A little background info: I've always been fasinated by UU pokes, so I decided to make UU teams and try to compete on shoddy, however, since I'm using them in OU, it didn't go so well. So I made a few changes and added a few OU pokes to make it more competetive and less....crappy.
Note: Leftover recovery will be omitted after the first mention.
: All dialogue is in red
Rules: Ladder Match, Sleep Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Evasion Clause, Species Clause, Strict Damage Clause
My Team:(in order of of appearance)
Ben.'s Team:(in order of appearance)
(Insert battle music here)
R2 D2 Rules sent out Furret (lvl 100 Furret ?).
Ben. sent out Ninjask (lvl 100 Ninjask ?).
I know it's gonna Sub/Protect, so I switch to my physical(ish) wall.
R2 D2 Rules switched in Quagsire (lvl 100 Quagsire ?).
Ninjask used Substitute.
Ninjask lost 25% of its health.
Ninjask's Speed Boost raised its speed!
Standard procedure, so I attempt to break his sub knowing it's GG if he gets off Swords Dance/Agility. (shudders at the last battle where I got swept by a Machamp)
Ben.: hello :)
R2 D2 Rules: sup
He Swords Dances as I break his sub with Ice Beam, but he doesn't know that I have a nasty surprise for him...
Ninjask used Substitute.
Ninjask lost 25% of its health.
Quagsire used Encore.
Ninjask's Speed Boost raised its speed!
Take that, you stupid BPing bug-thing.
For the next 5 turns, he Subs as I break every one with Ice Beam, oh yea, his Leichi Berry activates, but who cares?
Ninjask used Substitute.
But it failed!
Quagsire used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
Ninjask lost 1% of its health.
Ben.'s Ninjask fainted.
Yay, Ninjask's no longer a threat to my team.
6-5 R2 D2 Rules
Ben. switched in Breloom (lvl 100 Breloom ?).
Breloom used Spore.
Quagsire fell asleep!
Quagsire is fast asleep!
Breloom was badly poisoned!
As expected, Breloom sleeps me, and I starting to panic as my team is 4/6 is weak to grass. So I switch to my best Breloom counter.
R2 D2 Rules switched in Slowking (lvl 100 Slowking ?).
Breloom used Substitute.
Breloom lost 25% of its health.
Breloom made a substitute!
Breloom's Poison Heal restored health!
'Praying that he doesn't have Seed Bomb'
Ben.: I take it you are R2 D2 Rules off smogon...
YES! A fan! Maybe I can convince him to sign up for R2-D2 Rules! weekly...(but then Santa Claus appeared in my mind and told me I wouldn't get any presents so I(reluctantly) decided to say something else)
On the other hand, I just broke Breloom's sub while he Leech Seeds me.
R2 D2 Rules: yea, that's me
Ben. switched in Jirachi (lvl 100 Jirachi).
Slowking used Ice Beam.
It's not very effective...
Jirachi lost 9% of its health.
Jirachi's leftovers restored its health a little!
Slowking's health was sapped by leech seed!
Slowking lost 12% of its health.
Jirachi regained health!
Jirachi restored 3% of its health.
Didn't see that coming, maybe I can get a easy kill?
R2 D2 Rules switched in Dugtrio (lvl 100 Dugtrio ?).
Jirachi used Protect.
Jirachi protected itself!
Yes, now I can EQ him to hell.
Dugtrio used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
Jirachi lost 85% of its health.
Jirachi used U-turn.
Dugtrio lost 44% of its health.
Ben. switched in Cresselia (lvl 100 Cresselia ?).
NOOOOO! Damn you Jirachi, why did GF give you 100/100/100 defenses...
R2 D2 Rules switched in Slowking (lvl 100 Slowking ?).
Cresselia used Ice Beam.
It's not very effective...
A critical hit!
Slowking lost 9% of its health.
The crit is the first of many to come. (insert evil music here)
Cresselia used Calm Mind.
Cresselia's special attack was raised.
Cresselia's special defence was raised.
Slowking used Slack Off.
Slowking restored 34% of its health.
Stall wars, don't you love those?
Cresselia used Calm Mind.
Cresselia's special attack was raised.
Cresselia's special defence was raised.
Slowking used Nasty Plot.
