfort of the top of the mountain and it turns out there isn't internet or anything
you can't just phone someone up, you need to radio someone?
so. the possibility of getting a lawyer hinges on three (count em) facts
1. There's a lawyer on the mountain
2. The Lawyer will work for free
3. The Lawyer will have a working radio.
Let's say, for sake of this arguement, there's a lawyer (it's a hard profession to get into and there aren't a lot but they are loaded on cash so being here isn't too far of a stretch), and let's also say, they have a working radio (because they're climbing mount everrest. If they ever rest they're gonna ever rest in peace... so naturally you'd wanna tap out your will and make sure none of it goes to your brother that you hate more than you hate god for putting you into this world of misery). Point is they have both. The real question is. Will they work for you, for free?
In the cases of most lawyers the answer is no. They work for money, and in the case of this guy, he's climbing everest. Of course he's not gonna waste his vacation on you.
However. Let's say they're an avid fan of going Shuckles every once in a while. It's not too far of a stretch. Shuckles is a decently popular pokemon from the biggest franchise on earth. So they decide to work for free!
Great!
Now how are you going to get down from the mountain. Let's say for the sake of arguement, you both work together to get down from the mountain, reverse peak style. You both get down, hand in hand, when suddenly you realise you are clinging onto the love of your life. They, too, have also realised that they are into you. Shucklers stick together. So, as you climb down the mountain, you take a flight out of the country to your love's parent's house. Their mother approves but their father doesn't. You show him a picture of shuckle and his mind changes faster than a speeding bullet.
Fast Foward 15 years. You are happily married, you have 3 wonderful children (Janet, Mary, and Derick), and you live in a decently nice house. Your life is perfect.
Then you remember. "Hang on a minute. I FORGOT TO SUE!"
Quickly, you hop onto the internet, call over your love, and beg them to help you on this case. They accept. You've been together for 15 years. You're always going to stick together.
You learn that the company went out of business 5 years ago, the CEO found Dead by Daylight in a parking lot. Still, you want to sue. You want compensation. It doesn't matter where it comes from. You just want it.
You tell your love that if they don't help you on this case that you're leaving. After 15 years of perfect harmony your dynamic hits a snag and you instantly break it off. Janet is devestated. Mary is upset. Derick eats another crayon. Your partner gets the kids, fucking typical. You should have known they would have used their powers against you. You don't even get weekends. You search around for another lawyer, anyone willing to take the case.
You find no one.
No one is coming to help you.
No one wants to help you.
You are alone.
And so, crying your eyes out,
You book another trip back to the mountain.
15 years older in age. But not in spirit.
You take a step into the snow and the memories hit you hard. Your heart yearns for what you had.
It's cold.
It's so cold.
You fall down onto the snow. You decide to take a rest. Just a short rest.
Short becomes Long.
Long becomes Forever.
You become yet another victim of the mountain.
 
BestDatrix said:
are there any lawyers on a radio frequency of 144 to 148 MHz?
I've done some research from the comfort of the top of the mountain and it turns out there isn't internet or anything
you can't just phone someone up, you need to radio someone?
so. the possibility of getting a lawyer hinges on three (count em) facts
1. There's a lawyer on the mountain
2. The Lawyer will work for free
3. The Lawyer will have a working radio.
Let's say, for sake of this arguement, there's a lawyer (it's a hard profession to get into and there aren't a lot but they are loaded on cash so being here isn't too far of a stretch), and let's also say, they have a working radio (because they're climbing mount everrest. If they ever rest they're gonna ever rest in peace... so naturally you'd wanna tap out your will and make sure none of it goes to your brother that you hate more than you hate god for putting you into this world of misery). Point is they have both. The real question is. Will they work for you, for free?
In the cases of most lawyers the answer is no. They work for money, and in the case of this guy, he's climbing everest. Of course he's not gonna waste his vacation on you.
However. Let's say they're an avid fan of going Shuckles every once in a while. It's not too far of a stretch. Shuckles is a decently popular pokemon from the biggest franchise on earth. So they decide to work for free!
Great!
Now how are you going to get down from the mountain. Let's say for the sake of arguement, you both work together to get down from the mountain, reverse peak style. You both get down, hand in hand, when suddenly you realise you are clinging onto the love of your life. They, too, have also realised that they are into you. Shucklers stick together. So, as you climb down the mountain, you take a flight out of the country to your love's parent's house. Their mother approves but their father doesn't. You show him a picture of shuckle and his mind changes faster than a speeding bullet.
Fast Foward 15 years. You are happily married, you have 3 wonderful children (Janet, Mary, and Derick), and you live in a decently nice house. Your life is perfect.
Then you remember. "Hang on a minute. I FORGOT TO SUE!"
Quickly, you hop onto the internet, call over your love, and beg them to help you on this case. They accept. You've been together for 15 years. You're always going to stick together.
You learn that the company went out of business 5 years ago, the CEO found Dead by Daylight in a parking lot. Still, you want to sue. You want compensation. It doesn't matter where it comes from. You just want it.
You tell your love that if they don't help you on this case that you're leaving. After 15 years of perfect harmony your dynamic hits a snag and you instantly break it off. Janet is devestated. Mary is upset. Derick eats another crayon. Your partner gets the kids, fucking typical. You should have known they would have used their powers against you. You don't even get weekends. You search around for another lawyer, anyone willing to take the case.
You find no one.
No one is coming to help you.
No one wants to help you.
You are alone.
And so, crying your eyes out,
You book another trip back to the mountain.
15 years older in age. But not in spirit.
You take a step into the snow and the memories hit you hard. Your heart yearns for what you had.
It's cold.
It's so cold.
You fall down onto the snow. You decide to take a rest. Just a short rest.
Short becomes Long.
Long becomes Forever.
You become yet another victim of the mountain.
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Gonna be real. I didn't read this but considering I already got kicked out of the country and left on a plane in this thread. I'm going to go out on a limb and say this is fake news.
 
