Smogon High School: The next generation

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Arcticblast said:
Fishy - that cute chick that everbody in school secretly wants to fuck but nobody has the guts to say anything.
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Fatecrashers - Foreign exchange student who most of the time uses physical movements rather than words to communicate

Jumpman16 - That one black kid whose looks make you think, "Just another typical strong, dumb, (BAN ME PLEASE) who talks in ebonics" but actually turns out to be more well- spoken than everyone else you know

Interwebs - The one kid who always tries to have his fucking moment in the spotlight by shittily adding on to a good joke thats already been made. Almost always creates awkward silence until another person makes a good follow-up to the first joke

MrE - Lowest guy in the cool clique

locopoke - The kid who curses and uses the same type of insults he did in the 4th grade
 
TIK: The foreign-looking kid who likes to pretend not to understand his dumbass teachers when they try to tell him what to do and respond by doing something completely irrelevant in order to taunt and confuse her
 
Swaggersaurus: The guy who suddenly grew a beard and biceps aged 12, but still aznt started abusing it
 
Against my better judgment, I'll try to come up with a few...

TIK - The class clown. Full of one-liners and random comments/non sequiturs, but never really more than that. Will always be the guy to draw a penis on the board before the teacher arrives. Like a young Will Ferrell.

DM - The guy that is on some of the sports teams, but doesn't hang out with the other jocks. Typically is the one at parties with the guitar playing "Wonderwall" every ten minutes because someone requested it again.

chaos - That one kid that has been growing a full-blown beard since 5th grade. Most of the school thinks he's Jewish. He's the nice kid that nobody knows that well because he's introverted.

Jumpman16 - Star football player so everyone loves him, but has secret hobbies that he hides from the other jocks because they aren't "cool".

Batpig - That asian kid who tutors all the jocks in math, so he gets to be part of the "in" crowd by association. Also organizes the "Magic: The Gathering" games at lunch.

Hipmonlee - The recent transfer student who is pretty nerdy but the girls still think he's "kinda cute" because of his british accent.

cookie - The sarcastic kid who hates everyone else in school because they are "sheep".

Fishy - is the cute hipster chick that is constantly requesting DM to play "Wonderwall" at parties. Scorns all the popular chicks but is secretly envious of them.

Ramblin Wreck - That kid that still brings a whoopie cushion to school in his bookbag just in case he gets an opportunity to use it.

popemobile - The jock that intimidates the nerds for shits and giggles.

chocolate-kipp - Cat lady in training. Is genuinely nice but very introverted. She's the one that you will sit directly next to in like 4 classes but won't know at all, and years later when you hear her name mentioned you'll be like "oh yeah...I remember her name from high school..."

Swaggersaurus - The "all-around" kid that doesn't really fit in a particular category. Plays some sports, was bullied by popemobile in middle school (and is still bitter about it), and participates in the lunchtime Magic: The Gathering games organized by Batpig.

NixHex - The "sensitive guy" that tries so hard to be friends with all the popular people but just isn't meant to be in that clique. People legitimately like him but nobody seems to remember to invite him to the parties.
 
waterbomb: the guy that wears a shirt that might have been good if it weren't for the fact the print is a printed out image from the internet sewed to it. also occasionally does something cool.
 
monkfish - the kind of guy who goes into an exam completed baked and writes nothing but a smiley face in the answer booklet
 
the interwebs said:
waterbomb: the guy that wears a shirt that might have been good if it weren't for the fact the print is a printed out image from the internet sewed to it. also occasionally does something cool.
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I was convinced perfection didn't exist, til I read this post. Hahahahahahaha!
 
I'd be that guy who noone ever really sees and sometimes they think he's left but no he's just hiding away in the library.
 
Waterbomb - that nerd who always corrects you when you say "man I did so good on that test" and says you did well
 
Ramblin Wreck said:
I googled "John Francis Daley" and the second suggestion was "John Francis Daley gay"...

happy 1796rd post to me
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You expected different from someone whose middle name is "Francis"?

edit: lol firecape. Both descriptions of me have been pretty much dead on
 
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