Re-Archive of Humourous NetBattle User Info Screenshots (56k modem warning)

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the original thread has a load of broken images but one of my posting scouts alerted me to a secret stash of pristine jpegs...

netbattle was an ancestor of showdown, coded by some unknown hero in prehistoric times. by far the best feature of netbattle was the 'user profile', a short description of yourself that would display when you challenged/were challenged by another battler.

the combination of broken english, profanity and arbitrary battling rules are sorely missed, but we can once again enjoy them in their original format... i will be providing my own commentary and power ratings

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straight and to the point. power rating: 8/10


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i guarantee this user is a furry. 3/10


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a real demon would not freak out over drugs and sex. 2/10


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destroyer of worlds. what about it? 4/10


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the OG incel. 7/10


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cant say fairer than that. 8/10


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careful - he's a mod! 6/10


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just dont. ok? jeez. i agree. 9/10


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truly one of the grea9/10


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this guy is his own hypeman. 7/10


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jesus christ remember in 2008 when "teh" was a thing. 1/10


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I DONT UNDERSTAND, ETC. 8/10


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pure gold. 10/10


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a timeless classic. 10/10


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sir im afriad you are too Cool for pokemon. please go outside. 4/10


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ayoooooo! in the 00s it was considered unbased to look for hot males online, fortunately times have now changed. 2/10


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i concur. 7/10


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the logic checks out. 9/10


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another classic. 10/10


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extreme! hardcore! 3/10


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this user has the good sense to note their species in their bio. 9/10


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amen brother! 10/10


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no? thx. 5/10


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this type of profile was extremely common. no legendery! 2/10


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aspirational , very fuck. 9/10


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we will never know because nobody has ever failed. 8/10


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how rude. 3/10


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again, problematic. although he was clearly before his time re: baton pass. 1/10


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raw power. 10/10


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nice ratio. loser!!! 5/10


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like... you're fucking your pokemon? kinda vaporeon situation? 3/10


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BLOOBERS ARE DESTROYING THE BATTLE'S! 10/10


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''i also cannot wait to see the pearl diamond'' 8/10


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this user is actually referring to our very own Misty. 9/10


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that's all we needed to know. 10/10


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i.. what? 8/10


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i don't play by anyone's rules! including my own! 6/10


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this screenshot gets bonus points for including the whole netbattle UI on a cutting-edge windows XP operating system. doesn't this make you grateful for PS? 8/10


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i love it. 10/10


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trite, but a decent effort. 5/10


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good to know. 6/10


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super rape? jesus christ. 7/10


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can't argue with that. 6/10


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who hurt you? 3/10


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yeayeah!!!! 6/10


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certified gamer. 4/10


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an annotated bumper pack from a user with a beautiful windows 98 theme. 6/10


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oh shit! the most powerful trainer in the world... Dylan. 7/10


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absolutely no Dowloaded teams. 3/10


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us would never presume tell you what to do! 8/10


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Glad You Took The Time To Explain This. 7/10


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dark streets, cool, umbreon, thats a nice pokemo-woahhh we got ourselves a sex criminal. 8/10


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MrE before he discovered grammar. 7/10


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tale as old as time. 6/10


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i do not wish to made a girl hates me. 8/10


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extreme mchardcore is back again to let us know about his passions. 8/10


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and finally... the real Ash Ketchum! sir, it is an honour. 10/10
 
I think it's pretty famous by now, but does anyone have a link to the BattleNet (or maybe it wa Shoddy?) of that guy asking for a battle, but then posting a very, very long list of stuff he doesn't want to battle against? I remember a few friends posting it when I was a kid and it's pretty nostalgic to me now.

Likewise; it's weirdly humbling to see the kind of humor was popular way back when too. The internet really has not changed much.
 
I think it's pretty famous by now, but does anyone have a link to the BattleNet (or maybe it wa Shoddy?) of that guy asking for a battle, but then posting a very, very long list of stuff he doesn't want to battle against? I remember a few friends posting it when I was a kid and it's pretty nostalgic to me now.

Likewise; it's weirdly humbling to see the kind of humor was popular way back when too. The internet really has not changed much.

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I can't find the image without the bottom text or whatever but there it is
 
oh my god, how could i have ever forgotten about "a unstopable mercinary" or damn damn!!!!!???

laughed til i cried, in part due to alex's captions, so thanks for that!!!!
 
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