scary fucking animals (Now NSFW)

[Ramblin Wreck]

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[NatGeo]

That last one, STEELDRAGON, is actually a candiru, a type of catfish.
At least with that description, since that's the only thing i know of that will go up your urethra.

 

[AInfinity]

That last one, STEELDRAGON, is actually a candiru, a type of catfish.
At least with that description, since that's the only thing i know of that will go up your urethra.

SHIT! I just watched a video of that. This will give me nightmares.

 

[WalrusCove]

trapdoor.gif is a fucking awesome gif.

Also I searched camel spider and got this:

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All I can say is GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Are you sure that's not what happens from a brown recluse? I'm pretty sure I've seen that before.
Speaking of which:

Doesn't look like much, but don't fuck with the brown recluse, or (see quoted picture).
I guess anything really venomous scares me the most. I don't know why.

 

[LeooftheInsanity]

Hes all like :D

 

[BlakBlastoise]

I'm pretty sure that thumb picture is from a brown recluse, as EmuMan says. Whenever I take the Oil Field passport class for work, they always show that picture when warning us about brown recluse. It might just be a scare tactic though, so idk.

Anyway, all the good scary ones are already extinct =(

Megalodon:

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Quetzacoatl: Immagine if these fuckers were alive today. One moment you're walking down the street minding your own business, then suddenly it comes (lol) and sweeps you away.

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Giant Sloth: kinda looks like those mini-boss "Stalfos" things from Wind Waker

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Short Faced Bear: also looks like stalfos.

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[Morm]

Leo: that's just a Uroplatus gecko, I think a Satanic leaftail

Emu: Many venoms, when localized, will have that same necrotic effect. Many when NOT localized will still chew a hole through your shit.

blak: Megatherium also had dermal bone that worked like chain mail, apparently

 

[Agonist]

no picture for this one, but anyway, Ursus maritimus tyrannus. Big fucking bear

and

big picture

American Lion

 

[NatGeo]

Oh, wonderful, guess who found some brain parasites?

The parasite

What it can do

These things can kill you, just by living in your brain and restricting blood flow.

 

[DDRMaster]

Ligers are bigger than American Lions and aren't extinct.

 

[Agonist]

Ligers are bigger than American Lions and aren't extinct.

but they haven't ever been found to exist in the wild

 

[Princess Emily]

I hope one of them eggs is a shiny Toxicroak :naughty:

 

[Cartoons!]

My favorite so far is the walrus.

 

[Princess Emily]

Here is a friend of

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[Link973]

wow i am at work and i just found this thread the people around me are all WTF! some granny the worked here almost ploped when she saw what rambling rack posted lmao

 

[omgocd]

Goonch Catfish

 

[WaterBomb]

Hes all like :D

 

[BlakBlastoise]

Goonch Catfish

That guy likes to catch scary fish. Tiger fish:

 

[WalrusCove]

Jesus, Blak, that thing looks like it's got razor-sharp wooden stakes coming out of its gums.

Is this too much to ask?

 

[Chubbs]

Holy cow, look at that thing.

 

[WaterBomb]

Good thing it doesn't learn Superpower, which is super effective against normal-type humans.

 

[WalrusCove]

Good thing it doesn't learn Superpower, which is super effective against normal-type humans.

I'm very hesitant to refer to that guy as a normal-type...

 

[Not Scicky]

That guy likes to catch scary fish. Tiger fish:

The horror!

And Quetzacoatl isn't extinct. It never existed. :/

 

[WaterBomb]

The horror!

And Quetzacoatl isn't extinct. It never existed. :/

Maybe they were referring to the Quetzal, which DOES exist?

 

[NatGeo]