A team that steamrolls and crushes the best teams but also gets humiliated by inferior/terrible teams on a regular basis.
You mean the Cowboys?
Anyways, things I'm excited for in every game tomorrow:
IND vs CHI
Obviously Andrew Luck is the major thing that everyone'll be watching this game to see, but I also wanna see if Brandon Marshall and Alshon Jeffery will help Jay Cutler be consistently solid.
PHI vs. CLE
wondering what michael vick will hurt this time lol
But seriously, Brandon Weeden and Trent Richardson are the only reasons I will watch a single Browns game this year.
STL vs DET
Matt Stafford and Megatron are always fun to watch, and it'll be interesting to see if Jahvid Best can rebound to injury
shoutout to my boy danny amendola texas tech best
MIA vs HOU
Personally, I think Ryan Tannehill's going to be a huge bust. We'll see.
ATL vs KC
Really excited to see Julio Jones take his game to the next level. Now Matt Ryan just needs to follow suit.
JAC vs MIN
Maybe Justin Blackmon will make Blaine Gabbert not suck. Then again, maybe not. Meanwhile, Adrian Peterson should continue to be Adrian fucking Peterson.
WAS vs NO
Robert Griffin >>> Rex Grossman (does this even need to be pointed out)
I already mentioned that getting Vilma back is a huge boost, but I don't know how much he'll be able to do in the Gregg Williamsless defense. whatever go rg3
BUF vs NYJ
uhhhh tim tebow i guess?
seriously this is a boring ass game
NE vs TEN
shoutout to my other boy wes welker hopefully he'll be able to replicate last season
Gonna be a tough first game for Jake Locker considering Kenny Britt's suspension. At least he gets to throw against the Patriot's secondary lol
SEA vs ARI
This is where Russel Wilson needs to prove that he was the right choice over Matt Flynn. Personally I'm a bit skeptical, and Arizona kind of has Patrick Peterson to fuck him up, but we'll see.
SF vs GB
Easily the best game of the weekend competition-wise. The Packers got a lot better on defense, while the Niners shored up the offense. The biggest question is whether or not Alex Smith is going to be able to replicate his 2011 season, also known as his only good season.
CAR vs TB
I fucking love Luke Kuechly, and it's going to be fun to watch him make plays for a Panther's defense that desperately needs it. If Kuechly makes an impact and Cam Newton continues to be Cam Newton, it'll be a good year for the Panthers. As for the Buccaneers, who's coming to play: the 2010 Josh Freeman or the 2011 Rex Gross- er Josh Freeman.
PIT vs DEN
PEYTON MANNING ASDKOHGR(OIR#HGWEOIAGR
CIN vs BAL
Andy Dalton and AJ Green are going to have another ridiculous year. Joe Flacco, meanwhile, needs to do better than a ridiculously average year.
SD vs OAK
see: PHI vs CLE, replace michael vick with darren mcfadden
Also, how will Rivers do without Vincent Jackson?
man i'm so fucking excited is it tomorrow yet