Ok so your
standard American citizen is morbidly afraid of gun control and foreigners, but that's just our basic package. For just $10 a month you can upgrade to our
premium American citizen, who has all the fears of our standard pack alongside the fear that their country isn't the most important one in the world. And if that's not enough for you then you can take things one step further with our
platinum premium American citizen package, available now for $15 a month, which comes with a fear of any language other than English and an obnoxious amount of patriotism. You might be thinking "hey, those are just expanded versions of the fears from the past two packages", to which I reply that, for a paltry $40, you can buy our
pro-capitalism American citizen DLC, which comes with a healthy fear of communism and a bonus fear of Russian spies. Alternatively, for £29.99 you can buy our
anti-everything that isn't American American citizen DLC, with fear of the metric system, non-dollar currencies, different timezones, and the additional fear of non-English languages from our platinum premium package. If you have any further questions please refer to
az, the CEO of America. Hope this helps xx