Slowking's special attack was sharply raised.
Rinse and repeat until I have 3 Nasty Plots under my belt and Cress has 5 CMs.
Cresselia used Calm Mind.
Cresselia's special attack was raised.
Cresselia's special defence was raised.
Slowking used Surf.
Cresselia lost 27% of its health.
Cresselia's leftovers restored its health a little!
Ok, I 'slightly overestimated the damage...
Cresselia used Calm Mind.
Cresselia's special attack was raised.
Cresselia's special defence was raised.
Slowking used Surf.
A critical hit!
Cresselia lost 79% of its health.
Ben.'s Cresselia fainted.
Totally unexpected, but it's nice so I'll take it. 'Thanks Lady Luck, that must be payment for last night...Oh shit, you're not suppose to know about that!'
6-4 R2 D2 Rules
R2 D2 Rules: oh snap hax
Ben.: lol, that always happens
Ben.: always after 6CM...
R2 D2 Rules: yea, when you leasr expect it, lol
R2 D2 Rules: least
Ben.: I'm pretty screwed now :(
Ben. switched in Metagross (lvl 100 Metagross).
R2 D2 Rules: this is my second battle using slowking
Metagross used Thunderpunch.
It's super effective!
A critical hit!
Slowking lost 100% of its health.
R2 D2 Rules's Slowking fainted.
Dammit! I hate you Lady Luck, I'm leaving you! On a related note, I assume Metagross is Choice Banded for some strange reason, probably because I run CB on my own. I would've survived too, considering T-Punch from +252 Metagross w/ no boost does 44.27% - 52.08%.
5-4 R2 D2 Rules
R2 D2 Rules: lol
R2 D2 Rules switched in Dugtrio (lvl 100 Dugtrio ?).
Ben.: woop!
Metagross used Bullet Punch.
Dugtrio lost 56% of its health.
R2 D2 Rules's Dugtrio fainted.
That's what I get for assuming it's CB, no matter, I will avenge you Dugtrio(even though you look like 3 Penises)!
4-4
R2 D2 Rules switched in Rotom (lvl 100 Rotom).
R2 D2 Rules: damn, i thought that was CB'd
Ben.: everyone does...
Rotom used Thunderbolt.
Metagross lost 66% of its health.
Metagross used Ice Punch.
Rotom lost 51% of its health.
Cool, 2HKOing Metagross should be fun.
Metagross used Bullet Punch.
It's not very effective...
Rotom lost 20% of its health.
Rotom used Thunderbolt.
Metagross lost 34% of its health.
Ben.'s Metagross fainted.
Yes, I've retained the lead even though he got a hit in in the process.
4-3 R2 D2 Rules
Ben. switched in Jirachi (lvl 100 Jirachi).
R2 D2 Rules: especially i run my own CB, on another team
Rotom used Thunderbolt.
Jirachi lost 15% of its health.
Ben.'s Jirachi fainted.
imitates the announcer from Street Fighters: KO!
4-2 R2 D2 Rules
Ben. switched in Porygonz (lvl 100 Porygonz).
R2 D2 Rules switched in Furret (lvl 100 Furret ?).
Porygonz used Nasty Plot.
Porygonz's special attack was sharply raised.
I switched to Furret predictin a Shadow Ball, but he predicts my switch and NPs instead.
Furret used Trick.
Furret obtained Life Orb!
Porygonz obtained Choice Scarf!
Porygonz used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Furret lost 100% of its health.
R2 D2 Rules's Furret fainted.
Damn, I was hoping for him to get greedy, since my Sp.Wall is dead, and instead he attacks and kills...erm..'faints' my Furret.
3-2 R2 D2 Rules
R2 D2 Rules switched in Rotom (lvl 100 Rotom).
Ben.: that was unfortunate
Ben. switched in Breloom (lvl 100 Breloom ?).
Rotom used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Breloom lost 100% of its health.
Ben.'s Breloom fainted.
Gogo Fight-Immunity! I know he has to switch so I uses HP Ice and this thing is looking like it's in the bag.
3-1 R2 D2 Rules
Ben. switched in Porygonz (lvl 100 Porygonz).
R2 D2 Rules: scarf furret makes a great lead. :P
Porygonz used Dark Pulse.
It's super effective!
