THE_IRON_...KENYAN?
Banned deucer.
A jet black, iron man stumbles into a nearby village. Badly needing to go to the bathroom, the man comes across a giant hole and proclaims, "What a fine toilet. Everyone in this village must have a dick as big as mine if they need a toilet this big to piss in." However, before he can get even a drop of venom out of his anaconda, a masculine-looking, lipsticked woman shoves him into the giant hole.
"It's not a toilet, you moron. It's a well. And like the wells that are from your land, this one doesnt have water in it. This is a questioning well." says the lipsticked woman. "A questioning well?" the jet black, iron man retorts. "Exactly." the lipsticked woman replies.
The jet black, iron man sees a dusty skeleton at the bottom of the well. The man inches ever so closer, revealing a name tag on the skeleton that says, "RB Golbat". The man says to himself in an oddly regular tone, "Hmmm. They must have forgotten about the last guy that was in here."
"One more thing," the jet black, iron man yells to the lipsticked woman, "I want to make some shoutouts to people I appreciate before I answer any of these questions." The lipsticked, masculine woman replies, "I'd save your voice if I were you. You'll be needing all the shouts you can to get help out of this godforsaken well."
"Ill take my chances." the jet black man snapped.
17/Male/Oregon
I like to spend my time watching sports and reading about them, football especially. I tend to take the same approach to talking about sports the same way a wi-fier approaches a forum, i.e, obnoxiously spout bullshit from your mouth until someone gets sick and tired of talking to you and does something about it as a result. Its probably why I am a fan of the Eagles and the Raiders. Well, maybe not that bad. Im more of like an amateur analyst like most of everyone else who watches sports. I know the main trends and rumors, the positions, notable games, what a team needs to improve, and the marquee players, but I cant do in depth analysis with statistics or explain finer strategy and shit like that. Basically, I am your average Policy Review poster.
I am very keen on sports music as well. Here are some of my favorite tracks: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQf4Pz9AR_0&feature=BFa&list=PL33F39CB4B73E8C5C&index=27 and the whole playlist that goes along with it
http://www.youtube.com/user/MYSportsTRAX#p/u/67/2b7941L-yF0 and this entire channel, linked track included
When I am not watching sports or reading sites like Sports Illustrated, Puck Daddy, or Shutdown Corner, Im usually either playing Xbox Live (Gamertag: JustWanaServive), hanging out with friends, watching other tv, being generally out and about, or hanging out on IRC or posting on smogon, not all mutually exclusive, and all with an abundance of jokes.
Alright, now time to ask me some questions. If you cant talk, just tap Morse code on my iron penis and hopefully ill pick up the vibrations and respond.
"It's not a toilet, you moron. It's a well. And like the wells that are from your land, this one doesnt have water in it. This is a questioning well." says the lipsticked woman. "A questioning well?" the jet black, iron man retorts. "Exactly." the lipsticked woman replies.
The jet black, iron man sees a dusty skeleton at the bottom of the well. The man inches ever so closer, revealing a name tag on the skeleton that says, "RB Golbat". The man says to himself in an oddly regular tone, "Hmmm. They must have forgotten about the last guy that was in here."
"One more thing," the jet black, iron man yells to the lipsticked woman, "I want to make some shoutouts to people I appreciate before I answer any of these questions." The lipsticked, masculine woman replies, "I'd save your voice if I were you. You'll be needing all the shouts you can to get help out of this godforsaken well."
"Ill take my chances." the jet black man snapped.
17/Male/Oregon
I like to spend my time watching sports and reading about them, football especially. I tend to take the same approach to talking about sports the same way a wi-fier approaches a forum, i.e, obnoxiously spout bullshit from your mouth until someone gets sick and tired of talking to you and does something about it as a result. Its probably why I am a fan of the Eagles and the Raiders. Well, maybe not that bad. Im more of like an amateur analyst like most of everyone else who watches sports. I know the main trends and rumors, the positions, notable games, what a team needs to improve, and the marquee players, but I cant do in depth analysis with statistics or explain finer strategy and shit like that. Basically, I am your average Policy Review poster.
I am very keen on sports music as well. Here are some of my favorite tracks: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQf4Pz9AR_0&feature=BFa&list=PL33F39CB4B73E8C5C&index=27 and the whole playlist that goes along with it
http://www.youtube.com/user/MYSportsTRAX#p/u/67/2b7941L-yF0 and this entire channel, linked track included
When I am not watching sports or reading sites like Sports Illustrated, Puck Daddy, or Shutdown Corner, Im usually either playing Xbox Live (Gamertag: JustWanaServive), hanging out with friends, watching other tv, being generally out and about, or hanging out on IRC or posting on smogon, not all mutually exclusive, and all with an abundance of jokes.
Alright, now time to ask me some questions. If you cant talk, just tap Morse code on my iron penis and hopefully ill pick up the vibrations and respond.
