Were you raptured

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If you are still here explain why you didn't go with jesus. OR Just laugh at the fool Camping.:naughty::happybrain:
 
I got raptured. It's pretty nice up here to be honest. A little warm, and lots of screaming, flesh and sinew all over the place. Once you get past the cries of a thousand guilty men and women screaming, it's not that bad of a place. Biggest problem is that there is only one T.V. and it's only shows "Gigli".
 
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Sir, I resent that statement. Unless you're saying Canada is heaven....Which would mean that I'm in heaven then?

Hahaha (not real laugh), no but seriously, these guys who state that the rapture is coming are dead wrong. I think that in Revelation it talks about a bunch of plagues happening to the sinners beforehand, then they go to hell.

Yes, that may sound cruel, but hey, you had the decision.

Now lets hope a Mod finds this thread soon as this is gonna get out of hand reeeeeaaaal quick. Religious threads don't tend to go very well......or so I'm told.
 
Seeing as this is his third failed prediction of the end of the world, that the Bible specifically stating that no man will know the date of the end times, and that he made a ton of money off a lot of people from this, it's safe to say that he is either one smooth scammer, or just out of his mind.
 
man, i was about to get mad at jesus for ruining my birthday weekend

but looks like that guy was full of shit again

good thing, i wanted to remain bros with j.c.
 
Sir, I resent that statement. Unless you're saying Canada is heaven....Which would mean that I'm in heaven then?

Hahaha (not real laugh), no but seriously, these guys who state that the rapture is coming are dead wrong. I think that in Revelation it talks about a bunch of plagues happening to the sinners beforehand, then they go to hell.

Yes, that may sound cruel, but hey, you had the decision.

Now lets hope a Mod finds this thread soon as this is gonna get out of hand reeeeeaaaal quick. Religious threads don't tend to go very well......or so I'm told.
ohhh man you know what frightens me more than anything
religious kids
 
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