Pick your husband

Which man do you choose?

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C wants 1 child, I am one child, it's the perfect combo.

Really though, one child is perfect for me, I couldn't handle any more than that.
I don't like a man who's too reckless with his money, I like having work but I'm known for "getting bored" of my job sometimes so I do have streaks of unemployment, I don't care what kind of TV shows/movies someone watches, while I still drink, I've gotten through quite a few addictions and I feel like I could really help him recover. I'm a bit hopeless with technology and I'd imagine an engineer is a lot better with that sort of stuff, penis size isn't too big of a deal, and while I wouldn't want it too much smaller than that, 5 inches is fine for me. His "amazing stamina and open to a variety of positions" should definitely make up for that fact. I am an Atheist but I have an interest towards hinduism, so we could have some amazing discussions about that :).

If I wasn't taken, he'd be near perfect.


I don't get how the ex-wife of D could be jealous, I don't care how good he looks, that's not someone I'd like to be stuck with
 
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The guy with 8 inches doesn't like oral? :eek: A no go. Man D has a jealous ex-wife? I already hate dealing with exes so it's Man C for me!

Skylight, why would you say that man A would be a nice dog? Who wants man A as a dog? o_O
 
I thought the wives thread was a bit more balanced in the good/bad regard. D is just a complete tool, all he has going for him is looks. I thought the 9/10 girls had other interesting qualities.

Let's break this down.

He doesn't have a job and can't keep money but demands that you have one?
He left his last wife. In spite of being a total knob, she is still into him, so aside from looks he probably tries to make his women co-dependent.
He "won't convert you" but he insults you? That's just being a passive aggressive twat. I voted Girl C and I won't convert to Buddhism, but at least she's being upfront with me.
A man being opens to threeways means jack and shit. Most men are open to threeways. Even Man A is probably open to threeways, even if he'd condemn them in public (he is a cheater after all). No, I have Man D's number. He thinks this is a positive quality, and doesn't understand why his dating personal ad isn't getting any hits.
 
vonFiedler said:
I thought the wives thread was a bit more balanced in the good/bad regard. D is just a complete tool, all he has going for him is looks. I thought the 9/10 girls had other interesting qualities.

Let's break this down.

He doesn't have a job and can't keep money but demands that you have one?
He left his last wife. In spite of being a total knob, she is still into him, so aside from looks he probably tries to make his women co-dependent.
He "won't convert you" but he insults you? That's just being a passive aggressive twat. I voted Girl C and I won't convert to Buddhism, but at least she's being upfront with me.
A man being opens to threeways means jack and shit. Most men are open to threeways. Even Man A is probably open to threeways, even if he'd condemn them in public (he is a cheater after all). No, I have Man D's number. He thinks this is a positive quality, and doesn't understand why his dating personal ad isn't getting any hits.
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And to think he got the 2nd highest amount of votes :/, I can't see why anyone chose him.. Maybe I'm just biased cuz I hate beards.
The wives thread was actually a really difficult one, while here you compare someone like C who in all honesty has few real flaws with someone like D who is.. Well.. More flaw than anything else. A 10/10 is a nice fuckbuddy and all, but we're talking about a HUSBAND here.
 
It's between A and D for me tbh. I'd probably pick C if he wasn't a recovering alcoholic, but I love alcohol too much to give it up for him (which I'd feel obligated to do because I'd be unwilling to make things hard for him if he's struggled with it in the past). And he had a tiny dick.

Dracoyoshi8 said:
Man A:
Italian
8/10, Brown Hair, Clean Shaven
Job: Attorney
Wants no children, but wants a dog
Controlling with finances
Doesn't want partner to have a job
Favorite Movie, Favorite TV Show: Lord of the Rings trilogy, Game of Thrones
Bad Fun Fact: He has cheated on his past girlfriends
Good Fun Fact: Your in-laws are the coolest people you've ever met
Religion: Christian (will convert you)
Dick Length: 6 inches
Sexual Fun Fact: Is excellent at foreplay
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Wants no children but wants a dog is ideal for me. I don't care for kids, and I have (and always want to have) a dog. He's controlling with finances, which is nice because I am horrible with them. Doesn't want partner to have a job is something I'm unsure of. I like having something to do, and if things don't work out between us, I like having some sort of backup. I don't care much for LoTR or GoT, but I could live with this. The cheating thing is no big deal to me to be honest. We all have our pasts! Christian and will convert you is probably the biggest thing keeping me from outright picking this guy.

