Speaking on behalf of the judges, as someone who is currently hiding in Ashely Deluxe’s closet waiting for the perfect opportunity, I can confirm that scoring will be done as follows:
- On the 22nd of January 2023 a brass bell somewhere in the English countryside will begin to ring. When you hear the toll of the old brass bell you must gather at the church for your judgement
- Mass will then commence. Any dirty non-believers will be cast out by the light of the holy father (todd) and disqualified from the contest
- Those remaining in church will then be given a ticket with a number on, like at the doctors. When your number is called you must enter the confession booth
- Within this confession booth you must confess your darkest sin. Only then will you know your true score
- Participants whose score is under 102 points will be shot in the head upon leaving the booth
- The winning party will receive a bottle of wine. If they accept the wine they will also be shot. The consumption of alcohol goes against the words of the holy father (todd)
- Your prize is the satisfaction of a job well done