As for my evolution picks:
Farfetch'd > Guarent'd
I think you mean Absur'd
EDIT: and, on the topic of Absur'd, I think someone mentioned a while back giving it super luck and use of the stick. So, if it were Fighting/Flying, all its moves would have a 33% chance to crit, and Cross Chop would have a 50% chance (as would Slash, but tht would be unSTAB'd if it were fighting/flying). If it got Focus Energy, it could turn all its moves into 50% crits. So you could have Brave Bird / Close Combat / Focus Energy / filler. That would be very interesting.