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What are the things a standard American fears the most?
- Thread starter Dorron
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no. americans are scared of people who dont speak AMERICAN. in any country.
in america: why dont you speak american? overseas: dont you want tourism money why dont you speak american?
I know this is a "haha let's shit on America thread" but I want to bring to light some stuff the standard American (me) actually fears.
I fear having children. Why? Because I lost my father at an early age and that really traumatized me. I guess it's a fear of my own mortality once I would have children, because I'm afraid of dying young and leaving them without a father, since that's what happened to me. I wouldn't wish that on anyone, let alone my wife and children that I would (presumably) love and care about very much. I fear death anyway, but once I have people relying on me or whatever, that's when the fear is going to be amped up. Hence, for that reason (and others), I don't see myself having children anytime soon. At least not until I can get over this unlikely but possible scenario where I die young and leave them fatherless.
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So yeah it's that and the sound of Velcro. Gives me the heebie-jeebies.
I fear having children. Why? Because I lost my father at an early age and that really traumatized me. I guess it's a fear of my own mortality once I would have children, because I'm afraid of dying young and leaving them without a father, since that's what happened to me. I wouldn't wish that on anyone, let alone my wife and children that I would (presumably) love and care about very much. I fear death anyway, but once I have people relying on me or whatever, that's when the fear is going to be amped up. Hence, for that reason (and others), I don't see myself having children anytime soon. At least not until I can get over this unlikely but possible scenario where I die young and leave them fatherless.
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So yeah it's that and the sound of Velcro. Gives me the heebie-jeebies.
rip.
all evidence points to you being very much british but in the spirit of the thread: you should fear the righteous anger that ur posts never fail to inspire within me <3
Plague von Karma
Banned deucer.
Americans fear hospitals because they can't afford to be treated
No, really, I know people who have refused ambulances after car crashes because of this
No, really, I know people who have refused ambulances after car crashes because of this
If you wanted to avoid the sound of velcro, don't worry the American Military was scared of it too and developed a highly effective way of opening velcro silently.
water in general actually
unless youre like me and live in florida or youre a californian
????or you like to swim in lakes/go to summer camp in the south
or you live by/on the great lakes of michigan/wisconsin
or you live near the mississippi/ohio river
or you live in a huge port state like washington/maine/south carolina
yeah but aside from that everyone in general are afraid of water
or you like to swim in lakes/go to summer camp in the south
or you live by/on the great lakes of michigan/wisconsin
or you live near the mississippi/ohio river
or you live in a huge port state like washington/maine/south carolina
americans love to drink water. or as i hear they call it over there, "bud light"
only applies to nebraskans
me, i fear the heat, cant handle anything over 70 F
as a floridian im the direct opposite. right now its like 40-50 and im cold as fuck
should've come north of the border mate. our tap water's actually drinkable.
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