Ideas You Had

[internet]

bait and switch linking to an old pop song

 

[Plague von Karma]

paying a dog to moderate

 

[mf]

what about a website where you just post to yourself. no sharing, nobody else will ever see it... just you

 

[shade]

gloves made of soap/disinfectant that dissolve when under the tap to make sure u wash 100% of your hand

 

[internet]

a wrinkly man with a prominent chin and a very wide smirk

 

[CaffeineBoost]

An alternate universe where Gotham is in the UK and a young Bruce Wayne was at a cricket match instead of the theatre, leading him to fight crime with various cricket themed gadgets...

I call it Batsman.

 

[Martin]

An alternate universe where Gotham is in the UK

I've got some good news for you

 

[CaffeineBoost]

I've got some good news for you

I already knew about this and yet didn't make the connection... huh...
could work this into a routine...

 

[mf]

actually that villages name is pronounced "got ham?"

 

[mf]

a 75% scaled-down ruler that you can hold against your dong to make it look 25% bigger

 

[OM]

Gym Equipment with built-in places to put your phone so you can distract yourself with youtube and work out

 

[phoopes]

stoners engaging in hand-to-hand combat in the middle of the desert

call it hotboxing

 

[Celticpride]

a 75% scaled-down ruler that you can hold against your dong to make it look 25% bigger

just use the coke mini instead of the coke regular

 

[sun_dew]

reverse viagra

 

[CaffeineBoost]

reverse viagra

Alcohol.

 

[DrPumpkinz]

Go up to people on Halloween while wearing this and recite the Rime of the Ancient Mariner.

"There was a ship..."

 

[DrPumpkinz]

On a similar note, a twitch bot where if enough people type !therewasaship within a certain amount of time, the bot will recite the Rime of the Ancient Mariner one line at a time, at a rate of one line every minute. This process takes over ten hours. The bot cannot be stopped once it has begun.

 

[かたわれ時]

Creating another corrupt a Wish thread
I’m quite serious about this, because I had quite a lot of fun playing that game... should I? Or anyone?

 

[Sijih]

a grabber hand thing that you can use to get to the pringles at the bottom of the can

technical diagram of grabber hand

maybe it can come with the pringles cans like baseball cards came with gum or whatever

what about a website where you just post to yourself. no sharing, nobody else will ever see it... just you

"What is a journal" Alex?

 

[Ullar]

Creating another corrupt a Wish thread
I’m quite serious about this, because I had quite a lot of fun playing that game... should I? Or anyone?

just move on, fam

 

[shade]

a grabber hand thing that you can use to get to the pringles at the bottom of the can

technical diagram of grabber hand

maybe it can come with the pringles cans like baseball cards came with gum or whatever

bro this would just crush the crisps you're not taking this huge issue seriously enough for my liking

 

[Sijih]

bro this would just crush the crisps you're not taking this huge issue seriously enough for my liking

nah there's some room for the grabber hand to slide around the chips at the edge of the can

like so

if you're worried about how hard the thing is gonna press down then there's the technology to make the machine precise and careful. all those tech guys who are working on remote surgery are on it. we can apply their work to other fields

im worried that with the two opening solution i'd want to reach both hands into the pringles can and then get my hands stuck in there like a chinese finger trap and starve to death

larger can would allow too much rattling around during shipping

 

[Martin]

I salute the attempts to advance the field of Pringles® extraction itt

 

[Sijih]

I salute the attempts to advance the field of PringlesⓇ extraction itt

then like the posts bro

 

[Martin]

then like the posts bro

You know, I was gonna like ur posts, but now that you’re begging I’ve decided against it.