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Smogoff Summits Everest

I start a troll farm to overthrow the government of Nepal so I can get a new passport.
15 or higher to succeed, 2 or lower for a critical failure
It's a 6. No 4channers join your attempt.
I roll to delete the thread. That's right, not close, but to delete it altogether. I felt like gambling this specifically.
20 to succeed, 5 or lower for a critical failure
It's a 1! Wow, our first 1 of the game. You end up deleting yourself.
i play lysandre's trump card and reset the entire timeline of events in this thread
19 to succeed, 6 or lower for a critical failure
It's a 3! Damn, dice were brutal today. You end up resetting yourself to a world where you were never born, thus rendering yourself unable to play the card.
 
Wait do u actually roll stuff or do u make stuff up

Also how do u tag people?
I roll an online D20.
so wait if i took the sun's place, what does this mean for the solar system? is there just a dead star lying at the base of everest now?
Yes, alongside a man on fire. You’re on the Kangshung face now.
 
surely then we should be more concerned with a lack of a living star in our solar system + a dying star that crashed into a earth, than with climbing some mountain

anyways i try to get a living relative to start a cult
 
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Everests summit is in Nepal being a Nepalese citizen means that you wouldn't need any visa or valid passport to climb it
Well, seeing as Let's go shuckles is reportedly 125 years old and Nepal's independence was only achieved after that date, it is safe to assume they are not a Nepalese citizen and would thus need a climbers' passport to get into the country.

surely then we should be more concerned with a lack of a living star in our solar system + a dying star that crashed into a earth, than with climbing some mountain

anyways i try to get a living relative to start a cult
17 to succeed, 10 or lower for critical failure.
It's an 11. Your cult is shut down by the Nepalese government.

can i roll to get back into the thread
19 to succeed, 9 or lower for critical failure
It's a 8. Not only are you not allowed back in, you are now no longer allowed to come within the vicinity of good Smogoff threads.

I ask my local Sherpa porter if hed like to temporarily trade box legendaries so I can complete the Pokedex
12 to succeed, 3 or lower for critical failure
It's a 15. Your Sherpa and you pull out your GameBoys and successfully trade box legendaries, and it turns out both of you completed the Pokedex with that.
 
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