Rotom lost 29% of its health.
R2 D2 Rules's Rotom fainted.
I sacrificed Rotom, as it had done plenty this battle.
2-1 R2 D2 Rules
Ben.: i bet
R2 D2 Rules switched in Qwilfish (lvl 100 Qwilfish ?).
Porygonz used Dark Pulse.
I'm feeling pretty good at this point as I know Qwilfish can live through a unboosted Dark Pulse(it only does 58.82% - 69.12%) and kill Porygon-Z with Explosion. But.................... LADY LUCK GETS HER REVENGE!!!
A critical hit!
Qwilfish lost 100% of its health.
R2 D2 Rules's Qwilfish fainted.
Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn!!!
1-1
There had been a ton of hax in this battle, so I probably should've seen it coming, I wanted to punch through my monitor at the time, but Santa Claus appeared in my mind and reminded me that I won't get presents if I'm a naughty boy!
R2 D2 Rules switched in Quagsire (lvl 100 Quagsire ?).
R2 D2 Rules: aww..crap
Porygonz used Dark Pulse.
Quagsire lost 38% of its health.
Quagsire is fast asleep!
Quagsire's leftovers restored its health a little!
Quagsire restored 6% of its health.
I knew I was dead, but I figured it wouldn't hurt to try.
R2 D2 Rules: wake up!!!!
Ben.: hehe
Porygonz used Dark Pulse.
A critical hit!
Quagsire lost 68% of its health.
R2 D2 Rules's Quagsire fainted.
Ben. wins!
Oh come on, I really hate Lady Luck now, I'm gonna get my revenge someday!
R2 D2 Rules: not again...gg
Ben.: some nice crits here...
Ben.: gg
R2 D2 Rules: do you mind if i warstory this?
Ben.: not a problem
R2 D2 Rules: cool
Ben.: see you around...
After we said our good games and departed, I Warstoryed this(Obviously).
Props:
Rotom for killing...erm...'fainting' half his team.
Quagsire for ki...'fainting' Ninjask
Slowking for actually doing something and not just fainting.
Slops:
HAX
Dugtrio for not doing too much
Qwilfish for not doing anything
The fact that Shoddy doesn't allow '-' or '!' in your username...
And that's it, enjoy!
Note: Leftover recovery will be omitted after the first mention.
: All dialogue is in red
Rules: Ladder Match, Sleep Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Evasion Clause, Species Clause, Strict Damage Clause
My Team:(in order of of appearance)
Ben.'s Team:(in order of appearance)
(Insert battle music here)
R2 D2 Rules sent out Furret (lvl 100 Furret ?).
Ben. sent out Ninjask (lvl 100 Ninjask ?).
I know it's gonna Sub/Protect, so I switch to my physical(ish) wall.
R2 D2 Rules switched in Quagsire (lvl 100 Quagsire ?).
Ninjask used Substitute.
Ninjask lost 25% of its health.
Ninjask's Speed Boost raised its speed!
Standard procedure, so I attempt to break his sub knowing it's GG if he gets off Swords Dance/Agility. (shudders at the last battle where I got swept by a Machamp)
Ben.: hello :)
R2 D2 Rules: sup
He Swords Dances as I break his sub with Ice Beam, but he doesn't know that I have a nasty surprise for him...
Ninjask used Substitute.
Ninjask lost 25% of its health.
Quagsire used Encore.
Ninjask's Speed Boost raised its speed!
Take that, you stupid BPing bug-thing.
For the next 5 turns, he Subs as I break every one with Ice Beam, oh yea, his Leichi Berry activates, but who cares?
Ninjask used Substitute.
But it failed!
Quagsire used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
Ninjask lost 1% of its health.
Ben.'s Ninjask fainted.
Yay, Ninjask's no longer a threat to my team.
6-5 R2 D2 Rules
Ben. switched in Breloom (lvl 100 Breloom ?).
Breloom used Spore.
Quagsire fell asleep!
Quagsire is fast asleep!
Breloom was badly poisoned!
As expected, Breloom sleeps me, and I starting to panic as my team is 4/6 is weak to grass. So I switch to my best Breloom counter.
R2 D2 Rules switched in Slowking (lvl 100 Slowking ?).
Breloom used Substitute.
