Okay I can see this not working, but I'd just like some thoughts on this jirachi I was thinking up for my stall team.
Jirachi @ Leftovers
EVs: 200 Hp / 160 Atk / 100 Def / 50 SpDef
Impish Nature [+Def, -SpAtk] OR Adamant Nature [+Atk, -SpAtk]
- Cosmic Power
- Substitute
- Zen Headbutt
- Toxic
391 Hp / 286 Def / 248 SpDef / 303 Atk [Adamant]
Okay so nothing too fancy, but it seems like it would stall pretty well..
Come in on something easy to set up on, get in sub or take a first cosmic power.. Then depending on what comes in, toxic or cosmic power or sub.
391 / 429 Def / 372 SpDef /
After one cosmic power
After one, not much can dent him but he is still 2hko'd by garchomp and other powerful pokemon with stab's SE moves.
391 Hp / 572 Def / 496 SpDef
After another
After two cosmic powers, Jirachi is near god like in defense. Only STAB'd super effective boosted moves can 2hko.
The idea is get a sub and at least two cosmic powers. Then toxic and stall.
Use Zen Headbutt to force flinches to stall longer