The Well #2000 - THE_IRON_KENYAN

[internet]

who is your most hated non-wifier on smogon?


who has the best avatar on the forum?

 

[Iamslow]

wouldn't being made of iron slow you down considerably, and therefore nullify the speed related advantages of being Kenyan?

You are also a great storyteller. Have you ever considered pursuing a career in writing?

 

[Minwu]

Play any sports?

Go outside?

 

[Phadunk]

What are your thoughts on Donovan McNabb? And why is he hated on so much by the Eagles fans? (from a fellow Eagles fan, who actually likes McNabb)

 

[His Eminence Lord Poppington II]

aside from the obvious, are you a victim of any other race-associative stereotype

 

[haunter]

Since you said you don't play Pokemon anymore, do you log on Smogon University server just to troll?

 

[SMZ]

If you could have one superpower that's not immensely powerful (like Reality Warping/Manipulation, Energy/Matter Manipulation..etc), what would it be?

What would you describe as your main goal that you desire to achieve in life?

If this is a question, what is the answer?

 

[ithinkchatotisreallyadora]

Do you think the well is self indulgent?

 

[Deck Knight]

How much effort do you generally put into your trolls?

Is Oregon a cold shit place to live?

Why doesn't Oregon have a sports team?

Has your caravan ever capsized when trying to cross a river?

How is my troll execution? I try to master the craft so as to be able to troll one user and respond seriously to another using the exact same set of words. Insight is appreciated.

 

[Lanturn314]

How did you first find smogon?

What was your username before THE_IRON_KENYAN?

Why do you always assume girls on the internet are sluts?

 

[Gorgoroth]

Claims to be a sports fan yet hates soccer pfft.

Is it true that you have a terrible taste in music?

Are you aware that I've always warded off all of your trolling attempts and bested you in any argument we've had that you probably don't even remember?

 

[NatGeo]

do you have any relatives who know of your life on this site

 

[THE_IRON_...KENYAN?]

who is your most hated non-wifier on smogon?


who has the best avatar on the forum?

1. The people who frequent PO chat are the worst

2. RamblinWreck

wouldn't being made of iron slow you down considerably, and therefore nullify the speed related advantages of being Kenyan?

You are also a great storyteller. Have you ever considered pursuing a career in writing?

1. This is a common misconception. Much how like a feather drops slower than a bowling ball because of air resistance, human skin is porous and duplicates a similar effect when ran with. My iron skin closes these porous gaps and makes the air cut right over my body like an arrow thus allowing me to travel even faster than the fastest human being on the planet. Since I have no pores, I must have an incredibly large penis to release the gallons of sweat that pile up in my body.

2. My mom told me I should, and because of that and the fact that I dont know what I want to do, I am taking my first college course on writing.

Play any sports?

Go outside?

1. No

2. Yes

What are your thoughts on Donovan McNabb? And why is he hated on so much by the Eagles fans? (from a fellow Eagles fan, who actually likes McNabb)

Hes got good character. I just started to become a real fan of football like a year ago, but I think eagles fans dont like him because he couldnt get them a superbowl. Its not all his fault though, he had a weapon like terrel owens for only one year and fell victim to the madden curse. Before the 2004 season he didnt have fucking any weapons at all. I mean, what were they thinking? Right when he gets owens, hes right there at the superbowl if I can remember correctly.

aside from the obvious, are you a victim of any other race-associative stereotype

People seem to think I can win any political race because the president is kenyan too. Its not that bad, really

Since you said you don't play Pokemon anymore, do you log on Smogon University server just to troll?

youve muted me enough times to answer this yourself

If you could have one superpower that's not immensely powerful (like Reality Warping/Manipulation, Energy/Matter Manipulation..etc), what would it be?

What would you describe as your main goal that you desire to achieve in life?

If this is a question, what is the answer?

1. Super Smarts (Braniac level)

2. To be happy

3. 42

Thank you for c/ping a facebook survey

Do you think the well is self indulgent?

Thats a good question, Morm

How much effort do you generally put into your trolls?

Is Oregon a cold shit place to live?

Why doesn't Oregon have a sports team?

Has your caravan ever capsized when trying to cross a river?

How is my troll execution? I try to master the craft so as to be able to troll one user and respond seriously to another using the exact same set of words. Insight is appreciated.

1. As much effort as it takes to keep the troll going

2. Its basically New England but without the everything

3. Because republicans like you refuse to consider basketball a sport because it has too many black people in it

4. That game put Oregon on the map dude. Theres no other state besides maybe arizona and new mexico as associated with dysentery as Oregon is and we dont even have that much mexican food or tropical parasites

5. Walls of text that I dont read look the same no matter what is in them, so yeah you are doing a pretty good job. Your created political debates dont usually generate much heated argument because it looks like you are trying to start a fight. If I were you, id just keep jumping in at random points and ranting about democrats and shit because that seems to be the most potent method of delivery.

How did you first find smogon?

What was your username before THE_IRON_KENYAN?

Why do you always assume girls on the internet are sluts?

1. I was having my team rated on serebii and some guy showed it to me

2. magichands

3. Please. I said that the sheer amount of attention girls get on the internet makes them sluts in real life

Claims to be a sports fan yet hates soccer pfft.

Is it true that you have a terrible taste in music?

Are you aware that I've always warded off all of your trolling attempts and bested you in any argument we've had that you probably don't even remember?

1. No

2. If you remember all this and I dont ive already done my job as a troll

do you have any relatives who know of your life on this site

Yeah my family knows I go to a pokemon site to joke around

 

[NatGeo]

How does it feel to troll someone successfully

Are there any users on here who you are actual friends with (i.e. on Facebook)

Do you act like this in real life (the badass part not the troll)

Do you think you and RW should meet up irl

 

[black_cotton]

Did you ever got a infraction? If so, who gave you your first? How does it felt?
Please comment about the episode.

 

[zorbees]

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

 

[Woodchuck]

Can you swim?
Which user on Smogon do you think hates you the most? Why?

 

[Alan]

hi TIK.

how excited were you yesterday to hear that the lockout was lifted?

you make smogon quite enjoyable so kudos for that. i dont really have any questions but what is your favorite mafia you played in?

 

[comatthew6]

Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the Communist party?

 

[cookie]

how do you get on with you family

 

[sheep]

do you love me

 

[Zacchaeus]

Do you love me? No you can skip that one

If you had to choose 3 people in the world to die right now, who would they be?

Are you or have you ever been racist?

Who is going to win the next presidential election?

 

[RODAN]

worst sprite in the spriting thread

 

[moot]

wanna come up to Evergreen sometime in fall so we can bro out

 

[iss]

do you know me