Breloom lost 25% of its health.
Breloom made a substitute!
Breloom's Poison Heal restored health!
'Praying that he doesn't have Seed Bomb'
Ben.: I take it you are R2 D2 Rules off smogon...
YES! A fan! Maybe I can convince him to sign up for R2-D2 Rules! weekly...(but then Santa Claus appeared in my mind and told me I wouldn't get any presents so I(reluctantly) decided to say something else)
On the other hand, I just broke Breloom's sub while he Leech Seeds me.
R2 D2 Rules: yea, that's me
Ben. switched in Jirachi (lvl 100 Jirachi).
Slowking used Ice Beam.
It's not very effective...
Jirachi lost 9% of its health.
Jirachi's leftovers restored its health a little!
Slowking's health was sapped by leech seed!
Slowking lost 12% of its health.
Jirachi regained health!
Jirachi restored 3% of its health.
Didn't see that coming, maybe I can get a easy kill?
R2 D2 Rules switched in Dugtrio (lvl 100 Dugtrio ?).
Jirachi used Protect.
Jirachi protected itself!
Yes, now I can EQ him to hell.
Dugtrio used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
Jirachi lost 85% of its health.
Jirachi used U-turn.
Dugtrio lost 44% of its health.
Ben. switched in Cresselia (lvl 100 Cresselia ?).
NOOOOO! Damn you Jirachi, why did GF give you 100/100/100 defenses...
R2 D2 Rules switched in Slowking (lvl 100 Slowking ?).
Cresselia used Ice Beam.
It's not very effective...
A critical hit!
Slowking lost 9% of its health.
The crit is the first of many to come. (insert evil music here)
Cresselia used Calm Mind.
Cresselia's special attack was raised.
Cresselia's special defence was raised.
Slowking used Slack Off.
Slowking restored 34% of its health.
Stall wars, don't you love those?
Cresselia used Calm Mind.
Cresselia's special attack was raised.
Cresselia's special defence was raised.
Slowking used Nasty Plot.
Slowking's special attack was sharply raised.
Rinse and repeat until I have 3 Nasty Plots under my belt and Cress has 5 CMs.
Cresselia used Calm Mind.
Cresselia's special attack was raised.
Cresselia's special defence was raised.
Slowking used Surf.
Cresselia lost 27% of its health.
Cresselia's leftovers restored its health a little!
Ok, I 'slightly overestimated the damage...
Cresselia used Calm Mind.
Cresselia's special attack was raised.
Cresselia's special defence was raised.
Slowking used Surf.
A critical hit!
Cresselia lost 79% of its health.
Ben.'s Cresselia fainted.
Totally unexpected, but it's nice so I'll take it. 'Thanks Lady Luck, that must be payment for last night...Oh shit, you're not suppose to know about that!'
6-4 R2 D2 Rules
R2 D2 Rules: oh snap hax
Ben.: lol, that always happens
Ben.: always after 6CM...
R2 D2 Rules: yea, when you leasr expect it, lol
R2 D2 Rules: least
Ben.: I'm pretty screwed now :(
Ben. switched in Metagross (lvl 100 Metagross).
R2 D2 Rules: this is my second battle using slowking
Metagross used Thunderpunch.
It's super effective!
A critical hit!
Slowking lost 100% of its health.
R2 D2 Rules's Slowking fainted.
Dammit! I hate you Lady Luck, I'm leaving you! On a related note, I assume Metagross is Choice Banded for some strange reason, probably because I run CB on my own. I would've survived too, considering T-Punch from +252 Metagross w/ no boost does 44.27% - 52.08%.
5-4 R2 D2 Rules
R2 D2 Rules: lol
R2 D2 Rules switched in Dugtrio (lvl 100 Dugtrio ?).
Ben.: woop!
Metagross used Bullet Punch.
Dugtrio lost 56% of its health.
R2 D2 Rules's Dugtrio fainted.
That's what I get for assuming it's CB, no matter, I will avenge you Dugtrio(even though you look like 3 Penises)!
4-4
R2 D2 Rules switched in Rotom (lvl 100 Rotom).
R2 D2 Rules: damn, i thought that was CB'd
Ben.: everyone does...
Rotom used Thunderbolt.
Metagross lost 66% of its health.