BestDatrix said:
are there any lawyers on a radio frequency of 144 to 148 MHz?
I've done some research from the comfort of the top of the mountain and it turns out there isn't internet or anything
you can't just phone someone up, you need to radio someone?
so. the possibility of getting a lawyer hinges on three (count em) facts
1. There's a lawyer on the mountain
2. The Lawyer will work for free
3. The Lawyer will have a working radio.
Let's say, for sake of this arguement, there's a lawyer (it's a hard profession to get into and there aren't a lot but they are loaded on cash so being here isn't too far of a stretch), and let's also say, they have a working radio (because they're climbing mount everrest. If they ever rest they're gonna ever rest in peace... so naturally you'd wanna tap out your will and make sure none of it goes to your brother that you hate more than you hate god for putting you into this world of misery). Point is they have both. The real question is. Will they work for you, for free?
In the cases of most lawyers the answer is no. They work for money, and in the case of this guy, he's climbing everest. Of course he's not gonna waste his vacation on you.
However. Let's say they're an avid fan of going Shuckles every once in a while. It's not too far of a stretch. Shuckles is a decently popular pokemon from the biggest franchise on earth. So they decide to work for free!
Great!
Now how are you going to get down from the mountain. Let's say for the sake of arguement, you both work together to get down from the mountain, reverse peak style. You both get down, hand in hand, when suddenly you realise you are clinging onto the love of your life. They, too, have also realised that they are into you. Shucklers stick together. So, as you climb down the mountain, you take a flight out of the country to your love's parent's house. Their mother approves but their father doesn't. You show him a picture of shuckle and his mind changes faster than a speeding bullet.
Fast Foward 15 years. You are happily married, you have 3 wonderful children (Janet, Mary, and Derick), and you live in a decently nice house. Your life is perfect.
Then you remember. "Hang on a minute. I FORGOT TO SUE!"
Quickly, you hop onto the internet, call over your love, and beg them to help you on this case. They accept. You've been together for 15 years. You're always going to stick together.
You learn that the company went out of business 5 years ago, the CEO found Dead by Daylight in a parking lot. Still, you want to sue. You want compensation. It doesn't matter where it comes from. You just want it.
You tell your love that if they don't help you on this case that you're leaving. After 15 years of perfect harmony your dynamic hits a snag and you instantly break it off. Janet is devestated. Mary is upset. Derick eats another crayon. Your partner gets the kids, fucking typical. You should have known they would have used their powers against you. You don't even get weekends. You search around for another lawyer, anyone willing to take the case.
You find no one.
No one is coming to help you.
No one wants to help you.
You are alone.
And so, crying your eyes out,
You book another trip back to the mountain.
15 years older in age. But not in spirit.
You take a step into the snow and the memories hit you hard. Your heart yearns for what you had.
It's cold.
It's so cold.
You fall down onto the snow. You decide to take a rest. Just a short rest.
Short becomes Long.
Long becomes Forever.
You become yet another victim of the mountain.
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wow thats a lot of words
 
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