Smogoff Summits Everest

[Gekokeso]

I roll to delete the thread. That's right, not close, but to delete it altogether. I felt like gambling this specifically.

 

[Adeleine]

i didn't think a challenge to summit mount everest would end with you setting yourself on fire

 

[chroma_2903]

i play lysandre's trump card and reset the entire timeline of events in this thread

 

[Let's go shuckles]

i play lysandre's trump card and reset the entire timeline of events in this thread

This card doesn't hit stuff in the hand or already on the field. Pathetic. Our boy fiber jar from yugioh does though.

 

[Quoise]

I jump good

 

[Dead by Daylight]

I start a troll farm to overthrow the government of Nepal so I can get a new passport.

15 or higher to succeed, 2 or lower for a critical failure
It's a 6. No 4channers join your attempt.

I roll to delete the thread. That's right, not close, but to delete it altogether. I felt like gambling this specifically.

20 to succeed, 5 or lower for a critical failure
It's a 1! Wow, our first 1 of the game. You end up deleting yourself.

i play lysandre's trump card and reset the entire timeline of events in this thread

19 to succeed, 6 or lower for a critical failure
It's a 3! Damn, dice were brutal today. You end up resetting yourself to a world where you were never born, thus rendering yourself unable to play the card.

 

[Let's go shuckles]

15 or higher to succeed, 2 or lower for a critical failure
It's a 6. No 4channers join your attempt.

Why'd I get a good event from rolling poorly?

 

[vishy fishy]

Wait can I fuse :solrockthegreat: with :lets go shuckles:

 

[vishy fishy]

Idk how to do this

 

[Dead by Daylight]

Wait can I fuse :solrockthegreat: with :lets go shuckles:

16 to succeed, 8 or lower for critical failure
It's a 5. Your attempt fails, leaving both solrock the great and Let's go shuckles lifeless on the mountainside.

 

[Dead by Daylight]

I jump good

I'll grant this as a success, but please note you are still at the bottom of the mountain.

 

[vishy fishy]

Wait do u actually roll stuff or do u make stuff up

Also how do u tag people?

 

[solrock the great]

16 to succeed, 8 or lower for critical failure
It's a 5. Your attempt fails, leaving both solrock the great and Let's go shuckles lifeless on the mountainside.

so wait if i took the sun's place, what does this mean for the solar system? is there just a dead star lying at the base of everest now?

 

[Dead by Daylight]

Wait do u actually roll stuff or do u make stuff up

Also how do u tag people?

I roll an online D20.

so wait if i took the sun's place, what does this mean for the solar system? is there just a dead star lying at the base of everest now?

Yes, alongside a man on fire. You’re on the Kangshung face now.

 

[solrock the great]

surely then we should be more concerned with a lack of a living star in our solar system + a dying star that crashed into a earth, than with climbing some mountain

anyways i try to get a living relative to start a cult

 

[BestDatrix]

can i roll to get back into the thread

 

[vishy fishy]

surely then we should be more concerned with a lack of a living star in our solar system + a dying star that crashed into a earth, then with climbing some mountain

anyways i try to get a living relative to start a cult

Could I join the cult

 

[Rugi]

I ask my local Sherpa porter if hed like to temporarily trade box legendaries so I can complete the Pokedex

 

[Rugi]

Nobody is available. Your Nepalese passport expires and you are forced to go home. Better luck next time!

Everests summit is in Nepal being a Nepalese citizen means that you wouldn't need any visa or valid passport to climb it

 

[Dead by Daylight]

Everests summit is in Nepal being a Nepalese citizen means that you wouldn't need any visa or valid passport to climb it

Well, seeing as Let's go shuckles is reportedly 125 years old and Nepal's independence was only achieved after that date, it is safe to assume they are not a Nepalese citizen and would thus need a climbers' passport to get into the country.

surely then we should be more concerned with a lack of a living star in our solar system + a dying star that crashed into a earth, than with climbing some mountain

anyways i try to get a living relative to start a cult

17 to succeed, 10 or lower for critical failure.
It's an 11. Your cult is shut down by the Nepalese government.

can i roll to get back into the thread

19 to succeed, 9 or lower for critical failure
It's a 8. Not only are you not allowed back in, you are now no longer allowed to come within the vicinity of good Smogoff threads.

I ask my local Sherpa porter if hed like to temporarily trade box legendaries so I can complete the Pokedex

12 to succeed, 3 or lower for critical failure
It's a 15. Your Sherpa and you pull out your GameBoys and successfully trade box legendaries, and it turns out both of you completed the Pokedex with that.

 

[vishy fishy]

Could I roll to restart the cult but like with mega cool magic and a cat

 

[RainWaiv]

i drink a can of red ball to get wings and fly to the top of the mountain

 

[sheepie]

I use the power of friendship and of believing myself to take 1 step!

 

[mysticmarshtomp]

i would like undo the step that sheepie has attempted should it succeed

 

[vishy fishy]

I would like to keep making Frankenstein fusions my next targets are sheepy and mysticmarshstomp