Sandveil FTW! (Y2Kash vs. LightningRodz)

Hey everyone this is my very 1st warstory...The battle took place on Shoddy battle...I've seen some very weird things happen on shoddy battle, some of which happened in this battle. Enjoy!

Y2Kash's Team

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Garchomp.gif
Tyranitar.gif
Swampert.gif
Magnezone.gif
Empoleon.gif

standard....i know...

Lightingrodz Team

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Garchomp.gif
Ambipom.gif
Ninetales.gif
Snorlax.gif
Forretress.gif


LightningrodZ sent out Infernape.
Y2Kash sent out Yanmega.


Alright I like this match up....Yanmega is probably slower so I needed that speedboost.
Yanmega used Protect.
Yanmega protected itself!
Infernape used Flare Blitz.
Yanmega protected itself!
Yanmega's Speed Boost raised its speed!
Yanmega's speed was raised.


Ok...this next part is weird.
Yanmega used Air Slash.
It's super effective!
Infernape lost 100% of its health.
Infernape used Flare Blitz.
It's super effective!
Yanmega lost 211% of its health.
Y2Kash's Yanmega fainted.
Infernape was hit by recoil!
Infernape lost 35% of its health.
LightningrodZ's Infernape fainted.

5-5


Apparently 100% damage just doesn't cut it on shoddy battle. Oh well don't need to bitch about it...just keep going.
LightningrodZ switched in Garchomp.
Y2Kash switched in Swampert.


Please be CB...
Garchomp used Swords Dance.
Garchomp's attack was sharply raised.
Swampert used Avalanche.
It's super effective!
Garchomp lost 62% of its health.

Nope
Garchomp used Earthquake.
Swampert lost 113% of its health.
Y2Kash's Swampert fainted.
Garchomp lost 10% of its health.

4-5
hmm...Life Orb. I had to make quite a decision here...I didn't want my Garchomp to die or else I'd be left with Maggy, Empoleon, and Tyranitar...all of which would die to EQ. So I did what any loving trainer would do...I killed them.
Y2Kash switched in Empoleon.
Garchomp used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
Empoleon lost 290% of its health.
Y2Kash's Empoleon fainted.
Garchomp lost 10% of its health.
DIE
3-5


Y2Kash switched in Tyranitar.
Tyranitar's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!
A sandstorm brewed!
Garchomp used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
Critical hit!
Tyranitar lost 457% of its health.
Y2Kash's Tyranitar fainted.
Garchomp lost 10% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.

DIE
2-5

Y2Kash switched in Magnezone.
Garchomp used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
Magnezone lost 420% of its health.
Y2Kash's Magnezone fainted.
Garchomp lost 10% of its health.
LightningrodZ's Garchomp fainted.

DIE
1-4

whew...now that I got that bastard out of the way...I can give him a taste of his own medicine. Plus now I have Tyranitar's Sandstream on my side.
Magnezone has already fainted!

Another weird thing happened here...I sent out Garchomp...but the Magnezone sprite and moveset came up along with this message. I thought I had an extra pokemon on my side so I tried to use thunderwave...But then it morphed into a Garchomp using EQ...

LightningrodZ: wow

LightningrodZ switched in Ninetales.
Y2Kash switched in Garchomp.

Y2Kash: what the

Ninetales used Energy Ball.
Ninetales missed!
Garchomp used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
LightningrodZ's Ninetales fainted.
The sandstorm rages.

Sandveil wins once...
LightningrodZ switched in Ambipom.
Ambipom used Double Hit.
Ambipom missed!
Garchomp used Swords Dance.
Garchomp's attack was sharply raised.
The sandstorm rages.
Ambipom is buffetted by the sandstorm!

Sandveil wins twice...

Ambipom used Double Hit.
Ambipom missed!
Garchomp used Earthquake.
LightningrodZ's Ambipom fainted.
The sandstorm rages.

Sandveil wins three times in a row
LightningrodZ switched in Snorlax.
Garchomp used Outrage.
Garchomp went on a rampage!
LightningrodZ's Snorlax fainted.
The sandstorm rages.

and the kicker...
LightningrodZ switched in Forretress.
Garchomp used Outrage.
It's not very effective...
Forretress used Explosion.
Forretress missed!
LightningrodZ's Forretress fainted.




