→ We lost the offseason to the Cowboys who apparently drafted the best CB of all time and got Brandon Carr, who is now all of a sudden a shutdown cornerback that has no flaws.
→ We lost the offseason to the Eagles who, since they gave Desean a new contract, he’ll light up the entire league. They drafted the next Warren Sapp, Jared Allen, and Brian Urlacher with their first three picks. Also Demeco Ryans makes sure the Eagles haveno holes.
→ We lost the offseason to the Redskins who signed the suddenly awesome Pierre Garcon, and drafted a hybrid Joe Montana/Dan Marino in RGIII.
→ We drafted a 3rd string running back and a WR not worth a damn in the first two rounds.
→ We lost Brandon Jacobs, Aaron Ross, and Mario Manningham, who are indispensible keys to a team, and without them, we’ll be lucky if we go 0-16. Nevermind that those three were the ones getting pooped on by everybody throughout the season. Just how many losses can this team take? I mean, it was over when Steve Smith and Kevin Boss left, right?
→ Grabbing Keith Rivers means nothing. He’s washed up and a total and huge bust. Martellus Bennett should be cut. Doesn’t matter that Osi Umenyiora and Justin Tuck are finally healthy, or Terrell Thomas is finally healthy, or we actually have our 2nd round pick from a year ago back, or we actually have CB depth right now, or our LT is finally healthy.
→ Eli Manning sucks, and got lucky.
→ The Giants faced one of the most difficult schedules in the league last year, and boy did they stink it up.
→ They won 6 games in a row last year. Who cares? the Eagles won FOUR in a row! FOUR!
→ Given all this, and the fact that we won the superbowl last year, no wonder we aren’t favorites in the division. It makes perfect sense!