Dracoyoshi8 said:
Man D:
Canadian
10/10, Blonde Hair, Beard
Job: Currently unemployed
Indifferent to having children, but wants cats
Irresponsible with money, gambler
Demands partner to have a job
Favorite Movie, Favorite TV Show: Happy Gilmore , How I Met Your Mother
Bad Fun Fact: Has a jealous ex-wife
Good Fun Fact: Volunteered at an animal shelter
Religion: Athiest (won't convert you, but likes to insult other religions)
Dick Length: 7 inches
Sexual Fun Fact: Totally open to threeways
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To be honest, I'd be totally fine with this guy for the most part. The fact that he's open to threeways means that he isn't the jealous type. He obviously loves animals if he volunteered at a shelter. He's a 10/10 look-wise. I'm fine with the "likes to insult other religions" part, but I'd probably tell him to hop off his high horse every once and a while. HIMYM is the greatest show on television. But he's unemployed and irresponsible with money, and he has a crazy ex. And he wants CATS.

So it's between A and D for me. I'm picking A. If D was a dog-lover, I would have picked him. He blew it with the "wants cats" part.
 
Sure we all have our pasts, and I might have considered option A more if it said "He has cheaten on his girlfriend in the past", but "He has cheated on his past girlfriends" makes it seem like it's unlikely I'll be any different. I'd rather feel more secure about not being cheated on if I'm MARRYING someone.

I'm a woman with a good intuition, and I don't feel right about A at all, maybe even more so than D. My sister got cheated on by her first husband, and I don't wanna end up like the wreck she was.
 
yeah I've had shitty relationships in the past, been burnt, etc. so I hear you.
D actually didn't bother me much at all but seriously fuck cats.
 
Man A:
Italian
8/10, Brown Hair, Clean Shaven
Job: Attorney
Wants no children, but wants a dog
Controlling with finances
Doesn't want partner to have a job
Favorite Movie, Favorite TV Show: Lord of the Rings trilogy , Game of Thrones
Bad Fun Fact: He has cheated on his past girlfriends
Good Fun Fact: Your in-laws are the coolest people you've ever met
Religion: Christian (will convert you)
Dick Length: 6 inches
Sexual Fun Fact: Is excellent at foreplay
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This really hurts but i'm gonna to think that he has cheated girlfriends because he was thinking that was straight :(

Man B:
South African
9/10, Shaved Head, Mustache
Job: Teacher, Volunteer Firefighter
Wants more than 3 children
Likes to spend money, often on useless things
Encourages partner to work
Favorite Movie, Favorite TV Show: Die Hard , The Walking Dead
Bad Fun Fact: Refuses to shave his pubic hair
Good Fun Fact: Has excellent hygiene
Religion: Muslim (will convert you, wants a Muslim wedding)
Dick Length: 8 inches
Sexual Fun Fact: Is disgusted by oral sex
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non-viable :|

Man C:
Dutch Indian
7/10, Black Hair, Clean Shaven
Job: Engineer
Wants 1 child
Saves money, cautious with spending
Indifferent if partner wants to work
Favorite Movie, Favorite TV Show: 2001: A Space Odyssey, Mythbusters
Bad Fun Fact: Recovering alcoholic
Good Fun Fact: Knows how to fix just about anything that breaks in your house
Religion: Hindu (won't convert you)
Dick Length: 5 inches
Sexual Fun Fact: Has amazing stamina and open to a variety of positions
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:confused: I believe in him

Man D:
Canadian
10/10, Blonde Hair, Beard
Job: Currently unemployed
Indifferent to having children, but wants cats
Irresponsible with money, gambler
Demands partner to have a job
Favorite Movie, Favorite TV Show: Happy Gilmore , How I Met Your Mother
Bad Fun Fact: Has a jealous ex-wife
Good Fun Fact: Volunteered at an animal shelter
Religion: Athiest (won't convert you, but likes to insult other religions)
Dick Length: 7 inches
Sexual Fun Fact: Totally open to threeways
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Ugh, too bad and hypocrite
 
Man B gets too much hate, he'd be my 2nd choice.
I love these threads btw, should keep them updated with new options
 
Spinda said:
Man B gets too much hate, he'd be my 2nd choice.
I love these threads btw, should keep them updated with new options
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i concur; i like going over them with my best friend and picking one [we haven't picked a different one yet - we're very similar as people, though] - maaaaaaybe allow submissions in this thread? might clog it i guess, but could get people to be more willing participants. the fruit thing can just change randomly each week or something.

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Houndoomsday said:
b=biggest dick?
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i wish his flaw was that he would only partake in anal sex or something - then "b" would give the "d" backwards.




i'll let myself out.
 
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