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Smogoff Summits Everest

I start a troll farm to overthrow the government of Nepal so I can get a new passport.
15 or higher to succeed, 2 or lower for a critical failure
It's a 6. No 4channers join your attempt.
I roll to delete the thread. That's right, not close, but to delete it altogether. I felt like gambling this specifically.
20 to succeed, 5 or lower for a critical failure
It's a 1! Wow, our first 1 of the game. You end up deleting yourself.
i play lysandre's trump card and reset the entire timeline of events in this thread
19 to succeed, 6 or lower for a critical failure
It's a 3! Damn, dice were brutal today. You end up resetting yourself to a world where you were never born, thus rendering yourself unable to play the card.
 
Wait do u actually roll stuff or do u make stuff up

Also how do u tag people?
I roll an online D20.
so wait if i took the sun's place, what does this mean for the solar system? is there just a dead star lying at the base of everest now?
Yes, alongside a man on fire. You’re on the Kangshung face now.
 
surely then we should be more concerned with a lack of a living star in our solar system + a dying star that crashed into a earth, then with climbing some mountain

anyways i try to get a living relative to start a cult
 
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