Hey I would like to try a challenge of Pokemon Platinum! I can't trade. Looking for obscene difficulty, the only limitation is that it is completable. I don't want to use a starter so instead will need either starly or bidoof from the first grass patch. Only want solos against bosses pokemon. Pokemon names have to be really lame.
OBSCENE EHH???
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'VE JUST DONE TO YOURSELF
Take
MPD (Multiple Personality Disorder) the Wurmple.
With two different evolutions based on its personality value, Wurmple is naturally bipolar. It may only use the first two moves, both of which must be attacking moves, no exceptions. Each time you move, flip a coin and if the coin lands heads, use the first of the two moves, and if it lands tails, use the second. Solo Gardenia to evolve.
If you evolve into Silcoon:
Rename it
Heads. Heads must solo every Flying-type not being soloed by another of your Pokemon, including your own Starly/Staravia should they be sent out together in a Double battle. Again only use the first two moves, but this time flip an unfair coin (IE: RNG out of 4). The coin has a 3/4 chance to land heads and a 1/4 chance to land tails. (If you are RNGing 1-3=move 1, 4=move 2). To evolve into Beautifly, solo four Drifloon, three of which must be trainer-owned (one in Valley Windworks and three in Hearthome Gym).
Upon evolving into Beautifly, it realizes that attacking moves aren't all there is to battling, but since its attacking stats are much higher than its defensive stats, have its first move be an attacking move and its second move be a non-attacking one, while continuing to use the unfair coin. As the more popular of the two Wurmple evolutions, there are naturally many expectations for it, and so it must solo every Rock-type, Ice-type, Fire-type, and Electric-type you meet not already being soloed by another of your Pokemon, while continuing to do the Flying-type solo from its time as a Silcoon. Furthermore, it must solo Flint.
If you evolve into Cascoon:
Rename it
Tails. Tails must solo every Flying-type not being soloed by another of your Pokemon, including your own Starly/Staravia should they be sent out together in a Double battle. Again only use the first two moves, but this time flip an unfair coin (IE: RNG out of 4). The coin has a 1/4 chance to land heads and a 3/4 chance to land tails. (If you are RNGing 1-3=move 1, 4=move 2). To evolve into Dustox, solo four Drifloon, three of which must be trainer-owned (one in Valley Windworks and three in Hearthome Gym).
Upon evolving into Dustox, it realizes that attacking moves aren't all there is to battling, and since its defensive stats are much higher than its attacking stats, have its first move be an attacking move and its second move be a non-attacking one, while continuing to use the unfair coin. Dustox is mad, however, because it is the unpopular one of the Wurmple evolutions and is often seen as villainous. It utterly despises this distinction and seeks to take its revenge on the world, doing so by soloing every Rock-type, Psychic-type, and Fire-type you meet not already being soloed by another of your Pokemon, while continuing to do the Flying-type solo from its time as a Cascoon. Furthermore, have it solo Lucian.