Rapture

[Dan Dan]

how is that ANY better

or any different, even

pretty much the response I got from everyone I told thinking it was awesome..

 

[Mountain Dewgong]

who else thought bioshock

bioshock 2 was overrated.

 

[az]

whoops!!

sorry brodie

 

[Charro]

My mom's birthday is tomorrow

 

[Objection]

 

[cookie]

i'm so doing that

 

[mattj]

My mom's birthday is tomorrow

 

[Aura Guardian]

@cookie: Let us know how it turns out.

Also, I suggest you do it at night, for obvious reasons.

 

[a fairy]

Wait, but if it DOES happen tommorow, A Forum shouldn't be affected, right?!

 

[Mountain Dewgong]

Don't worry guys, it's already the 21st here. I'll tell you how it goes.


gogo apocalyptic theory that disregards time zones. NZ, you were so young. :'(

 

[jrrrrrrr]

Anyone who believes the rapture is real can feel free to donate all their worldly possessions to me.

 

[Aura Guardian]

Oh, I just remembered: Isaac Newton calculated the end would be no sooner than 2060. Do you trust a semi-random guy who predicted 1994 incorrectly, or do you trust the famous genius?

 

[a fairy]

http://donateyouritemstoj7rbeforerapture.com/

 

[Soul-dew]

lmfao :')

 

[a fairy]

cool, nobody gets raptured!

 

[matty]

?

 

[Cooky]

its only 6 fucking dollars for a blowjob, come on guys im good value

thats awful. what would your mother say

 

[Tortferngatr]

I lol'd. Granted Leviticus contains a lot of "overwritten" ideas, but I still lol'd.

Oh, I just remembered: Isaac Newton calculated the end would be no sooner than 2060. Do you trust a semi-random guy who predicted 1994 incorrectly, or do you trust the famous genius?

Isaac Newton is less famously known for his occultic studies. Still going by the "nobody knows except the Father" theory.

who else thought bioshock

Despite never having played that game, yes.

 

[Fatecrashers]

Don't worry guys, it's already the 21st here. I'll tell you how it goes.


gogo apocalyptic theory that disregards time zones. NZ, you were so young. :'(

 

[CaptKirby]

The rapture was really an idea founded from Jewish despair following Rome crushing the fuck out of them. It is never going to happen, ever.

 

[Alaka]

uh

http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqsww/Quakes/usc0003kdh.html

 

[Toothache]

uh

http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqsww/Quakes/usc0003kdh.html

Oh hey, an interesting coincidence. Now, let us see the doomsday peddlers latch onto this as evidence the Rapture is happening, or has happened.

I just like how sure and confident they are claiming this time, the end of the world really is coming. Just gives me a huge smile knowing tomorrow a lot of people are going to be sorely disappointed. What I really don't get is why people are easily swayed by such 'predictions'.

 

[darkie]

Oh hey, an interesting coincidence. Now, let us see the doomsday peddlers latch onto this as evidence the Rapture is happening, or has happened.

I just like how sure and confident they are claiming this time, the end of the world really is coming. Just gives me a huge smile knowing tomorrow a lot of people are going to be sorely disappointed. What I really don't get is why people are easily swayed by such 'predictions'.

i swear i just read this somewhere

 

[Deck Knight]

I will see you all Monday.

 

[Umbreon Dan]

i seem to be the only one who feels this way, but it really isn't nice to make fun of rapture-believers. i know i make fun of stupid stuff constantly, but this is just too easy. it feels too much like kicking puppies...