Metagross used Ice Punch.
Rotom lost 51% of its health.
Cool, 2HKOing Metagross should be fun.
Metagross used Bullet Punch.
It's not very effective...
Rotom lost 20% of its health.
Rotom used Thunderbolt.
Metagross lost 34% of its health.
Ben.'s Metagross fainted.
Yes, I've retained the lead even though he got a hit in in the process.
4-3 R2 D2 Rules
Ben. switched in Jirachi (lvl 100 Jirachi).
R2 D2 Rules: especially i run my own CB, on another team
Rotom used Thunderbolt.
Jirachi lost 15% of its health.
Ben.'s Jirachi fainted.
imitates the announcer from Street Fighters: KO!
4-2 R2 D2 Rules
Ben. switched in Porygonz (lvl 100 Porygonz).
R2 D2 Rules switched in Furret (lvl 100 Furret ?).
Porygonz used Nasty Plot.
Porygonz's special attack was sharply raised.
I switched to Furret predictin a Shadow Ball, but he predicts my switch and NPs instead.
Furret used Trick.
Furret obtained Life Orb!
Porygonz obtained Choice Scarf!
Porygonz used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Furret lost 100% of its health.
R2 D2 Rules's Furret fainted.
Damn, I was hoping for him to get greedy, since my Sp.Wall is dead, and instead he attacks and kills...erm..'faints' my Furret.
3-2 R2 D2 Rules
R2 D2 Rules switched in Rotom (lvl 100 Rotom).
Ben.: that was unfortunate
Ben. switched in Breloom (lvl 100 Breloom ?).
Rotom used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Breloom lost 100% of its health.
Ben.'s Breloom fainted.
Gogo Fight-Immunity! I know he has to switch so I uses HP Ice and this thing is looking like it's in the bag.
3-1 R2 D2 Rules
Ben. switched in Porygonz (lvl 100 Porygonz).
R2 D2 Rules: scarf furret makes a great lead. :P
Porygonz used Dark Pulse.
It's super effective!
Rotom lost 29% of its health.
R2 D2 Rules's Rotom fainted.
I sacrificed Rotom, as it had done plenty this battle.
2-1 R2 D2 Rules
Ben.: i bet
R2 D2 Rules switched in Qwilfish (lvl 100 Qwilfish ?).
Porygonz used Dark Pulse.
I'm feeling pretty good at this point as I know Qwilfish can live through a unboosted Dark Pulse(it only does 58.82% - 69.12%) and kill Porygon-Z with Explosion. But.................... LADY LUCK GETS HER REVENGE!!!
A critical hit!
Qwilfish lost 100% of its health.
R2 D2 Rules's Qwilfish fainted.
Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn!!!
1-1
There had been a ton of hax in this battle, so I probably should've seen it coming, I wanted to punch through my monitor at the time, but Santa Claus appeared in my mind and reminded me that I won't get presents if I'm a naughty boy!
R2 D2 Rules switched in Quagsire (lvl 100 Quagsire ?).
R2 D2 Rules: aww..crap
Porygonz used Dark Pulse.
Quagsire lost 38% of its health.
Quagsire is fast asleep!
Quagsire's leftovers restored its health a little!
Quagsire restored 6% of its health.
I knew I was dead, but I figured it wouldn't hurt to try.
R2 D2 Rules: wake up!!!!
Ben.: hehe
Porygonz used Dark Pulse.
A critical hit!
Quagsire lost 68% of its health.
R2 D2 Rules's Quagsire fainted.
Ben. wins!
Oh come on, I really hate Lady Luck now, I'm gonna get my revenge someday!
R2 D2 Rules: not again...gg
Ben.: some nice crits here...
Ben.: gg
R2 D2 Rules: do you mind if i warstory this?
Ben.: not a problem
R2 D2 Rules: cool
Ben.: see you around...
After we said our good games and departed, I Warstoryed this(Obviously).
Props:
Rotom for killing...erm...'fainting' half his team.
Quagsire for ki...'fainting' Ninjask
Slowking for actually doing something and not just fainting.
Slops:
HAX
Dugtrio for not doing too much
Qwilfish for not doing anything
The fact that Shoddy doesn't allow '-' or '!' in your username...
And that's it, enjoy!
