You get one D tier superpower

[BestDatrix]

I can't make a great ancedote to save my life
anyways. the ability to teleport anyone to where you are but you have to vomit continously for the estimated time it would take to get them there on foot. that's my superpower.
Come up with your own superpower that you think has use but is like extremely niche or is just inferior to something that already exists

 

[sheepie]

the ability to be invisible but only if you go around with an airhorn strapped to your each feet and arms and wearing only a shirt saying "EPIK GAMER", if anyone hears you the power fades

 

[MrAntiMatter_]

The ability to stop time but every movement is extremely painful and potentially lethal because of the friction against the frozen air molecules.

 

[phoopes]

These aren’t D-tier superpowers, they’re A/S superpowers with really bad drawbacks

A D-tier superpower is like “can always guess exactly how many candies are in the jar”

 

[Stellar]

can always guess exactly how many candies are in the jar but you have to vomit continuously for the estimated time it would take to count them by hand

thanks for the guidance, phoopes. Cheers

 

[igiveuponaname]

Can track ants by scent

 

[Let's go shuckles]

The power to answer every question on a test accurately but only receive a D due to intense discrimination from the examiner

 

[Eledyr]

You automatically dodge corners of furniture with your toes but the direction your feet take by dodging is randomized.

Have fun taking the full furniture with your leg instead of just your toe

 

[Tea Guzzler]

when opening packets of food that have the little "pull here" tabs on the corner, the tab never tears off from the rest of the plastic covering, giving you a clean open every time

 

[Voidstarr]

You can always tell which cereal/cookie/chips/etc. pack has the ticket for a bonus weekend holiday in it.

 

[Blizihguh]

You can always tell which cereal/cookie/chips/etc. pack has the ticket for a bonus weekend holiday in it.

This is like C tier at least, cmon now.

I'm going with "the ability to levitate but only three inches off the ground." You can't move in midair either unless you have something to propel you.

 

[Uranium233]

Invulnerability but only when you're not getting injured

 

[Eledyr]

You can run at the speed of the first vehicle you've ever own. If you've never owned any vehicle you become paraplegic

 

[Feldirion]

You can set your hair on fire. The flames don't burn anything else, mind you.
Or you can read people's thoughts, but only the thoughts concerning how much they don't like you.
Or you can see through wall...paper. You can always see what a plain, undecorated wall looks like.
( I can do this all day)

 

[Arcticblast]

your burps are pitch perfect

 

[shnowshner]

when you close your eyes you can see all bugs

 

[BestDatrix]

These aren’t D-tier superpowers, they’re A/S superpowers with really bad drawbacks

Power to insult a stupid socials head without getting firebanned

 

[internet]

power to jack off twice at the same time

 

[vishy fishy]

Power to reverse hrts but it makes you care about people immensely

 

[Mechalico]

can see through any disguise. probably a high B in a world with superheroes. but in a vacuum it's not gonna be that useful

 

[Bog Monster]

Every time you shuffle a deck of cards, the order is the exact same.

 

[Voidstarr]

This is like C tier at least, cmon now.

I'm going with "the ability to levitate but only three inches off the ground." You can't move in midair either unless you have something to propel you.

My argument for D tier is that I feel like they don't really give as many holiday tickets with food packs as they used to. I haven't seen one in ages

 

[BestDatrix]

I'm going with "the ability to levitate but only three inches off the ground." You can't move in midair either unless you have something to propel you.

slept on this
This is way better than D-tier you can nap ANYWHERE

 

[Blizihguh]

slept on this
This is way better than D-tier you can nap ANYWHERE

I can already nap anywhere. Do I have a C tier superpower.....?

 

[Let's go shuckles]

The power to instantly get 5 likes on your smogoff post to boost its initial traction