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this is maybe not so much an "unpopular" opinion as it is an infrequently mentioned inconvenience but the WORST part about going swimming is when you have long hair and you have to untangle it afterwards. it seems like it doesn't matter at all how i tie it up, that shit could be in the tightest, neatest french braid you've ever seen but as soon as i get out of the water and untie it there's always some kind of preposterous knot in it. what the fuck is the problem here
 
Some hot takes I think I have
  • Queen's Gambit is a bad show
  • Trump is cool
  • Ladder > Tours (I don't think Tours are more competitive and require more skill.)
  • VGC and BSS > Smogon Tiers
  • Low Tiers > Old Gens OU
  • Super Low Tiers are BAD
  • I dislike anime avatars (especially ones with waifus). I've been guilty of this in the past. I think it's a bit ironic because I'm an avid anime watcher.
Edit: I decided to add more hot takes after Queen's Gambit to make it more interesting
 
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that post inspires me to say that if you play queen pawn opening in chess (including queen's gambit), i hate you

(white opening. like scandinavian doesnt count)

this isn't really a take, but where else would i say it
I encourage you to go look up how AlphaZero handles the Queen's Gambit and similar QGD-like structures. (AlphaZero never plays e4 in the belief e5 gives too much play to Black). Quiet pawn pushing does not feature heavily in its plans...
 
"time is a flat circle" is a very stupid sounding phrase. whats a flat circle dude? you mean, like, a disc? aren't all circles flat? i don't have an above middle school-level understanding of geometry beyond that 3blue1brown video i watched once and even i can tell how little this makes sense
 
People who are real into beverage politics like to make it out as a war between water and soda, but they forget the real star of the show: juice. There's a lot of variety in flavor (different fruits, obviously) and sweetness (you can get the cocktail stuff which is very sugary, but there's also more pure juice) plus it protects you from scurvy.
 
Again doesn’t even have the same “-ain” sound at the end of the word, so rhyming it with -ain words should be illegal in the first place.
I mean, this is just patently false. Both /əˈɡɛn/ and /əˈɡeɪn/ are correct English, it just varies according to dialect and context. I speak received pronunciation and use the two interchangeably, with a slight preference for /əˈɡɛn/ outside of public speaking.
 
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Alright lemme write out a couple of spicy takes some of which pertain to the subpar bowl
  • American Football is just as dumb, if not dumber, than any other kind of competitive activity.
  • The Super Bowl is just a football game with overly long ads that are rarely any good and a concert that tends to be shit.
  • Janet Jackson did not deserve to essentially have her career destroyed because of her super bowl half time performance where Justshit Timbershit caused a wardrobe malfunction.
  • The lack of any bowl related shit in the super bowl is fucking stupid. Where's the bowl NFL? WHERE ARE YOU HIDING THE BOWL?!
  • Mega Gardevoir's design kinda sucks.
  • Bea is probably one of the most bland gym leaders in the entire series, and I do not get what people see in her.
  • Yung Dramps is actually kinda cool.
  • The technical issues faced in SwSh are part of a larger issue on how employees within the gaming industry tend not to be treated the best especially during crunch time, and these games could have been better if they had more time to work on it.
  • Potential Gen IV remakes are probably going to be better from a technical stand point than the SwSh, if they do come out on switch.
  • Cigarette Smoke is one of the worst smells in the world, period. I might be biased though because smoking fucking killed my grandfather.
 
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Alright lemme write out a couple of spicy takes some of which pertain to the subpar bowl
  • American Football is just as dumb, if not dumber, than any other kind of competitive activity.
  • The Super Bowl is just a football game with overly long ads that are rarely any good and a concert that tends to be shit.
  • Janet Jackson did not deserve to essentially have her career destroyed because of her super bowl half time performance where Justshit Timbershit caused a wardrobe malfunction.
  • The lack of any bowl related shit in the super bowl is fucking stupid. Where's the bowl NFL? WHERE ARE YOU HIDING THE BOWL?!
  • Mega Gardevoir's design kinda sucks.
  • Bea is probably one of the most bland gym leaders in the entire series, and I do not get what people see in her.
  • Yung Dramps is actually kinda cool.
  • The technical issues faced in SwSh are part of a larger issue on how employees within the gaming industry tend not to be treated the best especially during crunch time, and these games could have been better if they had more time to work on it.
  • Potential Gen IV remakes are probably going to be better from a technical stand point than the SwSh, if they do come out on switch.
  • Cigarette Smoke is one of the worst smells in the world, period. I might be biased though because smoking fucking killed my grandfather.
Most of these takes are pretty ice cold, dawg
 
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