Pros:
-Garchomp's Haxing ass
-My pokemon for dying for the sake of the team
-Lightingrodz Garchomp....touche
-Lightingrodz Infernape...for having 101% HP...that's pretty manly

Cons:
-Glitchy Shoddybattle
-If pokemon were real, I'd be a pretty cruel trainer
-Yanmega for hitting like a girl.
 
This really isn't a good match to warstory at all!

People should stop jumping on the shoddy bandwagon (lool) and save WS's for epic and even battles, your standard 20 turn battle with hax isn't a good candidate imo :x
 
Wow, this just goes to show that Shoddy Battle lives up to its name.

Seriously, there's practically no chance that a quadruple Sand Veil would happen. Well, I guess it could, but it's really unlikely.

I like how you use Life Orb against your opponent, and thought ahead on this one.

Nice job, but then again, could have been because of the glitches.
 
Haha, that was cool.. The glitch didnt have any effect on the battle from what I could tell.

Also, tbh most of those misses were irrelevant.. Ambipom is probably the only thing that should feel aggrieved..

Have a nice day.
 
Yeah, truthfully, that was sort of a dumb battle, and not one you'd really want to share. You won because of hax and showed how the only was you can kill off Garchomp is by fainting four of your own pokemon.
 
yeah shoddy battle is quite....shoddy...to say the least...but it'll have to do until competitor comes out! :naughty:
 
That warstory wasnt all that good, but the commentary really made me lol....
The following was what actually made me continue reading this warstory

hmm...Life Orb. I had to make quite a decision here...I didn't want my Garchomp to die or else I'd be left with Maggy, Empoleon, and Tyranitar...all of which would die to EQ. So I did what any loving trainer would do...I killed them.
 
I thought this was a fun little warstory, nothing to rave about, but i like how you killed off your other guys so Garchomp would KO himself, then proceed to rape.

Highlight:

Forretress used Explosion.
Forretress missed!
LightningrodZ's Forretress fainted.


lulz
 
This was worth reading just for Explosion missing. Honastly though, it wasn't that great of a battle. You sacrificed almost your whole team just to take down Garchomp.
 
Despite what everyone else says about this being nothing to be proud of, it's hilarious and was more entertaining than many warstories, of course if you aren't looking for plain technique and skill.
 
Yeah this isn't a very serious warstory...sorry for everyone who expected one. I just thought it was an entertaining battle and I wanted to poke fun at shoddy battle a little. Glad some of you enjoyed it, lol
 
Yanmega used Air Slash.
It's super effective!
Infernape lost 100% of its health.
Infernape used Flare Blitz.
It's super effective!
Yanmega lost 211% of its health.
Y2Kash's Yanmega fainted.
Infernape was hit by recoil!
Infernape lost 35% of its health.
LightningrodZ's Infernape fainted.

5-5


Apparently 100% damage just doesn't cut it on shoddy battle.

This completely made the warstory for me. Great commentary, though I will say that the battle itself was, while hilarious, kinda lousy and not warstory material.

To your credit though, I haven't laughed this hard at any other warstory, simply because doing 100% damage yet not killing it is just amazing.
 
I'm going to have to agree with sirspanky and whoever else posted in this topic. To be honest, this warstory was not very good. You need to get closer battles, post better commentary, and pretty much fix up everything. I can't help but feel it's been awhile since smogon has had a good warstory on page one. Kou has a pretty good warstory that wasn't used from shoddy. I'll try and get him to post it next time I talk to him.
 
Jesus Christ he's said it's not a serious one. Learn to read.

Was funny mate, just goes to show Shoddy Battle lives up to its name :P
 
heh. The battling wasn't bad but it wasn't great either. But the commentary was good, it kept me entertained and laughing. Good job.
 
I bet that at the beggining, the infernape just took 99.99% damage (So, he had one HP left or so) and it shown up as 100%.
 
I've seen the 100% glitch before, but the Magnezone morphing thing... O_O

Anyways, the battle itself was nothing special, really. But props for using a Yanmega lead.
 
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