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DM
- Thread starter Matthew
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I hear Koalas are in a constant state of inebriation, due to the slight alcoholic content of eucalyptus leaves
Koalas will cut you up. Literally.
When I was about 5, I went the zoo with my family. Thing is, this zoo (Lone Pine Koala Sanctuary if you're interested), is famous for its koalas. So I go up, and we speak to the zookeeper. She gives a koala for me to cuddle. The psychopath takes one look at me and BAM! Slashes me across the face. To this day I still feel the cruel sting of a koala's sharp talons screeching on my face. I cry and we go home.
TL;DR Don't fuck with koalas
also whatever you do don't call the koalas koala bears they really dont like it
When I was about 5, I went the zoo with my family. Thing is, this zoo (Lone Pine Koala Sanctuary if you're interested), is famous for its koalas. So I go up, and we speak to the zookeeper. She gives a koala for me to cuddle. The psychopath takes one look at me and BAM! Slashes me across the face. To this day I still feel the cruel sting of a koala's sharp talons screeching on my face. I cry and we go home.
TL;DR Don't fuck with koalas
also whatever you do don't call the koalas koala bears they really dont like it
koalas are JUST as cute as other small mammals such as squirrels, ferrets, and bunnies
i am full supporter of e-koala-ty
Squirrels do not have bulgy faces and are not fat fucks, ferrets are not cute but also lack bulgy faces and are not fat fucks, and bunnies are often fat fucks but do not have bulgy freak faces.
